No Thanksgiving Or Christmas For You!

The Grinch Would Be So Happy! 

Okay, the old Grinch, before his heart increased in size, would be happy. 

I'm sure it's all a commie conspiracy, my friends!

The commies HATE our beloved holidays, so they created that nasty virus to keep us from gathering in large, loving family groups in celebration of our traditional festivities!

How mean!!

Now, I'm not talking about your every day, smiling, friendly Chinese citizen. They're delightful, and make delicious food!

It's the diabolical, elitist commie politicians, who must be more heartless than the Grinch, when the Grinch was in his early stage!

To tell the truth, I think Chinese babies are so adorable, and I can't even imagine them growing up to destroy our precious holidays, but it must happen, infrequently, or I wouldn't be able to spread this incredible conspiracy theory. 

I have the sneaking suspicion that most of us will secretly observe our holidays, with LOTS of family members, and be real sly about it, like first century Christians who were persecuted to the max!

As for me, I'm not sharing what I will do, because I don't want the "Christmas Cops" descending upon my abode, trashing my decorations, arresting my family members, and feasting on my turkey without permission...simply because I didn't observe the commie created social distancing mandate!! 

Just think, what would the Grinch do? Not the old, mean Grinch, but the converted Grinch with the triple sized heart!