Wednesday, December 2, 2020

Out Of This World Wednesday...You Call This A Vacation?

Our beloved and precious Glirkazoids, Rosie and Gary, are enjoying a bit of R and R on their home planet of Glirka, basking themselves in the triple suns, drinking Purple Glirf, watching the flying turtles soaring above the Sea Of Transparency (which is actually invisible), and generally chillin' out.

Rosie - "Oh, Gary, isn't it awesome to see all of the diverse creatures swimming around in the Sea Of Transparency?"

Gary - "It's cool, but I've watched all of the Jacques Cousteau films from Earth, and need not any more knowledge of swimming creatures."

Rosie - "You imbecile! The swimming creatures here on Glirka are totally different than the ones on Earth! For instance, like the one over there by the rock!"

Photo of hideous creature by the rock.↑

Gary - "Yea gads! What a horrible creature!! Please, Rosie, I'm trying to relax on this time off, don't mess it up by terrifying me to death!"

Rosie - "Sorry, my friend! Just close your eyes and take it easy. I'll tell you when that enormous krakenazoid is close enough to eat your face."

Gary - "Crikey! Let's blow this blasted beach and head for the Big John Candy mountains to the north!" (Glirkazoids worship John Candy and name inanimate objects after him)

Rosie - "Okay! I think the HHH's are migrating through the mountains this time of year, but we can handle it."

Gary - "Wha? The Hairy Homicide Hornets are migrating?"

Rosie - "Yeah, but we can wear our anti HHH hazmat suits to protect ourselves."

Gary - "What kind of vacation would THAT be! Up and down the mountain trails wearing those heavy, sweat inducing, bulky, anti HHH hazmat suits? I'd rather be on a death defying mission than do that!!"

Welp, this is what Rosie had been waiting to hear! Truth be told, she was getting really bored, and missing the adrenalin rush of suicide missions, defeating spaze monsters and generally being a SUPER HERO, or is it HEROINE?