Out Of This World Wednesday
Help From A Friend
Alrighty now. Gary has just made a deal with the dastardly "spaze pirates," to give them the Silver Sausage spazeship if he and Rosie do not eliminate Krug the Kruddy from existence!
The Silver Sausage spazeship in all it's glory!
The pirates have disembarked from the Silver Sausage, and have gone back to the Rolly Dodger, their spazeship that looks like a Spanish galleon.
Gary is now in the process of repairing the hatch that Rainbow Beard separated from the hull of the spazeship...and Rosie is supervising, as usual.
Rosie - "You're gonna need to work faster than that, Gary! In just a few minutes the Silver Sausage will implode from Van Alex Belt nano particles that are coming through this gaping hole in the bulkhead!"
Gary - "Excuse me? This is NOT the bulkhead, it's the hull!"
Rosie - "Just testing you."
Gary - "Riiight. By the way, why would Rainbow Beard want our spazeship, when Krug is going to destroy ALL lifeforms that exist if we fail in our mission?"
Krug the Kruddy Destroyer
Rosie - "Once again, you weren't paying attention to the narrator last week! The narrator said that Krug will only eliminate from existence the GOOD and GENTLE lifeforms. The lives of dirty spaze pirates he'll spare!"
Good and gentle lifeforms...bye bye!
Band of filthy pirates..are Krug proof!
Gary - "Done and done, Rosie! Do we have any Godzilla glue to make sure it stays attached?"
Rosie - "Uh, we will need to go in and out that hatch, numbskull, so DON'T Godzilla glue it, kapeesh?"
At that very instant, the Silver Sausage starts filling with a purkle mist, and SUDDENLY Mumsthewitch appears in front of our startled spaze scouts!
Mumsthewitch - "Beware the virus that tikes yer bloody souls, mites! (Mumsthewitch hails from the 2nd dimension of the 3rd Australia, somewhere in the future) It starts out like the common flu, then goes to yer ed, and down under yer shoe, then before you kin sneeze, tikes yer soul from you!!"
Rosie - "Oh my, our dear friend! Is there any way to prevent this from happening to us?"
Gary - "Oh my, our dear friend! Is there any way to prevent this from happening to us?"
Mumsthewitch - "Crikey! It's already begun! The first symptom is repeatin' the words of other blokes!"
Gary - "Can you help us, oh great, Mumsthewitch?"
Rosie - "Can you help us, oh great, Mumsthewitch?"
Mumsthewitch - "I hope so. This is sounding so redundant! Okay, to rid yerself of the VTTYBS virus, ya need ta tike this secret potion, stand on yer raught leg through the naugt, and then call me in the mornin'!"
Rosie - "Oh thank you, Mumsthewitch! Losing our souls would be a big bummer! Especially at this critical time of finding Krug, his Hitlerstalinmussolinians, and then crushing them all into non-existence!!!"
Gary - ""Oh thank you, Mumsthewitch! Losing our souls would be a big bum..."
Mumsthewitch - "ENOUGH!"
Instantly, Mumsthewitch shoots through the hull at a phenominal speed, leaving a purkle haze floating in the aftermath!
Gary - "Did you see what the narrator said, Rosie? Hmmm? Mumsthewitch shot through the HULL, NOT the bulkhead!!"
Rosie - "Did you see what the narrator said, Rosie? Hmmm? Mumsthewitch shot through the HULL, NOT the bulkhead!!"
"Just shut up and tike, I mean take the nasty potion before standing on your right leg throughout the night!"
Gary - " "Just shut up and tike, I mean take the nasty potion before standing on your right leg throughout the night!"
So, the arduous, next to impossible task of standing on one leg throughout the night begins!
No midnight snacks, no going to the potty, no sleeping. Only the tik tok of the ole clock, counting down the time until they may lose their precious souls due to weakness, or, maybe, low blood sugar...or BOTH!!
Can you see how important it is for you to visit Out Of This World Wednesday, next Wednesday?
Oh, I hope so!
