Out Of This World Wednesday

Episode II
Top Secret Mission Revealed!

As we focus in on Gary, our green,  Glirkazoid, Sir Gallahad (metaphorically speaking), we see him working on "souping up" the Silver Sausage Spazeship. 

Rosie - "Whatcha doin'?"

Rosie says "whatcha doin'" in a slow way that ALWAYS irritates Gary to the max.

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Gary - "I'm souping up the Silver Sausage! Now leave me alone!!"

Rosie - "What's your probleemo, Gary?" I'm just interested in your projects, buddy!"

Gary - "That's a bunch of Pteroproctyl poop, Rosie, and you know it!"

Pteroproctyl

Rosie - "Whatever do you mean, Gary?" She says with a wicked little smile on her face. 

Gary - "You wanna watch every detail of my work, and then point out my mistakes, tell me what I've missed, and criticize even the slightest discrepancies from the Official Glirkazoid Spazeship Manuel!!"

Rosie - "Would I do that?"

Gary - "YES! YOU ALWAYS DO THAT!! Now go away!!"

Rosie - "I promise I won't say a word, Gary! I just want to watch a master at work. PLEASE! I'm really bored, and need some high level brain stimulation from viewing your flawless, mechanical prowess!"

Gary - "Seriously?"

Rosie - "YES! I can't wait for you to begin!"

Gary - "Very well. But not a word, right?"

Rosie - "My lips are sealed. Start amazing me, Master!"

Gary picks up a fleegal wrench, and Rosie clears her throat.

Gary - "WHAT?"

Rosie - "What?"

Gary - "You cleared your throat! Were you trying to tell me something?"

Rosie - "Heavens no! A fleegal wrench is a perfectly acceptable tool for adjusting the whooshie valve in the fall."

Whooshie valve

Gary - "Okay. I thought that...wait a minute! I'm not adjusting the whooshie valve, and it's spring!"

Rosie - "Just continue on, my Michelangelo of mechanical mastery!"

Gary grumbles, picks up a different tool and prepares to deflagrate the dissonificator shield with reckless abandon, when Rosie begins to chuckle under her breath.

Dissonificator shield in action!

Gary - "WHAAAAT! What are you chuckling about!!"

Rosie - "Oh, nothing."

Gary - "It had to be SOMETHING! What was it?!!"

Rosie - "I just realized that you were preparing to deflagrate the dissonificator shield as a joke on me! You're SO funny! How can you deflagrate the dissonificator before disengaging the dweeb decapitator? That would be suicide! You almost got me there, you goofy Glirkazoid guy!" 

Gary - "Uh...YEAH...um...right! A joke...yes...I was messin' with ya...uh huh.

Instantaneously, a message comes blasting out of the Silver Sausage's exterior speakers...

"Admirals Rosie and Gary, your next mission, if you decide to accept it, will be to traverse the uncharted galaxy of PosaMalona, to find the evil, dysfunctional, outlaw family, who's name strikes fear in the hearts of brave lifeforms throughout millions of universes... namely, the...

Please click on dramatic music.

Hitlerstalinmussolinians!!!

Now, when the Supreme Glirkazoidian Command says, "if you decide to accept it," they don't REALLY mean it. They just include that because of watching too many episodes of Mission Impossible. When a mission is announced to Glirkazoid gladiators, like Gary and Rosie, it is incumbent on them to accept! (I've been using incumbent a lot, lately, I hope I know what it means)

in·cum·bent

/inˈkəmbənt/

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adjective

1. 1.

   necessary for (someone) as a duty or responsibility.

   "it is incumbent on all decent people to concentrate on destroying this evil"

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   binding
   

   
   

   obligatory
   

   
   

   mandatory
   

   
   

   necessary
   

   
   

   compulsory

Egads!! 

Our beloved Rosie and Gary are being deployed to PosaMalona to annihilate the inannihilatable (or is that UNannihilatable) family of Hitlerstalinmussolinians...IF they can find them in an uncharted galaxy...IF the un-souped up Silver Sausage doesn't break down...and IF the Hitlerstalinmussolians haven't hightailed it to ANOTHER uncharted galaxy!!

Please join us next Wednesday for another time wasting episode of OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY...IF YA GOT THE GUTS!!!

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