The REAL Reason Amy Coney Barrett 

 Is On The Supreme Court

Well, that was quick!

Amy Coney Barrett is an associate member of the Supreme Court in record time...lickity split...mucho quicko, but why?

Judge Kavanaugh  had to go through a virtual "running of the gauntlet" to reach that goal!

 run the gauntlet

phrase of gauntlet

1. 1.

   go through an intimidating or dangerous crowd or experience in order to reach a goal.

   "they had to run the gauntlet of television cameras"
2. 2.

   HISTORICAL

   undergo the military punishment of receiving blows while running between two rows of men with sticks.
3. 

   
   

   
   

Not saying it was easy for ACB, but she did not NEARLY receive the atrocious treatment that Kavanaugh endured.

"Why," you ask so eagerly...because you have such an open mind for truth, justice, and the American way, like Superman!

The REAL reason she overcame the rigors of questioning by snarky interrogators, let the fake rumors about her roll off her back like a duck, and remained calm and poised during tons of abuse and slanderous comments by opposing factions is...you guessed it...she's a MOM!!

She has seven kids, for heaven's sake!

She's had a lifetime of abuse from snarky teenagers, endless questions from 5 year olds, learning to stay calm in "dramatic" situations (like daughter losing her cell phone), defusing unsubstantiated rumors that half the kids create about the other half, and, well, all you Moms get it, don't you!

It also didn't hurt that she's cute. Cute face, voice, demeanor. I know that sounds so misogynistic, but cuteness is an advantage in this "looks are everything" world! 

Don't argue with me. You know it's true. 

Well, "maybe not," you declare.  "Look at Ruth Bader Ginsburg! She was not an attractive woman!"

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

My theories are not as dub as you thought, are they? 

Dub?