Out Of This World Wednesday

Narration Situation!

Rosie - "I'm happy to have escaped the skin eating tummy acid of the Ramadragon, Gary!"

Gary - "What are you doing, Rosie! You have to wait for the narrator to recap last week's, Out Of This World Wednesday, BEFORE we can talk!"

Rosie - "Oh, I'm sorry! Coming out of that liquefied state made me a bit loopy."

Narrator - Ahem, thank you, Gary. Before I was rudely  interrupted...Last week we saw our Glirkazoid Gladiators escape the inescapable belly of the hangry Ramadragon, by accelerating their Silver Sausage spazeship to such a phenomenal speed that they needed to mentally shape-shift themselves into a liquid form to survive the, uh, acceleration, and not be squished by the bi-zillions of G forces upon their tiny little bodies!

Rosie - "Rudely interrupted? I may have started too soon, but I NEVER interrupted you, you big blow hard!"

Gary - "NO! Rosie! It's not wise to insult the narrator!"

Rosie - "That big fat, bull dog faced narrator doesn't scare me, Gary! He ain't nothin' but a second rate big mouth, anyway!"

Gary - "Rosie! I suspect your brain is still in a partially liquefied state and you don't know what you're saying! Just take a little nap until you've completely solidified."

It seems that the LESSER member of our Glirkazoid duo has succumbed to the physical and mental stresses of the escape from the Ramadragon, due to her inferior brain, which means that Gary will have to continue on alone, but Rosie was never much help anyway!

Gary - (makes a special Glirkazoid finger gesture to the narrator) "Stress THIS, butthead! Rosie is the STAR of this extraterrestrial team, and just because she hurt your wittle feelings, whilst in a semi-delirious state of mind, you have no right to put her down!! In addition, I ain't goin' nowhere without her!! Kapeesh?!"

Kapeesh.

Rosie - "Oh, Gary, I must have nodded off for a minute. Did we escape from the ravenous Ramadragon in one piece?"

Gary - "You mean, you don't remember ANYTHING since we blasted out of the Ramadragon's butt?"

Rosie - "Not a thing. What's been goin' on? Is our handsome narrator okay? I would hate to lose his deep, dulcet tones that provide a sense of authority to our stories!"

Join us next Wednesday, as our sweet, beloved, Gary, and the beautiful, magnificent, wonderful Rosie, trek forward, to defeat the nasty Krug the Kruddy!

In...

Jabberwocky Tubesday 2 Day!

What we do. How we act. Where we go. Who we are. Why we exist. Whether we endure or give up...all depend on our ability to imagine the things that relate to the deepest machinations of our psychological, interwoven synapse connections of the cerebral cortex. 

Don't forget the unrememorable worms of the infamous Professor Irwin Corey...

It's important you watch this! We'll wait.

A wise man once said, "How would I know, I don't live around here!" Which proves that the social morons that duplicate the collateral damage of industrial strength motivations can inevitably transgress the chickens of destiny and phosphorescence!

"REALLY?" you exclaim at a remarkable RPM! "Why isn't the relativity of cold fusion exacerbating the module, hmmm?"

Ha ha! Your precipitous, self riotous, bemoanings are simply parallelograms of astronomical miscalculations!

Tuesday, 4/21/20 just happens to be promulgated to align with propensitory degradations of anti-matriculatable matriculations of gynormous propondency! 

In conclusion...freeing your brain of discombobulated dereliction of doody, will circumnavigate reams of attitudinal alliterations, exceptionally!

Ready For The Rollin' Restart?

Rollin' on the River...

THEY are talking about starting up the economy again, as the pandemic begins to slowly slide downhill, but not starting it all of a sudden. A "rollin' restart" seems to be the preferred way to do it.

It's clear they don't want tons of folks, all at once, flocking to sporting events, rock concerts, sit down restaurants, big weddings, big funerals, Star Trek conventions and the like.

THEY would rather have us slowly ease into the olde ways of gathering, hugging, congregating, huddling, square dancing,  assembling, forming protest marches, attending big family reunion picnics and multiple person parties.

