Wednesday, March 25, 2020

Out Of This World Wednesday
Vital Virus Vectors!

 I have no idea what a vector is, but it fit the alliteration in title above.

As you may recall, Rosie and Gary have been stricken...or is that strucken, by the VTTYBS! (the virus that takes your bloody soul)




Fortunately, Mumsthewitch has provided them a cure, by giving them a nasty tasting potion to drink, and directing them to stand on their right leg all night long!




Gary - "Well, the sun's up, Rosie! I hope we are cured."




Rosie - "Well, the sun's up, Rosie! I hope we are cured."




Gary - "Oh, no! You're still repeating my words!! That means we still have the VTTYBS!!! What went wrong?!!"

Rosie - "Oh, no! You're still repeating my words!! That means we still have the VTTYBS!!! What went wrong?!!"

Gary - "We followed Mumsthewitch's instructions perfectly! We drank the nasty tasting potion, stood on our right leg all night, and...and WE FORGOT TO CALL HER IN THE MORNING!!!"

Rosie - "We followed Mumsthewitch's instructions perfectly! We drank the nasty tasting potion, stood on our right leg all night, and...and WE FORGOT TO CALL HER IN THE MORNING!!!"

Gary proceeds to call Mumsthewitch on his
"phlip phone!"





Mumsthewitch - "Gidday, mite! Yer virus is ova! Ya sived yer souls in the nick a tom!! Goodonya!!" 

Rosie - "What did she say, Gary?"

Gary - "I think she said, good day, mate! Your virus is over! You saved your souls in the nick of time! Good on you! However, I'm not as fluent in 2nd Dimension 3rd Australian as you, Rosie."


Image of  2nd Dimension 3rd Australia


Rosie - "The VTTYBS MUST be over, because we're not repeating each other."

Gary - "The VTTYBS MUST be over, because we're not repeating each other."

Rosie - "Oh, stars!! It's BACK!!!"

Gary - "Ha ha! Just messin' wit ya, Rosie! Ha ha ha ha!"

Rosie - "Ha ha, is it?  Don't forget the olde Glirkazoidian saying..."There are 7, 165, 832, 111 ways to get even, and you won't know what hit ya when one of them wreaks havoc upon your little green head when you least expect it!"




Gary - "That's not an olde Glirkazoidian saying, you just made that up."

Rosie - "Well, it is now! I'm registering it in the Glirkazoidian Olde Sayings Registry as we speak!"

Gary - "Is that like the "Star Registry" the earthlings invented, to con folks out of their cash many bimi- lennials ago, in the future?" 




Rosie - "Shut up, Gary." 

As our gay (joyful) Glirkazoids zoom zoom through the, seemingly, unending reaches of spaze, they break out in song...

Sung to the tune of the Flintstones...

♪Virus! We kicked the virus, 
By standing on one leg last night,
We drank the nasty potion,
But this morning we are both alright.♪

♪We're glad that we didn't lose our souls,
Now we can reach our mission's goals,
Since we've kicked the virus,
We can kick old Krug the Kruddy's,
Kick old Krug the Kruddy's,
Kick old Krug the Kruddy's BUTT!!!!♪


Krug

Now the scene changes and we see the ugly, Krug the Kruddy, viewing Gary and Rosie singing, on his highly technical "viewmaster" apparatus.


Not THIS viewmaster!

More like this.



Krug - "UGLY?! Who said I'm UGLY?!! 

Narrator - "Uh, I'm...uh..just reading this Mr. Krug. Sorry. 

Krug - "You BEST be careful of what you read, pal! I've destroyed whole galaxies for less!!"




"Anyway...Drat, the VTTYBS did NOT take the worthless souls of Rosie and Gary, and they are mocking the mighty Krug!! I need to send them a "force" that will surely take them down!! Ha ha ha ha, Haaaa, ha ha ha, hee hee hee!!!"

Force? What force will the ruggedly handsome Krug send, to "take down" our glorious Glirkazoid G.I's?
G.I. stands for Glirkazoid icons!


Earth icons...can you name them?

Try to be patient! I know you'd like to know what "force" Krug will be sending, but unfortunately, you'll be "FORCED" to wait until next Wednesday! 



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