OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY!

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FOR YOU TODAY!

HOORAY...HOORAY!!!!!!

Even if we tried real hard to imagine the beauty and strangeness of outer spaze, it would be quite difficult for our puny earthling brains to comprehend.

Since a picture is worth a thousand worms, here is a tiny example of what it's like...

I Know this looks like a painting, but it's an actual photo taken from the Hubble telescope on April 23, 2010. Part of the Carina Nebula.

Maybe now you can understand why our beloved spaze warriors, Gary and Yellow Rose, absolutely LOVE traveling through the vast beauteousness of spaze! 

In fact, that is what they're doing at this moment in tom, whizzing across billions of light years of vastness, to embark on another exciting, dangerous mission! 

Please play dramatic music for full effect.

Rosie - (Staring out the porthole...by porthole, I mean window) "Oh, Gary, Come and look at the Carina Nebula, it is so awesomely beautiful!!"

Gary - "No can do, Rosie. Every time I look at that thing, I get that song in my head, playing over and over again!"

Rosie - "Oh, you mean, Cor..."

Gary - "Noooo! Don't even say the name of the song or it will begin looping in my little cranium!" 

Rosie - "Sorry, buddy! I almost had a slip of the tongue and said, Corrine Corrina!"

Gary - "Oh, nooooo! 

Rosie - "Is it playing in your brain now?"

Gary - "It has begun, Rosie, and heaven knows when it'll stop!"

My favorite version!

Rosie - "My bad, Gary" Is there anything I can do to make it stop playing in your head?"

Gary - "The only thing that has ever worked in the past, was for me to start laughing at something so much I forget about the song!"

Rosie - "What should I do, Gary?"

Gary - "♪Corrina, Corrina...♪♪ It's hard for me to concentrate with this, ♪♪Corrina, Corrina♪ looping in my head, but you need to grab a live chicken from the livestock hold, dress up like a mermaid, and come back here before I go bonkers!!"









Rosie returns in her best mermaid costume and a squawking chicken in her hands.

Gary - "Listen carefully, Rosie...Wave the squawking chicken back and forth over your head, while standing on one foot, and singing the Glirkazoid national anthem!" 

Rosie does as she is told.

Immediately, Gary begins to laugh hysterically, rolling on the floor with great guffaws! (Guffaw...A loud boisterous burst of laughter.)

Rosie - "Gary...you're laughing! Does this mean the song has stopped playing in your little head?"

Gary - "Ha ha...to tell you...ha ha ha...the truth...hee hee hee...the song stopped ten minutes ago, I just wanted to see you waving a chicken around...on one foot,,,ha ha... in a mermaid costume...ha ha ha ha...singing the freakin' Glirkazoid national anthem...hee hee hee, ha ha ha, hee hee!!"

Rosie - (Speaking very quietly) "Gary, come over here real close, and let me show you how I can fit a squawking chicken into a very small orafice."

Gary begins to run, and Rosie chases after him!!

Rosie - "Come back here you sawed off son of a Garconian Garbage Guy!!! You'll be fartin' feathers for 400 Farthian fortnights!!"

Well, well, well...boys and girls...so ends another episode of OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY!

Join us next week for more fun with Rosie and Gary...Glirakazoids Of Legendary Fame!!!

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Did you ever watch the super cool movie, "Independence Day?" 

I liked the part where Jeff Goldblum and Will Smith fly up to the muther ship of the aliens and destroy it to bits! That destruction makes all of the other evil alien ships flying around the Earth, crash to the ground, and the evil aliens die, die, die! Yaaaaay!

So, that takes us to Rosie's plan to save the inhabitants of Earth. 

Although the Galactapusians have set up Emulsification Stations on Earth, to emulsificate every life form on this helpless planet, Rosie knows that if their muther ship is put out of commission the Emulsification Stations will become inoperable! 

Rosie and Gary make a "bee line" for the great muther ship of the Galactapusians in their tiny Silver Sausage spazeship, which is only one tenth the size of "Gargantuoso," the Galactapusian's muther ship! 

On their way, they discuss important issues...

Rosie - "Did you get ALL of that toilet paper off your shoe, Gary?"

Gary - "I think so, (Gary levitates off the floor and shows her the bottoms of his spaze boots) take a look."

Rosie - "All clear. Speaking of toilet paper...why don't you ever put a new roll on when they are empty?"

Gary - "Don't you remember? You don't like the way I do it! I like the paper coming from down low, against the wall, and you like it coming over the top, away from the wall!"

Rosie - "No probleemo, Gary. Just do it my way, the RIGHT way!"

Gary - "Yeah...whatever...Hey, look what I just picked up on the screen from YouTube!"

Rosie - "What is YouTube?"

Gary - "It's this cool website on Earth that captures and replays EVERYTHING earthlings do! Even what their pets do! Dig this groovy rhyme, Rosie!"

