Friday, September 16, 2011

Genius Cartoon Maker Me!



Now I'm beginning to understand why everyone says I'm so dumb! I've been creating all these AWESOME cartoons for your entertainment and not taking any credit for them! How stupid can I be? Walt Disney could be out there watching them and he wouldn't know who the genius was behind these imaginitive creations! What if Hannah and Barbara wanted to do another Huckleberry Hound Cartoon series? I would be PERFECT for the job but if they didn't realize that I was the guy doing these cartoons they would never hire me! So, this is to let all of you big cartoon people know that I'm available, and here are a few examples of my extraordinary work!

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Glirkazoids To The Rescue!





O.K. Yesterday I reached my primary goal of 10,000 views on my videos ( Very AWESOME) and this morning I checked out my blog and saw I had 1001 views of my BLOG! What's going on? There was a time when I was getting zero views on my blog and now it keeps growing and growing! I think I know what is happening.
I'm getting help from above. Yes, I think the GLIRKAZOIDS are assisting me!!
As you know from reading my books, Glirkazoids are little (4 inches..MAX) space alien creatures that play a game from their spaceships that hover high above the earth.
"Why can't we see these spaceships," you ask so skeptically? Because they employ their techno-advanced U-Kont Seamy device, that's why!
Anyway, their game is to take the lowest most miserable earth failures
and make them succeed to great fame and fortune!
Sooo, I believe th
ey've chosen me as a contestant. That can be the ONLY reason a lifelong loser like me is doing so well at my ripe old age.
If you want to know more about Glirkazoids you can read my books. Available at "I Know You Like A Book Bookstore" in Peoria Heights Illinois.









Wednesday, September 14, 2011

10,000 Views!





I have good reason to believe that I'll have 10,000 views on my videos today! To thank all of you who have suffered through them, I have created a song and video in your honor. You guys (and gals) are AWESOME!

Monday, September 12, 2011

The Aposematics

Walking Upright by The Aposematics
Soreyes by The Aposematics
Hands On by The AposematicsThe Aposematics are the band I've been waiting for all my life!
Before you read this, click on one of the"start
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The Aposematics give me the same FEELING I get from listening to songs from the 60's. They are young but have been influenced by the Beatles and other classic bands from 50 plus years ago.
On the other hand, John Farmer writes lyrics that are 21st century, with melodies that truly stir emotions that bring back visions of the classic bands of my youth.
I have asked John Farmer (About 30 years old) if he is a time traveler because of his deep knowlege of music from long ago. He denies it, but isn't that what you would expect from a time traveler?
They have a good fan base that adores them, but when they play a concert EVERYONE is blown away by their unique style and superb musicianship.
Dan Thies is McCartney-like on bass and Ken Pilkington is super on drums.
The vocals of Farmer and Lori Koch are, in my humble opinion, the best!
Lori's voice takes me back to iconic singers like Joan Baez, Judy Collins, and Connie Francis. However, it is a voice that is totally distinct and recognizible in it's beautiful tone and perfection. ( The Greg and Dan radio show are BIG fans of her and the Aposematics!)
John Farmer is equally amazing in the pure sound of his voice that has an awesome range from low and textured to very sweet and high.
John won a songwriting contest for his haunting song, "The Bridge Is Out" and the band was featured in Rolling Stone Magazine. A rare honor for ANY great band!
When it comes to music, all I know is what I feel and what kind of emotion the music delivers to my heart. With that in mind, on a scale from 1 to 10, the Aposematics send me off the scale to maybe 100 or more. Look them up on Facebook or just Google Aposematics band and I think you'll be delighted.





Red Shoes by The Aposematics