Miley Cyrus Running For President In 2024?

 The title of a blog article must have a good "hook, " like a song, to lure unsuspecting people to read what you posted on any particular day. 

I don't know! I'm not talking about songs!!

Of course, it cannot be too far away from the subject of the blog, but spectacular enough to temp the suckers readers into, um, READING.

Friday's blog article must have had a non-hooky title, because my readership was lower than a worm's cellar! 

It was entitled "Friday Fun Facts For Freaky Friends" or something generic like that, and it did not peak the interest of my full flock of faithful fans. 

I have no idea, at this point, what the title of this article will be, but I'm gonna make it a doozy, to reinvigorate my fan base, by golly!

A REAL Doozy! 1930 Duesenberg.

It's helpful to make the title current, up to date, hapnin' now...so I should veer away from putting Michael Jackson or Jordan in the title...or The Lone Ranger, or Zorro, or Liberace... etc, etc.

Now, what would get folk's attention today?

Covid-19? 

Heck no!! We've heard everything we want to hear about that dirty subject!

Politics? 

No way!

Climate change?

Forget about it!!

What would grab holt of people's attention at this time in history?

Correctamundo!!! Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana!! That's it!! I'll put Miley Cyrus in the title, because whether you love her or hate her, she'll make you wanna check out the blog! I can just feel it!!

I wonder if I could start a rumor that she is planning to run for president in 2024?

Yes! This is gonna work like a charm!!

Cool beans!!! 

Friday Fun Facts For Freaky Friends!

Did you know that butter can be used to fuel your snow blower, if the temp is above zero?

Did you know a red fox is actually bright yellow, but our eyes are fooled from the vibrations emitted from the foxes bushy tail?

Did you know dinosaurs were actually only 6 inches tall, max, but over billions of years of nasty weather conditions, their bones have expanded to enormous proportions?  

Did you know all of Barry Manilow's hits are Beethoven symphonies played sideways? 

Did you know Mary Tyler Moore was a man from Bulgaria, who had a terrific make up artist friend?

Before and after.

Did you know Bigfoot will never be  captured, because he can shapeshift into a beat up 1976 Pacer? 

Did you know that aliens from other planets are already here on earth, and they manage all the Super 8 motels, where they suck 10% of the brains from the guests as they sleep?

Did you know the Beatles were simply holograms created by Wimbley Milkington, an early computer scientist from the U.K., who also had a knack for writing catchy tunes? 

Wimbley Milkington

Did you know that you cannot believe ANYTHANG you see on the internet, Facebook, YouTube, the "news," or from your "buddies?"

 I thought you did. 

 Being A Little Different? Why Not?

As all of you Bloggadocious 222 aficionados know, I pride myself on being different. Even to the point of people pointing to me and declaring, "you are badship KRAZY!"

That's all good! Think of all the famous folks that we're considered stark raving mad, but made the history books!

Napoleon...

Tesla...

Beethoven...

Vincent van Gogh...

Ear today, gone tomorrow!

Monty Python...

Jethro Tull...

What things do YOU do that are different?

Pizza on Thanksgiving? 

Hanging the Christmas tree upside down?

Letting the dog walk you?

Wearing underwear like a silly hat?

Mowing the lawn in "crop circle" patterns?

Joining vegetable worshipping cults?

Talking to inanimate objects, like lamp posts?

Well, you get the point. 

Being like everybody else is so boring!

Tell us what you do that's different from others.

We will not exploit your gullibility in sharing your secret, embarrassing oddities.

We are waiting.