Megxit...For Or Against! 

Your Input Matters...Not!!

With reports of wars and rumors of wars, as the Bible accurately predicted... hunger, homelessness, rampant disease, the murder rate going up...we are most mesmerized by Harry and Meghan disassociating themselves from the royal family?! 

I could make a list of a thousand things that are important to me and "megxit" would NOT even make the list! How about you? 

However, since we are here...what do think is the reason for them to leave the royal family who enjoy all the perks that ordinary individuals could only dream of in their wildest dreams! 

With an army of servants picking up after them, food made by award winning chefs, doormen, footmen (apparently to massage their feet), bathroom attendants ("loo" attendants for them), who even go as far as wiping their butter from their royal fingers), chauffeurs, EVERYTHING, JUST EVERYTHING...why give that all up?!! 

On the other hand, they have to constantly deal with all the rules and protocols on how to greet folks, how to address the Queen, use the proper eating utensils, when to curtsy, or go to the loo, what clothes to wear, even their shoes, how to wave when in a parade, how to treat the old chamber maid, HEY! How did this turn into a poem?!

Let me try not to digress. The worst thing, according to Meghan and Harry, is the unrelenting paparazzi!! 

Never having a moment of peace would drive me crazy! However, disguising myself would be fun, like Michael Jackson did by wearing a "fat suit" to go in public. I'd have to wear a "skinny suit" to completely fool folks!

Not M.J. but a reasonable fatsimile!

Meghan and Harry want to do a bit of "slumming" for a while. Be like the proletariat, the commoners...

pro·le·tar·i·at

/ˌprōləˈterēət/

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noun

1. workers or working-class people, regarded collectively 

   "the growth of the industrial proletariat"

   Similar:

   the workers

   
   

   working-class people

   
   

   wage-earners

   
   

   the laboring classes

   
   

   the common people

   
   

   the ordinary people

   
   

   the lower classes

   
   

   the masses
   

   
   

   the commonalty

   
   

   the rank and file

   
   

   the third estate
   

   
   

   the plebeians

   
   

   the hoi polloi

   
   

   the plebs

   
   

   the proles

   
   

   the great unwashed
   

   
   

   the mob
   

   
   

   the rabble
   

   
   

   the canaille

   
   

   Opposite:

   aristocracy
   

   
   

   nobility
   

   • the lowest class of citizens in ancient Rome

Now, even though I'm kinda a "big deal" in the narrow confines of of the narrowest fan base of my blog, the handful of my faithful YouTube subscribers, and in the eyes of Greg and Dan, who host the Greg and Dan radio show (link below), I will NEVER receive the bright hot spotlight attention that Harry and Meghan receive every minute of every day! 

So, I really have no idea what I'm talkin' about...once again. 

Here's an idea! Since none of you are ROYALS, as far as I know, tell us what you think you would do in Harry and Meghan's spot, if you can imagine yourself as a beautiful royal couple, who are EXPECTED to be loyal to ancient tradition, but desire to break away from thousands of years of history and honorable family loyalty, and live a selfish life of hedonism and debauchery! 

he·don·ism

/ˈhēdəˌnizəm,ˈhedənˌizəm/

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noun

1. the pursuit of pleasure; sensual self-indulgence.

   Similar:

   self-indulgence
   

   
   

   indulgence
   

   
   

   pursuit of pleasure

   
   

   pleasure-seeking
   

   
   

   lotus-eating

   
   

   epicureanism
   

   
   

   epicurism

   
   

   self-gratification
   

   
   

   lack of self-restraint

   
   

   intemperance
   

   
   

   intemperateness

   
   

   immoderation
   

   
   

   overindulgence
   

   
   

   overconsumption
   

   
   

   excess
   

   
   

   extravagance
   

   
   

   luxury
   

   
   

   the high life

   
   

   high living
   

   
   

   sensualism

   
   

   voluptuousness

   
   

   la dolce vita

   
   

   sybaritism

   
   

   Opposite:

   self-restraint
   
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 I think you already know the meaning of debauchery. 

On the other, OTHER hand, they may now be free to be themselves, be happy, and let their happiness and love permeate the hearts and souls of billions of folks who will now view them as regular people, down to earth, the average Joe, compadres, amigos, comrades, pardners, sidekicks, besties, and just plain peers...but with millions of dollars! 

