Out Of This World Wednesday 

Paradise Lost.. For Real!

When we last encountered our goofy Glirkazoid galavants, Gary and Rosie, they had both encountered (wait, I already used encountered), uh, they had both WITNESSED entities who claimed to be God!

It was all a bit confusing, mysterious and wonderful at the same Tom! 

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Gary - "Okay, I'm in a paradise-like setting, this baby platypus is claiming to be the Lord, and I'm following him to who knows where? It's beginning to get a bit weird!"

Rosie - "Alright, I'm miles away from my partner, Gary, talking to a mountain, who claims to be God! Sounds like a REALLY bad Star Trek episode!"

Gary - "Wha..what happen? Where did the little platypus go? I'm totally lost in this paradisaic setting, and I need my amigo, Rosie, to help me find my way outta here! Although I'd never admit it to her."

Rosie - "Well, Mr. Mountain God, I mean...where did you go? First there is a mountain then there is no mountain...

Well, well, well! That's a deep subject!

Lost and alone in paradise!

What an ambivalent set of circumstances!

Will Rosie and Gary EVER find each other again?

Dr. Livingston, I presume!

Will the REAL God please stand up?

Join us next time, for...

No One Will Read My Blog Today, So I can Write Politically Incorrect Stuff!

Due to everyone being preoccupied with the prezzidential re-election, I can spill my guts about ANY politically incorrect stuff I want!

The Riots - Just an excuse to steal free stuff...period! Well, maybe also to break stuff! Just found out new fences are being erected around the White House to protect from the rioters, when Trump is re-elected. Is this America?!! 

Biden - Feel sorry for him, even though he's a crook. My brain is heading his direction, so I feel empathy!

Trump - Never saw so much energy in ANYONE! I give him credit for that, and for, um, MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!

Melania - Cutest first lady of all time! Yes, even cuter than Jackie O!

Maybe?

Trump Rallies - Fun! Trump is a born stand-up comedian! Makes Trump haters lose their minds!

Nancy Pelosi - Good hair for a 120 year old, angry woman!

Mike Pence - The guy who LOOKS like a president, but doesn't have Trump's bombastic boasting...which is a good contrast.

Tucker Carlson - Always thought he was a bit pompous and laughed at inappropriate times, but lately, pretty good job!

Hannity - Faithful Trump supporter, but repeats the same lines EVERY NIGHT! We get it, we get it!!

Candace Owens - Really cute, but fiery and smart! Good future president in my ignorable opinion!

Coronavirus - A military General MUST keep his troops moving ahead, even though there will be casualties. Shutting down is not an option for a true leader. Hiding in a bunker will definitely lose the war!

Black Lives Matter - Folks who want sympathy and pity, instead of an opportunity to prove their God given ability to fly above their circumstances, in spite of the unfortunate conditions they've experienced...like Ben Carson, Condoleezza Rice and Candace Owens! 

And Jessie Owens!

Well, shoot! Pardon the NRA reference! I have about 222 more politically incorrect statements, but we ain't got the time to discuss them, do we?

Have a GREAT re-election day, and try not to get too drunk when your "man" loses, or WINS!

 

A Message For Those Who Vote Tomorrow 

If you're like me, you have waited to vote tomorrow, in the traditional way. 

None of that drop box, mail in crap for you and me! No siree bob! 

We've voted in the CORRECT way for 50 years and we ain't gonna change now!

We don't want our vote to be abandoned in a dumpster, or floating down the Mississippi River into the Gulf Of Mexico, or in the trunk of a Lincoln!

Anyway, that's how I feel about it, but you may have already voted, and, well, good luck!

To change the subject, Melania gave a little speech before her husband gave a speech somewhere, and she was so cute sounding. 

He should let her be his opening act every time he gives a speech. It's like Eva Gabor, from Green Acres, speaking!

Where was I, oh yeah, voting!

Personally, I'm gonna vote for the guy with all the energy, who's bombastic, and has spunk!

bom·bas·tic

/ˌbämˈbastik/

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adjective

1. high-sounding but with little meaning; inflated.

   "bombastic rhetoric"

   Similar:

   pompous

   blustering

   ranting

   blathering

   verbose

   wordy

   turgid

So I guess that would be "Sleepy Joe!"

He's such a ball of fire, indefatigable, eloquent, alive and mentally acute!

Wait a minute! Maybe I have him confused with the other guy?

No matter, elections are all RIGGED, anyway! 

How do I know that?

Obama won two, count them, TWO terms!!

 

The Epitome Of Ambivalence And Drivel!

It's 6:56 in the morning and I need to write my Friday blog, but I'm not in the mood.

I'm usually enthusiastic about writing my blog on Friday, because I know the whole wide worm will be reading it throughout the entire weekend, but today I don't really care. 

I may just go on ahead and delete this sucker after I'm done writing it, due to my total ambivalence.

 am·biv·a·lence

/amˈbivələns/

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noun

1. the state of having mixed feelings or contradictory ideas about something or someone.

   "the law's ambivalence about the importance of a victim's identity"

I realize that all of you faithful readers would feel starved for entertainment without the stimulatingly profound comedy and wit of my blog, so I, most likely, will not deep six this drivel.

driv·el

/ˈdrivəl/

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noun

1. nonsense.

   "don't talk such drivel!"

However, if I DO rub out this rubbish, you'll never know, because it will be floating around in blogosphere limbo, never to be seen by human beans. 

Unknownst to you peoples, in the middle of writing this I took Chevy-dog out for a walk, out in the frigid morning air, so I feel a bit more invigorated now!

In fact, this blog post may end up on a positive note!