Wednesday, April 7, 2021

 Out Of This World Wednesday...Be Careful What You Wish For



Let's go back to the last OOTWW, shall we?

Gary - "Life is good, Rosie girl! We are basking in the realization that planet Z70 will soon be free of all their mountains of trash, litter and garbage, due to the fact we turned them into super-goats with the ability to eat EVERYTHANG!"




Rosie - "For once, you're right, Gary! All we need to do is sit here and wait for....OH, NO!!!!!!"

Gary - "Oh, no, WHAT?"

Rosie - "Gary! Look through my portable stare-a-scope at planet Z70!!"




Gary - "Okay, Rosie...(Gary looks through the stare-a-scope) it's...it's...right up, I mean...it's right over...uh...IT"S GONE!!!"




Rosie - "Just what I feared, my friend. Not only did the populace of Z70, who we turned into super-goats, eat the trashy litter, but consumed the whole stinkin' planet!!!"

Gary - "That's not possiroo, Rosie!!"

Rosie - "Maybe not possible in a NORMAL universe, but this is Out Of This World Wednesday, where ANYTHANG can happen!!!"

Gary - "True. So how we gonna 'splain this to the High Command?"

Rosie - "No probleemo, Gary! No evidence, no foul!!"

Gary - "YES!! I'll just play dumb, Rosie girl!!"

Rosie - "Exactly! That's what you do best, Gary!!"

Well, well, well (a deep subject), it's like they say..."you can't win 'em all, they gave it the old college try...you win some, you lose some...destroying a whole planet and population is nuthin', compared to a whole solar system or universe,"
 so let's scratch this off to a lesson learned, okay?

A brand new adventure for Gary and Rosie begins next week! Don't forget to set your A.R.Ds (Alien Recording Devices) for the exciting, NEW episodes of....





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