So here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna peak out the window from time to time, to see if things are picking up, socially.

If it looks like more and more folks are gathering (and not dying), going to baseball games (and not dying), having large family reunion picnics (and not dying), I'll begin to step outta da houze and SLOWLY join in, but probably still donning my pretty blue mask. 

This is NOT me! Me and my mask are way cuter! Ha!

I know the economy cannot remain stagnant, or we will dry up and be blown into the financial abyss!

So, all of you brave souls need to take the risk of going out and about, and lead the way for the rest of us to creep outside when it's absolutely, perfectly safe!

Hey! I'm just kidding, gang! You all take care, and cumulate when you feel everything's great, or if you don't want to wait, go out and hug sister Kate, if you think it won't make you "THE LATE!" Get it?

Out Of This World Wednesday

Escape From Tummy Acid!

In our last exciting episode of Out Of This World Wednesday, the iconic Silver Sausage spazeship was swallowed by the enormous Ramadragon, with Rosie and Gary on board!

Gary - "Since this is the end of us, Rosie, I need to tell you something I've always wanted to tell you."

Rosie - "I'm over here by the cull shield, Gary! In all this darkness, you were talking to the cloak rack!"

Gary - "Okay. Just keep talking, Rosie, and I'll make my way over to you."

Sound of Gary stumbling in the dark.

Rosie - "Here I am, over here, la la la, keep walking this way..."BUMP!!!

Gary - "Whoops! Sorry, Rosie! Did I break your antenna?"

Rosie - "I'm good, I'm good, now what is so important that you needed to stumble over here to tell me?"

Gary - "Well, since we are heading for that big "muthership in the sky," where all Glirkazoids go to die, I need to FINALLY tell you that I..."

Suddenly, the gluttonous Ramadragon lets out a big belch, and the Silver Sausage, with Gary and Rosie inside, is tossed across the beasts belly with tremendous velocity!

Rosie - "Gary! The Silver Sausage will not survive another violent tossing like that! It will break apart, and the Ramadragon's stomach acid will caustically corrode us in seconds!!"

Gary - "There's only one thing we can do, Rosie girl!"

Rosie - "No! I know what you're thinking, and that's suicide!"

Gary - "I know, but we have no other choice! If we don't try, we will bite the spaze dust, anyway!"

Gary and Rosie are talking about a highly experimental, iffy device, that would, hypothetically, propel the Silver Sausage out of the Ramadragon's butt at 10 times gwarp speed, but would, most likely crush our little Glirkazoid pals into Silly Putty! Although installed on all Glirkazoid spazeships, the device has never been utilized, due to a paralyzing fear of an agonizing death!

Gary - "What have we got to lose, Rosie! Let's push that Big Red Butt Bustin' Button and see what happens!"

Rosie - "Okay! But before we push the Big Red Butt Bustin' Button, we need to follow the teaching of Master Lee, who said...

Gary - "I don't get it, Rosie! Let's just push the stupid button!"

Rosie - "No, no! First, we must convince our inner being that we will go with the flow of 10 times gwarp speed, and become as if we are H2O, in a liquid sense, so as not to be squished into Silly Putty!!"

Gary - "How could H2O NOT be in a liquid sense? Anyway, I get your point!"

Rosie - "FINALLY! I mean, GOOD, let's begin to transform our little Glirkazoid bodies into free flowing forms."

Gary and Rosie - Ah oooms, ah oooms, make our bodies flow when we zooms, ah too, tah gate, bring us to a liquid state..."

Slowly, our Glirkazoid Gurus become liquefied, and Gary pushes the Big Red Butt Bustin' Button, which ain't easy when you're liquefied!!

Example of someone being liquefied.

In the twinkling of an eye, the magnificent Silver Sausage spazeship shoots out of the hiney of the totally surprised Ramadragon!

Rosie and Gary, being in a liquid state, are not smashed into Silly Putty, and actually enjoyed the experience, as strange as it sounds! 

No more worries about the Ramadragon, since they are now 60 million light years away, plus, the Ramadragon ain't gonna eat that ship again!

