No Thanksgiving Or Christmas For You!

The Grinch Would Be So Happy! 

Okay, the old Grinch, before his heart increased in size, would be happy. 

I'm sure it's all a commie conspiracy, my friends!

The commies HATE our beloved holidays, so they created that nasty virus to keep us from gathering in large, loving family groups in celebration of our traditional festivities!

How mean!!

Now, I'm not talking about your every day, smiling, friendly Chinese citizen. They're delightful, and make delicious food!

It's the diabolical, elitist commie politicians, who must be more heartless than the Grinch, when the Grinch was in his early stage!

To tell the truth, I think Chinese babies are so adorable, and I can't even imagine them growing up to destroy our precious holidays, but it must happen, infrequently, or I wouldn't be able to spread this incredible conspiracy theory. 

I have the sneaking suspicion that most of us will secretly observe our holidays, with LOTS of family members, and be real sly about it, like first century Christians who were persecuted to the max!

As for me, I'm not sharing what I will do, because I don't want the "Christmas Cops" descending upon my abode, trashing my decorations, arresting my family members, and feasting on my turkey without permission...simply because I didn't observe the commie created social distancing mandate!! 

Just think, what would the Grinch do? Not the old, mean Grinch, but the converted Grinch with the triple sized heart! 

Sharing My Wisdom With The World

You're Welcome, World!

Wise folks do NOT wear dark clothing and walk along the shoulder of the highway at night, whilst olde people, who are blinded by the bright lights of oncoming cars are inadvertently cruising down the shoulder of the road, or 16 year old kids are texting, and swerving back and forth across the center line and then on to the shoulder, just like the drunks and druggies are doing!!

A wise individual believes NOTHING from the mouths of politicians, news anchors, telephone solicitors, your uncle Enos, talking animals (think Eve), talking trees (think Wizard Of Oz), strangers in hooded cloaks, and 99% of EVERYBODY with a mouth!!

A wise, sage-like human will go way up on a snowy mountain peak, wearing a white robe, sporting a long beard (unless she's a chick), walking barefoot, and make a fortune from needy followers who climb up there searching for the meaning of life, and after the sage-like dude/dudette receives the $100,000 consultation fee, tells the sucker seeker..."the meaning of life is discovered within your soul!" Easy money!!

Do not confuse wisdom with having a knack for something.

So many famous folks are called wise geniuses when they simply had a knack for a certain thing, like..

Lennon/McCartney - A knack for writing tunes.

Beethoven - A knack for writing tunes.

 Einstein - A knack for numbers.

Shakespeare - A knack for story telling.

Danny Maness - A knack for nonsense. 

Really! No, REALLY...I'm not a wise genius, no matter what Mensa says!! 

So in conclusion, be wise, but don't let nobody know! They can be sore jealous!!

Out Of This World Wednesday

Is This Heaven?

I trust you merember Gary and Rosie's situation at this moment in tom.

1.  On their way to bring peace to the planet of Oxykranious  I mean, OZYKRANIOUS, I've been misspelling that planet after the first episode! See why everybody says I'm so dumb?!

Sergeant Morgan O'Rourke:Agarn, I don't know why everybody says you're so dumb!

[after switching to the next scene]

Corporal Randolph Agarn:
Who says I'm dumb? 

F Troop.

2. Their Silver Sausage Spazeship is struck by an errant asteroid and our Glirkazoid Guardians Of The Galaxy wake up in a heaven-like place!

3. They find a couple of strange entities who claim to be God, and discover that whatsoever they desire is delivered to them with mucho haste!

Gary - "Rosie , You need to stop denying this 
is heaven, girl! If we act with a lack of faith, 
THEY might send us to the "Bad Place!"

Rosie - "How do we know this isn't like 
that season ending episode of Dallas, or was it the 
season's beginning, where Bobby's death 
was only a dream!! We could still 
be unconscious 
in the Silver Sausage, dreaming all of this!!"

Gary - "We're both having the same dream? I 

don't think so, Rosie!"

Rosie - "No, no! Either you're having 

the dream or I'm having the dream, and we are 

imagining we're talking to each other!"

Gary - "You make about as much sense as a 

screen door in a U.S.O.!"

My, Oh my! A dream? Reality? A fake 

representation of heaven created by a 

mysterious alien race? 

Will we EVER know the answers?

Maybe?

Join us next week for...

Genealogy Schmnealogy! 

I don't get it! What's the point of all this genealogy, ancestry stuff? 

Maybe I'm just dense (okay, no comments from the Peanut Gallery), but how does learning about our ancestors make ANY difference in us? 

I am me! I'm not in anyway influenced by what my great, great, great Grandpa did.

For instance, if my great x 3 grandpa was hanged as a hoss thief, will that make ME a hoss thief? 

I don't even know where to find a hoss, in this area! 

Conversely, if my great x 3 grandpa was the Duke Of Earl, should I go 'round acting like royalty? I don't think that would go over with my friends!

I know that according to the Ancestry.com ads, if you find out your ancestor was last of the Mohicans, you HAVE to start dressing like a Mohican and learning Mohican traditional dances! REALLY?

You may be only 1/80th Mohican, like Liz (Pocahontas) Warren, but focus in on that tiny little ancestor, because you think Indians (Native Americans) are cool!  

What about the Armenians in your genealogical history? The Polish? The Russians? The African Americans? 

Don't you have to give them equal time?

Imagine all the wardrobe changes you'll have to make to cover all the different ancestors in your genealogical record! 

It matters not one iota (not the hurricane) to me, what my long dead ancestors did. It doesn't even interest me! 

How does that effect me? Is it something folks want to brag about? 

Even if your ancestor was Albert Einstein, what do YOU have to brag about? You had nothing to do with the Theory Of Relativity! 

Like I mentioned, I don't get it! Even if I got some traits from my diverse ancestors, how does it help me to know who gave me those traits? 

Please let me know what you get out of that genealogical stuff, and I'll try and understand.

Thanks!!