OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

The super-evil Lord Of Demonica has kidnapped two Glirkazoid citizens, and is holding them on the uncomfortable planet of Anti-Morpheus! 

Rosie and Gary have been summoned by the Supreme Glirkheads, to rescue the captives before the Lord Of Demonica tortures them with the dreaded "Reruns Of The View," torture! 

Gary - "Do you know where this Anti-Morpheus planet is located, Rosie?"

Rosie - "I don't need to know, Gary. The Silver Sausage is equipped with a UPS, or Universal Positioning System. I thought you knew that!"

Gary - "I did, but I've never used the cockadoodie thing! I fly by the seat of my pants, girl!"

Rosie - "NOW I know why we are always getting lost. You don't wear pants!"

Gary pantless!

Gary - "Rosie, if I wore pants, my belt would be over my mouth!"

Rosie - "I can see a definite benefit to that, gabby!"

Gary - "Well, I NEVER!"

We now interrupt this fascinating OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY for a special pronouncement...

The in-famous singer songwriter/former custodian has released a new, original song entitled, "Since You Stumbled Through My Door!" 

Make sure you take a listen, before we proceed...Thank you in advance! 

Rosie - "You never WHAT? You always say that, but don't tell me what you never did!!"

Gary - "It's just a figure of speech, Rosie...like "shiver me timbers," or "that dog don't hunt," or "yo mama!"

Rosie - "Yo GOOFY, Gary!! Now let's stop bickerin' and begin rescuin' the helpless victims, before they have to endure Joy Behar!" 

The scene now changes to a dark, dank little room, somewhere on the planet of Anti-Morpheus, where the two captives are bound, hand and foot, and forced to watch...(listen for the dramatic music)

         Click on the chipmunk for dramatic music.

the VIEW!!!!!!!

The door to the dark, dank room slowly begins to open, and in walks the super-ugly Lord Of Demonica...(more dramatic music)

Lord Of Demonica...One butt ugly dude!

Lord Of Demonica - (Larfs an evil larf)  Har, haw, haw, heeee!!!

Are you little Glirkazoids enjoying, chortle, chortle, The View!!!!!(He starts larfing an evil larf again)

As this vicious monster is laughing, we begin to focus in on the two captives, who are being mercilessly tortured...and...and...WE CAN'T BELIEVE WHO THEY ARE!!!!

Join us next week to find out, in OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY!!!!!

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

The stillness of the translucent morning was broken by the sound of the wild grinosourus snorting through the underbush!

The two suns of Glirka were rising semi-opaquely, which caused a bright diffusion of the spectrum of light, that created a billion diverse colors on the bushy landscape of sector 9, where the Silver Sausage was bathed in a beauteous multi-colored blanket of light!

Our legendary super-hero, Rosie, peeked out of her perpendicular porthole to view the serendipitous sunrise that lifted her spirits as high as the mountains of Glimalayah. 

Rosie calls Gary's (our nuther legendary hero) sleeping quarters. What? NO! They do NOT sleep together! That would be against the Glirkazoid Military Code Of Conduct! 

Where was I? Oh, yes...Rosie calls Gary on the enter-comm...

Gary - (Still sleeping, but wakes up to the sound of his ringtone that sounds like this...)

Gary - "Hewwoe." (Gary is not a morning Glirkazoid, so it takes a while to get his tongue in gear) 

Rosie - "Gary!! Gaze out of your porthole and look at the glorious suns rise!!! It will make you feel like a billion pazoozas!!" (Pazoozas are Glirkazoid dollars)

Gary - "Weave me awone, Wosie! I was all night up, deflating a bumongous heast from a pig blanet, where all the greetures are very pig!"

Rosie - "Come on, dude! You've defeated big creatures from big planets a million times! Wake up and smell the coffee I just brewed!!"

With those magical words from Rosie, Gary jumps out of bed in a nano second, and Rosie slips him his cup of coffee as he's running to the "head!" (The"head" is the bathroom on a spazeship, or any ship)

Rosie - "Well, first things first, I guess. 