Leave your comments profusely, people! A wise man once said, "A blog dies without the breath of comments from the proletariat!"

Okay, it wasn't a wise man, it was me!

Happy Monday!!

Link to Greg and Dan Show

https://www.1470wmbd.com/

Tidbits Of Profound Nonsense!

I need to apologize profusely, people! You were all expecting my blog this morning and I disappointed your pea pickin' hearts!

"Better Nate than lever," as folks used to say in them ancient hills of Kentucky in the 18th century circus. 

Boozing it up has nothing to do with it! I haven't touched a teetotaler for an epoch!

"The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind." Especially in Illinois, since Jan 1, 2020. However, it's a dumb answer if you axe me...and who would be silly enough to axe me? Not me, you betcha!!

Why do I have this old ad stuck in my memory banks? (Hold my beer) Crest has been shown to be an effective decay preventive dentifrice that can be of significant value when used in a conscientious applied program of oral hygiene and regular professional care. 

I can also do the Superman TV Show intro...but this is no time to show off with that old...Faster than a speeding bullet...more powerful than a locomotive... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound...Look! Up in the sky...it's a bird...it's a plane...it's SUPERMAN! Yes, it's Superman...strange visitor from another planet who came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men...Superman...who can change the course of mighty rivers...bend steel in his bare hands...and who, disguised as Clark Kent, mild mannered reporter from a great metropolitan newspaper...fights a never ending battle for truth, justice and the American way! NO! I didn't cheat! Ye of little fake!!

What does it matter at this point in Tom, anyway? The whole wide worm is going coo coo, in a purkle haze of misunderstanding and even Mr. Understanding!

Have a super groovy weekend and may the bird of paradise fly up your nose!!

Political Leaders Acting Like Kindergarten Babies

As much as I dislike watching the stupid news, the stupid things happening lately are forcing me to watch all the stupidity, to see if we are gonna exist without stupid war and mayhem!!

It's almost exactly like the way kids acted in kindergarten, in 1955, when I was mini-matriculating. (I tried not to matriculate all over the floor)

There would be a bully, usually named Butch, who had followers, that only followed him because they were afraid. I learned from my dad that if you take out the bully, all of his followers would become disenchanted with him. 

My dad was right! When someone confronted the cowardly bully and he started crying, he lost all of his followers!"

The same thinking prevails with the highest officials of the U.S. government today. 

They just confronted a bully (AKA O Solo Mio) in Iran. By confronted, I mean, blew him to smithereens! Which only seems fair, since he did the same to Americans.  Thinking that this would disenchant his followers.  So far, it has not, based on the millions wailing at his funeral, which could be all staged, with actors, but the cost of paying a million actors would be exorbitant!

Then...as in kindergarten...the politicians start arguing over if it was "FAIR" to pulverize the bully!

"Butch was a mean bully, but you didn't need to make him cry!"

"O Solo Mio was a murderous, vicious animal, but you didn't need to make him die!!"

See the similarities? 

No? Well, turn on the World News right now, any cable network you choose, and see if the back and forth between the politicians doesn't sound like a bunch of kindergartners fighting on the playground! 

I remember when Abraham Lincoln (did you ever notice how Lincoln is not pronounced how it's spelled...it should be Lin-co-lin) quoted Jesus and said, "A house divided will not stand!"

That's so true, folks!

When you didn't like someone in kindergarten, you didn't like the clothes they wore, their hair style, the way they walked and talked...you liked NOTHING about them, right?

That's the way it is with folks opposed to Trump. They like absolutely NOTHING about him! Not even his beautiful wife, his beautiful kids, his hairstyle, his tweets, his sense of humor...come on! Heck! I can even think of something good to say about Hitler. He loved animals. 

Just look at the love on their faces!

Okay, picture this. The bully's brother feels like he needs to save face for his bro, but he doesn't want to get "beat up" for his actions. So he throws rocks in the general area of the one who humiliated his brother, and the guy who humiliated his brother understands that he is just trying to save face for his brother, so everything is cool. 

The Iranians needed to save face (like the kindergarten bully), so they launched really old missles into the general area 
of American troops, AFTER giving them a warning they would do it!!

Fake news. No casualties.

If leaders of World Governments don't stop behaving like kindergarten babies, the Teacher is going to have to discipline them for their bad behavior! 

I don't think it will be just a slap on the hand, either!