Yeti, Sasquatch,

trackers at watch!
Hallucination, metachoric,
Bigfoot sighting stirs up Orick!
Gossamer-winged fairy,
HMS Mary,
Channel Islands, Scary Dairy,
Hendersons harbor Harry!

Insecto-humanoid torso,
Philip Corso!
Mass hysteria,
51st area!
Government conceals,
Pigman squeals!

Elvis alive,
hoaxers contrive!
Panic spread,
Paul is dead!
Positively preposterous,
Beebe Lake Rhinocerous!
Crop circle, ionized plasma vortex,
stimulated, temporal lobe cortex!

Needle in a haystack,
audio playback!
Evidence collected,
evidence rejected!
Eye witness report,
cynics retort!
Fact, fiction, fib, truth,
shot called, Babe Ruth!

Weekly World News exposé,
arch criminal, Keyser Söze!
Photographs blurry,
Momo, Missouri!
Convenient camera error,
Tuolumne Terror!
George Washington, not a single lie,
politicians honest? When pigs fly!

Rosie - "That is magnificent, Gary! Better 

than any of the poets on Glirka!Who wrote 

this?"


Gary - "Some dude by the name of Rhymesauce."

Rosie - "Such profound meaning and depth from a 

measly Earth creature!  I am astoundedly 

verklempt, my friend!"


Gary - "As am I, Rosie! As am I!"

Rosie - "Right now we need to forget about Rhymesauce and focus in on our dangerous, exciting mission to wipe out the muthership of the Galactapusians!"

After a long tom, our spaze dudes (or is that dudettes, oh, I don't know, maybe both) come into close proximity of "Gargantuoso," the enormous muther ship of the Galactapusians! 

Rosie - "We need to be very, very stealth, tactical, and cunning, to discombobulate the muther ship without taking any innocent lives."

Gary - "Onya, mate!" 

Gary is so distracted by Rosie's superhero outfit...

that he sets his Diet Coke on the red emulsification button, and accidentally emulsificates the whole dang Galactapusian muther ship! 

Gary - "Whoops! My bad!"

Rosie - (Shakes her head) "Gary, Gary, Gary...you did it again."

Gary - "Uh, yeah, um, I did...but look on the bright side...the inhabitants of the Earth will now be saved from emulsification...and that includes Chris Martin!!

Rosie - "Excellent point, my friend! Now lets put "Yellow" on the turntable (Glirkazoids are into vinyl) and transmigrate ourselves home!"

Link to the amazing...wait for it...wait for it...RHYMESAUCE...
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChfpEGCHu9njv2GNQG5sAcA

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In the last amazing episode of Out Of This World Wednesday, our two spaze cowpokes, Yellow Rose and Gary, have donned their gay apparel to thwart the plans of the creatures from Galactapus, who want to emulsificate all inhabitants of the Earth!

Since the Galactaputan's are NOT environmentally conscious, they have to roam from planet to planet in search of inhabitable places to live, because they have a tendency to destroy the environment of every planet they conquer! 

Spaze is remarkably beautiful and frightening at the same tom. It is vast and half vast. Filled with lots of spaze junk and empty as a gamblers bank account. Totally dark, but brilliant in bursts of light that makes Gary's long eyes squint! 

As our intrepid heroes traverse the billions of light years, in the Silver Sausage spazeship, Gary begins to speak...

Gary - "Are we there yet?"

Rosie - "Knock it off, Gary! We've only traversed 222,000 light years, and you have asked "are we there yet" 5 toms!"

Gary - "I need to go to the bathroom!"

Rosie - "I asked if you needed to go before we left Glirka, and you said no!"

Gary - "I didn't need to go then!"

Rosie - "Why not use the ships bathroom, knucklehead?"

Gary - "It's so cramped. Rosie! I need to feel free...to pee!"

Rosie - "Good grief! Gary, you don't have any choice. There are no spaze rest areas for the next million epoks!" (An epok is the equivalent of 14.5 light years)

Gary - "Okay, okay! I might as well do a number 3 while I'm in there."

Rosie - "A number 3?"

Gary - "Yeah...a number one AND a number 2!"

Rosie - "Way too much information, Gary!" 

After about an hour, Gary comes running out of the "head" (another name for the latrine) with toilet paper stuck to his shoe.

Gary - "Rosie, Rosie...I've come up with a fantastic idea of how to stop the Galactaputans from destroying the earthlings! We simply emulsificate all of them before they emulsificate the Earth's population!"

Rosie - "Isn't that a bit drastic, Gary? By the way, could you please remove the T.P. from your shoe, you're grossing me out!"

Gary - "Hmmph...you got any better ideas, Einstein?" (He asks this while extricating the T.P. from his shoe and washing his hands again)

Rosie - "As a matter of fact, I do!" 

What is Rosie's plan?

Want to find out?

Did Gary get ALL the T.P. off his shoe?

Join us next week for the next episode of 

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The inhabitants of Galactapus are the average spaze creatures. They are very advanced technologically, but do not take care of their environment, or should I say environments, because they move from planet to planet using up all of the natural resources until they are totally depleted. 

