This Could Change The 

Whole Direction  Of My Blog!

Pink on blue is not my style of font and background colors, but oft times I feel I need to diversify a bit. 

It is totally possiroo that you prefer pink and blue! Is that true? At least it's new! 

At this precise moment in tom I have 65, 382 total pageviews on my blob! How I got them, I don't know! 

I say this due to the fact that there are so few comments on my profoundless drivel! Not even haters!

You'd think that out of 65, 382 total pageviews I'd get a few haters! Where are you guys...and gals? (don't want to sound sexist by leaving out the chicks)

Yea, gads! I could NOT go on with the pink on blue any longer, I was getting a nauseating tummy! 

Where was I? Oh, yeah, haters, commenters, friends, foes, exclaimers, muted worms words, declarations, opinions, criticisms...are ALL welcome here!!

When I say all, I mean ALL!

It's kinda getting worse than ever before, 'cause folks who used to comment everyday have kinda stopped! I figure it's because I hurt their feelings, wrote something that offended them, didn't acknowledge their heartfelt comment, they died, were put into the WPP (Witness Protection Program), or, uh, who knows? I surely don't! 

Don't call me, Shirley! Well, I guess it's okay in this case! 

From now on I suspect the interesting, funny, brilliant comments will be coming in like a torrential flood of wisdom and mirthful merriment!

 If you can operate your smart phone, smart tv, smart watch, smart refrigerator...you can comment on my stupid blog, I think.  I wouldn't know, because I have none of those smart contraptions. 

I'm waiting. I'm so excited! This is gonna be GREAT, my friends!! Okay, I'm STILL waiting, gang. It won't be long now, said the long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs!  I can just imagine thousands of my blog fans typing their comments at this very moment! What a golden day this will prove to be, my friends!! 

I think I got the saying wrong, because rocking chairs would not actually cut the tail off!

I think it should have been, what did the monkey say when he got his tail caught in the lawn mower, it won't be long now!

Out Of This World Wednesday

Wonderful News For Earthlings!

You REALLY need to listen to what Louie says, before he sings!

Wonderful news for fans of Out Of This World Wednesday, our green Glirkazoid geeks, and the entire population of earth!

After hours of enthusiastic debate over a kitchen table full of White Castle hamburgers, litres of Dr. Pepper & Cream Soda, and McDonald's fries...

Gary and Rosie have decided to save planet earth, because in spite of earthlings being really dumb and reckless, they love puppies and invented ice cream, which is more than enough reason to spare their miserable little lives.

Thank goodness! If our Glirkazoid saviors did NOT take immediate action, earth folks would be DOOMED to suffer the terminal effects of covid 19, insurrection, mesothelioma, online shaming, virtue signaling, crooked politicians, cancel culture, Ellen DeGeneres, earthquakes in one place after another, killer hornets, flesh eating bacteria, etc. etc. etc.!

Only the ones fortunate enough to have seen this wonderful movie will understand why it's referenced here.

Gary - "Okay, Are you ready to emulsificate covid 19, insurrection, mesothelioma, online shaming, virtue signaling, crooked politicians, cancel culture, Ellen DeGeneres, earthquakes in one place after another, killer hornets, flesh eating bacteria, etc. etc. etc., Rosie?!

Rosie - "Let's do it, Gary!!

At that precise moment, Rosie and Gary remove the lids from two mason jars and release a super-powerful "virus" that sweeps over the world and removes ALL the negative, uh...let's see...STUFF that's been plaguing earthlings from the beginning of tom, up to 2020!

I hope this photo doesn't offend anyone. 

NOT!!

Oh, what a happy ending!!! 

If only it were true.

Misfits Mar The "Magnificent Mile!"

1. 
   
2. Okay, I've never been to the "magnificent mile,"or ever had the desire to go to the "magnificent mile," but it must be pretty cool to be named the "magnificent mile!"

mar

/mär/

verb

1. impair the appearance of; disfigure.

   "no wrinkles marred her face"

   Similar:

   spoil
   

   ruin
   

   impair
   

   disfigure
   

   detract from

   flaw
   

   blemish
   

   scar
   

   mutilate
   

   deface
   

   deform
   

   upset
   

   damage
   

   wreck
   

   harm
   

   hurt
   

   blight
   

   taint
   

   tarnish
   

   sully
   

   stain
   

   pollute
   

   vitiate
   

   foul up
   

   Opposite:

   improve
   

   enhance
   

   • impair the quality of; spoil.

     "violence marred a number of New Year celebrations"
   • 
     

Now, did you notice the last definition of mar? .impair the quality of; spoil. "violence marred a number of New Years Celebrations"

The reason I chose the word misfits is because am doing a kind of alliteration thing...misfits...mar...magnificent, mile...get it?

Not that I have proof positive that ALL those folks breaking into the shops and looting are misfits, but you can come to your own conclusion on that.

Some of them may have simply been confused, and thought the stores were giving away all that stuff out of the goodness of their hearts. Something that, I'm sure, happens on the "magnificent mile" all the time!

Seriously friends, it breaks my heart so much to see these desperados reluctantly running into boutiques with tears in their eyes stealing items that will fill their basic needs. 

I know, it looks like they're laughing and having fun, but I believe that deep down inside their hearts, they feel a measure of guilt for partaking in this "righteous rioting for rewards!"

I'm a bit old fashioned, but I've always believed in what my elders taught me, "if it ain't broke, don't fix it"...wrong saying...I meant..."if it ain't yours, don't take it!"

However, I'm ALWAYS way behind the times.

Eph. 4

28 Let the stealer steal no more, but rather let him toil, working what is honest with [his] hands, that he may have to distribute to him that has need.