OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY
If you're reading this, it proves you still enjoy the exciting escapades of Gary and Rosie, our glorious, Glirkazoid, gut bustin' galaxy gliders...OR, you're checking out my bizarre blog for the first tom, OR, you hate my blog with a massive amount of vitriol and want to give me a NASTY review!
No matter, you're here, and that's all that matters! Even if you're simply a rabid masochist who loves to suffer!
mas·och·ist
/ˈmazəkəst,ˈmasəkəst/
noun: a person who enjoys an activity that appears to be painful or tedious.
- "what kind of masochist would take part in such an experiment?"
Okay. When we last witnessed our cosmic champions, they were standing right outside of the cavernous cave of the Monster Of Malevalentay, who recently roared a very ear splitting roar, in a fearsome way! Gary and Rosie have absolutely no weapons, are tiny in comparison to the humongous monster, and need to release the imprisoned Princess Of Pyrotussin before the gluttonous beast decides to have her for lunch!!
Monster Of Malevalentay above⇭ in case you forgot.
Rosie - "Oh, MY! I wonder what the Monster Of Malevalentay is roaring about in there?"
Gary - "Since I'm an expert on ferocious alien monsters, I'd say THAT was definitely a "hangry" roar. The ravenous beast is just a nanomite away from devouring the lovely Princess Of Pyrotussin!!"
Monster Of Malevalentay above⇭ in case you forgot.
Princess Of Pyrotussin ➧
Rosie - "Oh, MY! I wonder what the Monster Of Malevalentay is roaring about in there?"
Gary - "Since I'm an expert on ferocious alien monsters, I'd say THAT was definitely a "hangry" roar. The ravenous beast is just a nanomite away from devouring the lovely Princess Of Pyrotussin!!"
rav·en·ous
/ˈrav(ə)nəs/
adjective
- extremely hungry.
- (of hunger or need) very great; voracious."a ravenous appetite"
- han·gry/ˈhaNGɡrē/adjectiveINFORMAL
- bad-tempered or irritable as a result of hunger."I get very hangry if I miss a meal"
Rosie - ""We need to act quickly, Gary! We have no weapons, however, we are masters of the ancient art of "kickyobutt!" In fact, our hands and feet are registered in the Azkick Astro Archives as lethal weapons!!"
Gary - "What yo talkin' 'bout, Rosie?
"Don't you remember that I missed most of that "kickyobutt" training, due to my little toe injury? So I faked my "kickyobutt" test scores to graduate from the Academy?"
Rosie - "I forgot about that...but you are a master street fighter who knows all the dirty fighting tricks to confuse, disorient, and dismember the Monster Of Malevalentay before he knows what hit him!!"
Lethal street fighter, Gary?
Gary begins to grow in confidence after Rosie's encouraging words, and a slight smile appears on his little green, Glirkazoidian face.
Gary - "Let's roll!!!"
At Gary's words, our gallant, gazelle-like, Glirkazoid grapplers, swifty run into the cavernous cave of the Monster Of Malevalentay, and find something incredibly shocking!!!
The pretty Princess Of Pyrotussin is sitting on the monster's lap and tickling his belly, which makes him ROAR with laughter.
Rosie - "Gary! I thought you said you heard a "hangry" roar, Mr. Expert!"
Gary - "Well, umm, hangry and happy are very similar roars when it comes to vicious, ravenous beasts!"
Princess Of Pyrotussin - "Hey, guys! Nice to see ya! Whatcha doin' here?"
Rosie - "We heard that the Monster Of Malevalentay had kidnapped you, made you his slave, where you were doing nasty chores for him, like clipping his toenails, and he would eventually have you as a snack!"
Princess Of Pyrotussin - "All true! Except for the fact that we fell in love, and now we're married!!"
The princess flashes an enormous diamond ring!
Gary whispers to Rosie..."She married him for his money."
Rosie whispers back..."You're such a romantic...NOT!
Gary - "Well, Rosie, I guess our mission was kind of a non-mission this tom. We best leave these "lovebirds" alone."
Rosie - "Yeah. I'm glad it all turned out okay...and who's Tom?"
Gary - "It don't matter."
Rosie - "Yes it does!! You keep bringing up this Tom character, and I have NEVER met this guy!"
Gary - "We need to get going, Rosie! We don't have tom to discuss it!"
Rosie - "Why do we need Tom to discuss it? Why can't it be just you and me?"
Gary - "Ha ha! Rosie! You're the funniest Glirakazoid in the whole wide worm!"
Rosie - "That's ANOTHER thing, Gary! We do not live in a cockadoodie WORM! We are...."
So, as the two suns set on the purple planet of Pyrotussin, our giggle inducing Glirkazoids bicker like old married folks. That's the way it has always been, the way it is now, and the way it will always be!!
Personally, I like it that way.
See ya next Wednesday for all new episodes of....
WEDNESDAY!!!!!!!