Gary - "Oh, Rosie! (Speaking from the "head")

This is so awesomely beautiful! Magnificent! Breathtaking!!"

Rosie - "How can you see the suns rise from the "head," Gary? There is no porthole in there!"

Gary - "Suns rise? I'm talking about my latest issue of Playdroid! Some of these droids are OUT OF THIS WORLD, HOT!!!" (A little self promotion here)

Rosie - "You need to stop reading that smut! "You know that can make you go blind, don't ya?"

Gary - "Oh, that's just a silly old fable! Ha ha ha...

ROSIE!!! I can't see!!!! Where are you, Rosie?!!!"

Rosie - "GARY! I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!" (Rosie rushes into the "head")

Gary - "Ha ha ha ha, har har hardy har har, hee hee hee...Just kidding, Rosie! I wanted you to come in here whilst I was naked, and you fell for it!!! Ho ho ha ha ha!!!"

Rosie - "Uh, Gary. You NEVER wear any clothes! You ain't got nothin' I haven't seen before, you  knucklehead!!"

 

Gary - "You've got a point there, Rosie!"

All of a sudden, a message begins to scroll across the top of the wall! It reads...An important message....from the Supreme Glirkheads... your next mission...if you decide to accept it...(that's an inside joke between our heroes and the Supreme Glirkheads, because Rosie and Gary have no choice in the matter) is to free two of your fellow Glirkazoids from the clutches of the evil Lord Of Demonica, who dwells on the horrible, dangerous planet of Anti-Morpheus...where no one ever sleeps, because it's so uncomfortable...Have a nice day! 

Oh, my! What a thrilling beginning to 2016's OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY! I'm excited...aren't you? Not even a little bit? Oh, well, come back next week, anyway! Just so I don't get depressed! Have a nice day!!

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

The New Year is approaching,

and Glirkazoids are ready,

To celebrate their special way,

By eating green spaghetti.

The spaghetti isn't moldy,

It's good enough to eat,

It turns the color green, 

When green girls stomp it with their feet. 

Another way they celebrate,

Another thing they do,

Is an ancient ceremonial dance,

They call the Hoochiecoo.

The Hoochiecoo ain't naughty,

Though it gives them good vibrations,

And makes them feel quite amorous,

To secure the population.

The New Year for the Glirkazoids,

Would never be complete,

Until they sing their sacred song,

"Gluk Muk Glee Gloo Goo Peet."

They sing it loudly, New Years Eve,

While high on candy cane,

And images of Glitty Pops,

Are dancing in their brains.

Here's a rough translation,

Of the New Years song they sing,

"Be happy, healthy, most of all,

To dear friends let us cling!" 

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY!!!!

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

CHRISTMAS EDITION 2015

While the brutal, despicable Ice-Us alien monsters 

get ready to invade the wonderful planet of Glirka, 

by freezing the inhabitants, while they joyfully

celebrate Glirkmas so innocently, our heroes are 

busy shopping for Glirkmas gifts for each udder!

Rosie - "Oh, my stars! There it is! The PERFECT gift 

for Gary!! This has to be the weirdest thing I could 

ever give him!"

20 stores away...

Gary - " I can't find ANYTHING for Rosie!! I HATE 

Glirkmas shopping!! Maybe I'll get hints from 

Rosie's Spazebook page."

A few hours later...

Gary - "Eureka! I found what Rosie wants by reading 

 her  Spazebook page!"

We now switch to the bridge of the Ice-Us warship, 

where the Ice-Us commander begins to speak in his 

gravelly, irritating voice, kind of like the way a 

cement mixer would sound.

Ice-Us Commander - (Laughs a mean, evil laugh) 

"Bwa ha ha, ha ha! Very soon, we will turn the 

planet of Glirka into a big round popsicle, and end 

all of their stupid Glirkmas celebrations 

FOREVER!!"

Ice-Us First Mate - "Why, Commander? I think 

Glirkmas is kind of cool!"

At that, the Commander commands security to 

totally disintegrates his First Mate!

