Out Of This World Wednesday...

Beam Me Up, Gary!

Pretty Princess Of Pyrotussin

Our great Glirkazoid galoots are in a fix! Gary has accidentally disabled the entire Silver Sausage spazeship, and they need to get on the road, I mean, spazeway, before the Pretty Princess Of Pyrotussin is totally enslaved by the Monster Of Malevalentay FOREVER!!! 
















You may think that being enslaved by the Monster Of Malevalentay is not so bad, but you may be thinking wrong!! 

Her daily duties would entail, washing his filthy tail, brushing his yellow fangs, clipping his rock hard toenails, sharpening the horns on his hideous head, fishing out his belly button lint, and things that we cannot even mention in polite company!!

Polite company ↑

Rosie - "Oh, Gary! How will we be able to save the Pretty Princess Of Pyrotussin from all the horrible things the narrator described, above?!"

Gary - "What narrator? Are you losing your proverbial marbles, Rosie?!"

Rosie - "You didn't hear a narrator with a deep voice explaining things about the Silver Sausage being kaput, The Pretty Princess Of Pyrotussin being enslaved, and the nasty, dirty, duties she would be forced to perform?"

Gary - "No."

Rosie - "I didn't either! Sooooo, how are we gonna travel to Pyrotussin to save the Pretty Princess Of Pyrotussin, who ALLEGEDLY has been kidnapped by SOMEONE, and MAY need rescued?"

At this juncture (if there is a juncture), the awesome, powerful soothsayer, Rhymesauce appears out of nowhere!!

Rhymesauce - "The Silver Sausage dilapidated,

             But spazeships are overrated, 

They are all mechanical,

I don't want to sound tyrannical,

But beaming places is so sweet,

With your atoms flying down the street,

To travel far and see your cousin,

Or even zoom to Pyrotussin.

Then, as instantly as Rhymesauce appears, he swooshes away like the down of a thistle! 

Gary - "Rhymesauce provided the answer for us, Rosie! In addition, he explained the "down of a thistle" thing! This is so serendipitous!!

• 
  

• Rosie - "I have no idea what you're talking about, Gary! We haven't seen Rhymesauce in 100 tepitens, and I still don't know the meaning of "the down of a thistle!"

Ancient Tepiten Clock ↟

Gary - "Buh, buh but, Rhymesauce was standing, I mean FLOATING right here in front of us, and he displayed the explanation of "down of a thistle" on the side of the broken down Silver Sausage!!"

Rosie - "What did he say?" 

Gary - "He told us we should use the "beamer" system to transport ourselves to Pyrotussin, like the Star Trek folks used!"

Rosie - "He DID? Ha ha ha!! I'm just pullin' your antenna, Gary! I saw him!!"

Gary - "Glirkagals!! You can't live with 'em and you can't live without 'em!!  Remember, paybacks are warranted, under the Galactic Spaze Code, section 8675-article ZZTop/subsection 1!!"

Rosie - "Whatever. Do you remember where we put the "beamer," Buster Brown?"

Gary - "Only one probleemo! How do we cross the Sea Of  Megadeth, defeat the Deaf Dragon, and climb the Stairway To Havens, if we aren't reaching these diverse destinations in the Silver Sausage spazeship?"

Rosie - "Well, uh, I guess...we can beam across the Sea Of Megadeth, beam to the Isle Of The Deaf Dragon, and beam to the mountain of The Stairway To Havens!"

Gary - "No can do, Einstein! Once we beam across the Sea Of Megadeth, we lose our beamer, and cannot reach the following places!"

Rosie - "I've got it! Before we beam ourselves across the Sea Of Megadeth, we'll put a radiofractive mirror in front of the beaming platform, and we can beam ourselves, AND THE RADIO-REFLECTED BEAMER with us!! Easy peasy!!"

Gary - "Let's just hope there's a mirror on the Isle Of The Deaf Dragon, Alice In Wonderland!!"

Gary - "Where did we put that beamer, Rosie?"

Rosie - "It's as big as a Quadrophobian  Spaze Rover, it's gotta be around here somewhere!" 

Narrator with deep voice -Our hearts ache for Gary and Rosie. Will they find the illusive "beamer" device in time to save the princess? Will the mirror idea work as planned, or will it send our heroes to the "Dark Dimension!" And even if they succeed in beaming to the dangerous destinations, will they defeat the Deaf Dragon and climb the Stairway To Havens? 

You'll find the answers to these mind blowing questions in future episodes of...