Ready For The Rollin' Restart?

Rollin' on the River...

THEY are talking about starting up the economy again, as the pandemic begins to slowly slide downhill, but not starting it all of a sudden. A "rollin' restart" seems to be the preferred way to do it.

It's clear they don't want tons of folks, all at once, flocking to sporting events, rock concerts, sit down restaurants, big weddings, big funerals, Star Trek conventions and the like.

THEY would rather have us slowly ease into the olde ways of gathering, hugging, congregating, huddling, square dancing,  assembling, forming protest marches, attending big family reunion picnics and multiple person parties.

So here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna peak out the window from time to time, to see if things are picking up, socially.

If it looks like more and more folks are gathering (and not dying), going to baseball games (and not dying), having large family reunion picnics (and not dying), I'll begin to step outta da houze and SLOWLY join in, but probably still donning my pretty blue mask. 

This is NOT me! Me and my mask are way cuter! Ha!

I know the economy cannot remain stagnant, or we will dry up and be blown into the financial abyss!

So, all of you brave souls need to take the risk of going out and about, and lead the way for the rest of us to creep outside when it's absolutely, perfectly safe!

Hey! I'm just kidding, gang! You all take care, and cumulate when you feel everything's great, or if you don't want to wait, go out and hug sister Kate, if you think it won't make you "THE LATE!" Get it?