OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

When we last visited our heroes, Gary and Rosie, they were about to embark on a super dangerous mission of moving the Great Jewel Of Neprotonicus 11, to Neprotonicus 12, which, I suppose, will get renamed the Great Jewel Of Neprotonicus 12?

Now, you're possibly thinking, "are the Neprotonicans obsessed with jewelry?"

No, not at all. These jewels provide power for their entire planet, which will not be needed on Neprotonicus 11 anymore, due to the fact that the planet is scheduled to implode in 6 dulus!

Rosie - "Too bad Neprotonicus 11 will be imploding in 6 dulus."

Gary - "Yeah, but lucky for us, Rosie! We will be making a LOT of pazoozas moving the jewel to Neprotonicus 12! How many pazoozas will we be making, Rosie?"

Rosie - "$20,000 pazoozas."

Gary - "$20,000 pazoozas?! ONLY $20,000 pazoozas?!!! That's shicken feed!!!" (a shicken is an alien bird that is quite tasty)

Rosie - "Well, it's a humanitarian mission, since all the inhabitants of Neprotonicus 11 have to be moved to the uninhabited planet of Neprotonicus 12, and they will need power to survive!"

Gary - "Okay, okay, but we'll never get rich this way."

Rosie - "Maybe not, monetarily, but we will be rich in our friendship, in love for our fellow creatures, in pure compassion and..."

Gary - "Shut up, Rosie."

Rosie - "There's one eensy weensie problem, Gary. The planet will be imploding in 6 dulus, but dulus are not like days. Dulus vary in time, so we have to make sure we remove the Great Jewel Of Neprotonicus 11 BEFORE we get caught in the death dealing implosion."

Gary - "WHAT?!! So we have to deal with vicious spaze monsters that ALWAYS attack us on the way, asteroid fields, spaze pirates, intent on stealing the Great Jewel Of Neprotonicus 11 (soon to be the Great Jewel Of Neprotonicus 12), AND the real chance of getting sucked into the death dealing implosion, right?!!"

Rosie - "That's about it."

Gary - "Awesome! Sounds like fun! Let's get this bucket-o-bolts flyin'!!"

Rosie - "Uh, okay, Gary. Have you been into the Purple Glirf again?"

Join us next Wednesday, and EVERY Wednesday for another exciting episode of...

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY!!

A Friday Thank You To All Of My Blog Readers

Here is is list of folks who have "liked" my blog. I'm sure I'm missing a few, but I want to thank ALL of you readers, whether you liked it or not, because it would be no fun to write this ridiculous stuff for nobody.

Old time dudes, like me, are still in to thanking people who have been nice to them, so let me take this opportunity to thank you guys (on the list below, and those NOT on the list below), once again, for your consistent, faithful reading of this trash thought provoking literature!

Hey! I don't see Kiel (rhymesauce) on the list! What gives? He is one of the most ardent readers of them all! Well, Kiel, here's to you, my friend! THANKS!!

I also left my old buddy, Rick Robberson, on the list, who recently passed away. I'm sure he would want it that way! Thank you, Rick!! 

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If I missed you, let me know, and I'll put you on the NEXT list! It's just that I'm elderly, and my memory has gone to pot! (no, not THAT kind of pot) I'm bad enough as it is!!

Don't forget to use the scroll feature, to see everyone on the list! 

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Tell Us The GOOD Things About America!

I don't know why "they" call this the "dog days" of summer when my dog HATES this hot weather!

I take Chevy out for his walkie and he hurries on home real quick-like, so he can poop in the air conditioning. 

I don't really blame him. 

Okay...enough about the sweltering heat. 

Yesterday Ben Carson was talking about all the good things America has to offer, in the midst of so many "negative Nancy's, Alexandria's, Ayanna's, Ilhan's, and Rashida's complaining about BAD, NASTY, America.

You remember Ben Carson, right? The guy who came up from poverty in Detroit, to become a world class pediatric brain surgeon? 
Click on link below for the whole story...

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Millions of folks are flooding into America for a better life. It can't be all THAT bad, can it?

So, as a small focus group, let's share what's great about America, and being an American.

I'll start. 

1.We have a great interstate highway system (thanks to Dwight Eisenhower, I think), where we can drive from state to state to state, without any checkpoints, having to show our papers, getting searched, or nuttin' honey!

2. (Now, this is for you to put in your 2 cents)________________________________.

3. We whipped Hitler's hiney, and freed the Jews from the death camps at the end of WW2! (DEATH camps...not to be confused with detention centers)

4. (Okay, now you)__________________________________.


5. After we win wars, we don't kill and enslave the ones we defeated. In fact, we spend billions of dollars to restore them back to BETTER than they were! Look at Japan, for example!

Tokyo

6. (Your turn____________________________.

7. America invented ice cream cones, the Corvette, slinkees, baseball cards, Disneyland AND DisneyWORLD, color tv, country music, Twinkies, silly putty, American Bandstand, White Castle Hamburgers and many things of lesser importance!

8. (You have the final word)________________.

Seriously , folks! America has made mistakes, but we've always tried to correct them.

For instance:

Mistake - Slavery

Correction - Slaves were freed by the blood of Americans who were willing to die for their freedom.

Mistake - Women were placed in a subordinate position in society.

Correction - Now women RULE in America! If you think they don't, you're living in a fantasy world, or Saudi Arabia. 

Women are NOT victims, as those "negative Nancy's" try to claim. In America, women are super great at taking charge of situations, becoming CEO's of major companies, remembering things men have forgotten about/that happened MANY years ago, multi-tasking, outwitting their husbands, well...this song explains it...

So, in the comments section, below, tell us the GOOD things about America, so we can complete our list! I did one, three, and five, so you can do 2, 4, and 6!

I'm counting on you great Americans to chime in! You'll feel like true patriots in the aftermath!!