60 million light years closer to Krug the Kruddy, and soon face to face with that hideous monster!!! 

Krug - "Who you callin' a hideous monster? Zit face!!

Join us next Wednesday for the next installment of ...

Monday Musings..Why I Do What I Do!

Danny? Why do you keep writing songs, doing blogs, auditioning for movie roles, sending stuff to the Greg and Dan Radio Show, and putting videos on YouTube, when you are about two steps away from kicking the bucket, at the age of 70, on May 14, 2020? (Birthday CASH will be just fine...I'm joking about the cash, folks)

Well, it's NOT because of you guys! Although I LOVE all you faithful readers! 

This is not me. Just an example of author who loves his readers!

No, it's because I need to keep my disintegrating brain active before it shrivels up and dies in a pool of uselessness. In addition, I need to share my bizarre stuff with you guys, and gals, to convince myself that I'm just not imaginating what I'm creating, and have confirmation from the outside world that I truly exist! 

That makes YOUR role in Bloggadocious 222, and all my other artistic fabrications, of utmost importance! If I never received any responses on my unique musical and comedy creations, I would have no idea if I REALLY created them!

For example, over the Easter Holiday season I posted two songs I had written in the past, and expected to receive THOUSANDS of positive, or negative responses to them!

For instance...

1. "Did you write them yourself? Wow! I could tell!"

2. "I hated the lyrics, but they were easy to dance too! Good beat!"

3. "Beautiful, inspirational songs! I can't believe they came from you!"

4. "Keep your day job! Oh, I forgot, you don't have a day job!"

5. "I heard your songs, next time could you play Over The Hill And Far Away!"

You know, maybe I have my expectations set way too high! Instead of expecting thousands of comments, I should only expect hundreds of responses, or scores of comments, or only a handful, like I usually receive. 

This sounds good...

...But what fun is that? 

This is more like it!!!

Admitting I'm mediocre, like Salieri, is too hard to accept, for my super fragile ego.  Humor me and join in, wouldja? Ha ha!! 

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

Ravenous Ramadragon Rules

Ramadragon

In a vicious attempt to prevent our Glirkazoid heroes, Gary and Rosie, from zooming across spaze to annihilate him, Krug the Kruddy has deployed his secret weapon...namely the spazeship eating RAMADRAGON!!!

Just in case you missed the first illustration

We look in on Gary at the helm of the Silver Sausage...

Gary - (not suspecting a thang) "♪Whilst zooming through spaze one day, ♪in the merry merry month of Glay, I was taken by surprise, ♪by a pair of ROSIE eyes, ♪my co-captain who blows our foes away!!♪♪"

Rosie

Rosie - "Gary! Shut up, wouldja? Do you want the spazeship eating Ramadragon to hear us?"

Gary - "I thought I convinced you there is no such thing as the spazeship eating Ramadragon! He, or she, is a myth!" (I don't want to incur the wrath of the militant women's or men's groups)

At that very instant, the Silver Sausage is enveloped in TOTAL darkness!! 

Yes! You are correctamundo!! The gigantic, metal hungry Ramadragon, has devoured the legendary Silver Sausage spazeship!!!

Rosie - "Gary! You big knucklehead! Your "MYTH" just swallowed our beautiful spazeship! Now, what are YOU gonna do, hmmm?!!"

Gary - "JUST STAY CALM, ROSIE!! You're PANICKING, I can see you're PANICKING!!! STOP RUNNING AROUND THE SPAZESHIP LIKE A GLICKEN WITH HIS HEAD CUT OFF!!!"

Rare image of a Glirkazoid chicken (AKA Glicken)

Rosie - "I'm okay, Gary. YOU'RE the one that's running around and yelling, which is not smart in all this darkness!"

Reasonable facsimile of Gary running in darkness and crashing into wall.

Is this the end of our spacey friends?

Will they become Ramadragon poo poo?

Or will they do the impossible and escape the tummy of the beast, although NO ONE has ever done it!!

Check in next week to find the answers, even though you already THINK you know!!