The Galactaputans have already sent one of their secret Galastronauts, to set up the emulsification stations that will emulsificate every human bean on Earth, so they can obtain the planet for their recreational needs.

Through top secret spy stuff, the Glirkazoid High Counsel has discovered the Galactaputans plan to conquer the Earth, and have relayed the important message to our legendary heroes, Yellow Rose and Gary.

Gary - "Rosie! We received a message from the High Counsel."

Rosie - "Did you park in the Supreme Glirkhead's parking spot again, Gary?"

Gary - "Yes, I did, but this isn't about that, this tom."

Those dudes from Galactapus are planning to emulsificate all of the folks on Earth, to take over that rockin' planet, and this is WAY unacceptable!"

Rosie - "You're durn tootin', Gary! What would the universe do without Coldplay?!" 

Gary - "Coldplay? Is that all you ever think about?! It's Coldplay this and Chris Martin that, and..."

Rosie - "Who else is worth saving on Earth other than that dreamy Chris Martin, hmmm?"

Gary - "Lots of people! Just let me think...uh...

Rosie - "See! You can't think of anybody worth saving, can you?"

Gary - "Give me a little tom! Wait a minute...little tom...Tom Cruise is worth saving! Remember how good he was in Rainman?"

Rosie - "Are you kidding? Dustin Hoffman made him look like a kid playing a cherry tree in a kindergarten production of George Washington Slept Here!" 

Gary - "George who?"

Rosie - "Nevermind, it's worth saving the Earth for Chris Martin, alone!"

Gary - "Cool! Let's get our super-hero costumes on, and go save the Earth!" 

Rosie changes into her super-hero costume right away!

Gary - "Wowie Zowie, Rosie! That outfit is really form fitting, isn't it?"

Rosie - "It has to be, to reduce friction, while I zoom across the universe! Now put on your super hero costume, Gary.

Rosie - You are naked, as usual, Gary! Where's your super-hero costume?"

Gary - "I can't find it, Rosie! I thought I put it in my secret spaze compartment on the poop deck of the Silver Sausage, but it disappeared!" 

Rosie - "Male Glirkazoids can't find anything! Let me look. (A few minutes go by) I found your costume right away!"

Gary - "Where was it?"

Rosie - "On your bed, Gary! Now put it on."

Gary puts on his unique costume.

Rosie - "Pretty awesome, pardner...but I think you could lose the red feathers...and what is that Japanese writing on the breast piece?"

Gary - "Made in Japan costumes are a LOT cheaper, Rosie."

Rosie - "The shipping must cost a fortune from Japan to Glirka!"

Gary - "We can discuss this later, me luv! Right now, we need to chant our traditional "going on a mission" chant, and then it's off to save the inhabitants of the Earth!"

Gary and Yellow Rose do the chant/cheer type thingy...

We're Glirkazoids, we're Glirkazoids,

We never show our fear,

It really helps our courage,

When we drink a lot of beer,

(Now they both chug down a beer)

We're Glirkazoids, we're Glirkazoids,

We are Yellow Rose and Gary,

And if we drink another beer,

Our job won't seem so scary! 

(Now they drink another beer)

They keep repeating this chant and drinking beer until they are sufficiently dru , I mean READY for the dangerous mission! 

Feel free to join us next Wednesday for another episode of OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY!!!

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Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway.

                                                                            John Wayne

thei last mission to Earth

Over the past millions and billions of spaze years, our super heroes, Gary and Yellow Rose have fought for everything right, good, sweet, and innocent, in the universe. 

On their last mission, they found startling evidence that the creatures from the planet, Galactapus, are planning to EMULSIFICATE all of the inhabitants on Earth!!

Here is the top secret video they found, for your edification...

Well, well, well...It looks like another adventure is looming for our intrepid heroes!

How will they stop the Galactaputans, led by the little space dude?

Is it even possible to prevent the emulsification of billions of innocent human beans? (Beans?)

Is the little space dude inhaling helium? 

Discover the answers in the next OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY...DAY...DAY...DAY....I'm trying to do an echo sound! Ha!

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

Semi-triangular, inter- dimensional QUIZ!!!

Question 1. What is the name of Gary and Rosie's spazeship?

2. What kind of creatures are Gary and Rosie?

3. What is Rosie's full name? Hint...Y.R.

4. How tall are Glirkazoids, on average? 

Hint

5. True or false. Glirkazoids love Jesus.

6. What is Rosie's favorite band? Hint...Rhymes with boldclay.

7. True or false. Rosie and Gary are married.

8. True or false. Glirkazoids are evil.

9. What is the instrument used to STARE at things from Gary and Rosie's spazeship? Hint...Rhymes with periscope.

10. Name the planet on which Rosie and Gary dwell.

If you answer all 10 questions correctly, you are an official Glirkazoid Commander Of The Realm!!

See yawl next week for OUT OF THIS WORM WEDNESDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!