Out Of This World Wednesday...
As The Screw Turns
This is not an image of Rosie and Gary, but used to illustrate the screwing of something.
Rosie - "Is the
Gary - "Yepster! Just as soon as I tighten this screw a tiny bit more...eh..ehhh...STRRRRRRRIP!"
Rosie - "Did you strip out another screw hole, numbskull?! Why can't you let things be? There's an ancient Glirkazoid proverb, you need to memorize, goofball...IF IT AIN'T FIXED...DON'T BROKE IT!!"
Gary - "Good morning to you, too...Sunshine! ♪♪ Good morning to you, good morning to you, ♪ we're all in our places, with sunshiny faces, and this is the way we start off the day!♪♪"
Rosie - "Okay, okay...I get it. I'm so worried about rescuing the Magical Princess Of Pyrotussin in time, that I'm getting upset over a little setback, like a stripped screw. Sorry, my Amigo!"
Magical Princess Of Pyrotussin
Gary - "Apology accepted, Rosie! I actually thought you'd be a bit angrier, knowing that the stripped screw caused the whole warp drive system to drop out of the ship, which shorted out our ship's electronical synapses, and disabled the guidance degronificator and chemical toilet apparatus."
Rosie - "Soooo, for an unnecessary turn of a screw, we are TOTALLY SCREWED UP!!! At least my outernet watch is still working, so I can show you this wise, ancient cartoon...
What a big pickle!!
How will our Glirkazoid galaxy gliders travel a zillion liteyaros to Pyrotussin, cross the Sea Of Megadeth, defeat the Deaf Dragon, climb the Stairway To Havens, and save the Magical Princess Of Pyrotussin with the Silver Sausage out of service?!!
Find out next Wednesday in the next exciting episode of the next..Out Of This World Wednesday...next week!!
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