Security

Ice-Us Commander - "Anyone else think Glirkmas is 

cool?!!"

No answer from anyone from the entire crew!!!

Let us now switch gears, and observe the

celebratory celebrations, preparation, and 

 perspiration of the Glirkazoids, as they 

prepare for the superglirkafragilistic day of 

Glirkmas!

Picture in your imaginatary mind, multi-colored 

lights, blinking and twinkling along the vertical 

boulevards of Glrka, while Glirkmas songs are sung

gleefully in the midst of the blue hazy mist that 

covers the planet on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and 

weekends!

Traditional songs like "Joy To The Worms," "We 

Three Kings Of Are We In Tar," Rude Alf The Red 

Nosed Alien," and "It Came Upon A Midlife Beer," 

fill the blue air!

The Salavation Army is ringing it's bells outside the 

Super Nova Markets to give away money to 

passersby, while the little tiny tots are waiting 

eagerly for Canta Slaus, to give him their precious 

lumps of coal that he hands out to the wealthy! 

We rejoin the horribly ugsville, Ice-Us Commander 

right now...

Ice-Us Commander - "Bwaa ha ha ha!! It is now 

Glirkmas day, and let's use the steroscope to focus 

in on our arch enemies, Gary and Rosie, as they 

carry on with their stupid Glirkmas giving...and then

 I will activate the "Deep Freeze" machine to cover 

the entire planet in 100 miles of frozen ice!!"

New First Mate - "I thought ALL ice was frozen, 

Commander!"

Ice- Us Commander - "SECURITY!"

The new first mate has met his fate for criticizing 

the Supreme Commander!

Now we see how the steroscope begins to zoom in 

on the planet of Glirka, through the clouds, trees, 

and all the way into the Silver Sausage spazeship, 

where Rosie and Gary abide...even when it's docked!

The hideous Ice-Us Commander is eager to watch 

 our heroes freeze their little antennas off, but first 

he wants to watch a bit of their ridiculously stupid

gift giving, before they go to a frozen tomb of 

DEATH!!

Rosie - (Hands Gary a package) "Merry Glirkmas my 

wonderful, faithful pard!"

Gary - " Is this one of those wacky, goofy gifts like 

you always give? (He begins to unwrap it) 

"Oh, my, Rosie! This is (Gary wipes a tear from his 

eye) the most wonderful gift imaginable, so 

thoughtful, sincere and priceless!

"The complete set of "The 3 Stooges" DVD's, The 

Directors Cut!!!

"This is the greatest gift EVER, my super friend!!!

"Thanks a billion toms!!!!"

Rosie - "You're very welcome, my sweet Gary! 

As the dirty, filthy Ice-Us Commander watches this 

on his steroscope, his beliefs are confirmed! 

Ice-Us Commander - "Aha!! The 3 Stooges?!! This 

proves that Glirkmas is just a bunch of silly 

nonsense that needs to be put out of existence! 

The mean, ugly commander looks into the 

steroscope again...

Gary - (Looks into Rosie's eyes and says) "I saw what 

you wrote on Spazebook, you said"..."This year if

I could have a miracle I'd give it to all my friends who 

have cancer or someone they love to be cured forever 

from this disease.

"Then I'd give everyone who is sad a smile for 

a Christmas gift. I'd wrap it up & send it to everyone 

with the slightest feeling of sadness.This is honestly 

what I would do because I care so much for all of you."

"So, Rosie, I traveled to the furthest region of the 

universe, to the planet of Zorba, where they have cures 

for everything, and in this little bottle...

is the cure for ANY disease! Please share it with 

your friends! There is enough in that little bottle for everyone!

"As for giving them happiness...You already have 

that gift, dear Rosie! For centuries you have given 

your friends smiles, and been there for them 

whenever they had the slightest feeling of sadness!"

No one knows why the Ice-Us Commander suddenly 

decided to spare the planet of Glirka, go back to his 

home planet, and never harm anyone again.

MERRY GLIRKMAS ONE AND ALL!!