WHAT AM I DOIN' WRONG, GANG?

Okay, gang...what am I doin' wrong? 

The views on my blog slipped a bit yesterday, I'm back to receiving 0 to no comments again, and my back is killing me!

I know we are preoccupied with less important thangs, like vacations, domestic terrorism, trade wars, the trouble at the border (those Canadians need to back off), and  dogs making poo poo in our front yards...but don't you REALLY need to get your ducks in a row, priority wise, and focus in on Bloggadocious 222?

I have included a comprehensive questionnaire to scientifically narrow down the culprit, metaphorically speaking, 'who" is sabotaging  my fabulous blog responses and stuff. 

1. I occasionally miss reading Bloggadocious 222 because...
a. I'm on vacation in Belize.
b. Taking Bosco to the dog groomer.
c. Forming a terrorist group against vegans.
d. Trimming my ugly toenails..ugh!
e. I have no idea.

2. I do not comment on Bloggadocious 222 because...
a. I've been abducted by Glirkazoids.
b. I only write in hieroglyphics. 
c. I don't REALLY read your crappy blog.
d. My religion forbids me to comment on ANYTHING.
e. I have no idea.

3. Danny, you could improve your blog by...
a. Having zero questionnaires.
b. Including more photos of puppies and kittens.
c. Giving out freebies for each comment received.
d. Making them much shorter, than even Tom Cruise.
e. I have no idea.

4. Bloggadocious 222 is too...
a. Political
b. Radical
c. Liberal
d. Unconstitutional 
e. I have no idea.

5. If I were writing Bloggadocious 222, I would...
a. Quit
b. Take a long walk off a short pier.
c. Send it to President Trump for review.
d. Stop being so dumb.
e. I have no idea.

Pencils down, class!

Let me thank you in advance for your edifying comments, suggestions and put downs! We value your amateur opinions, and will make every effort to disregard any and all comments that make us look bad, here at the Bloggadocious 222 Headquarters.

Good day!!