Friday Fun Facts For Freaky Friends!

Did you know that butter can be used to fuel your snow blower, if the temp is above zero?

Did you know a red fox is actually bright yellow, but our eyes are fooled from the vibrations emitted from the foxes bushy tail?

Did you know dinosaurs were actually only 6 inches tall, max, but over billions of years of nasty weather conditions, their bones have expanded to enormous proportions?  

Did you know all of Barry Manilow's hits are Beethoven symphonies played sideways? 

Did you know Mary Tyler Moore was a man from Bulgaria, who had a terrific make up artist friend?

Before and after.

Did you know Bigfoot will never be  captured, because he can shapeshift into a beat up 1976 Pacer? 

Did you know that aliens from other planets are already here on earth, and they manage all the Super 8 motels, where they suck 10% of the brains from the guests as they sleep?

Did you know the Beatles were simply holograms created by Wimbley Milkington, an early computer scientist from the U.K., who also had a knack for writing catchy tunes? 

Wimbley Milkington

Did you know that you cannot believe ANYTHANG you see on the internet, Facebook, YouTube, the "news," or from your "buddies?"

 I thought you did. 

 Being A Little Different? Why Not?

As all of you Bloggadocious 222 aficionados know, I pride myself on being different. Even to the point of people pointing to me and declaring, "you are badship KRAZY!"

That's all good! Think of all the famous folks that we're considered stark raving mad, but made the history books!

Napoleon...

Tesla...

Beethoven...

Vincent van Gogh...

Ear today, gone tomorrow!

Monty Python...

Jethro Tull...

What things do YOU do that are different?

Pizza on Thanksgiving? 

Hanging the Christmas tree upside down?

Letting the dog walk you?

Wearing underwear like a silly hat?

Mowing the lawn in "crop circle" patterns?

Joining vegetable worshipping cults?

Talking to inanimate objects, like lamp posts?

Well, you get the point. 

Being like everybody else is so boring!

Tell us what you do that's different from others.

We will not exploit your gullibility in sharing your secret, embarrassing oddities.

We are waiting.

 

Out Of This World Wednesday

For a brief reminder...Rosie and Gary have been transported to 'heaven," where two entities have already claimed to be God. A mountain and a platypus. 

Lea

animation

At this point the two entities have vanished, leaving Rosie abandoned and lost in one part of "paradise," and Gary stranded in another section of this mysterious place.

Gary -"This is REALLY a canonedrum conumdren conundrum!!"

Rosie - "I hope Gary is okay, wherever he is. He'll probably be using words he don't understand, and not have me to give him the definition. Like conundrum, for instance."

Gary - "I'll bet if Rosie were here she'd say, "you don't even know what conundrum means, do you?! And I would say, it means a big, cone shaped valley that echoes like a drum beating in a subterraneous cavern! Ha! I'm no fool!!"

Rosie - "That silly fool is gonna hurt himself if I don't find him soon! If only we were together..."

At that very instance...

Gary and Rosie are together again!!!

Rosie - "What in heaven's name is goin' on?!! I simply mentioned the thing about us being together and POOF, it happened!!"

Gary - "I'm sure glad it did, Rosie! You see, I was in a conundrum and..."

Rosie - Shut up about that, Gary.  We seem to be in a place where whatsoever we wish for comes true!"

Gary - "Ha ha! So if I asked for a big bucket of pistachio nut fudge ice cream... 

Gary - "I can clearly see we are in HEAVEN, Rosie!!!"

Rosie - "Maybe we are and maybe we're not, my unwitting friend."

What in da heck is Rosie talking about? 

They MUST be in heaven!

All their wishes granted?

Paradisaic setting?

Seeing God all over the place?

Why is Rosie in denial, like Cleopatra!

Find out all you want to know, and MORE, next week, here at...

Page Views Up 400%!! What? Thanks!!! 

I know you're gonna think I'm lyin' again, but my Facebook  analylitics anulitits I never could spell analytics, just told me my page views are up 400% on my FunPage!!  

Why?

I'm not doing ANYTHANG different! I'm the same ole wild and krazy guy that I've always been since I lost my sanity, so wha happen?!

Wait a sec! I shouldn't even mention this to you guys! 

Which reminds me of how ancient Chinese farmers would, allegedly, go out in their rice paddies and scream, "BAD RICE, BAD RICE," so the "Rice God" would be fooled into thinking the farmers had a bad crop and leave the farmers alone, out of pity...even though the farmers actually had a bountiful crop.

Now, I don't know if I'd worship a God that dumb, but that's their personal preference.

Which brings me back to my 400% increase in page views, that I'm afraid I'll jinx if I share the good news with my faithful readers.

What da heck. I'll go on ahead and be transparent with the news, what's the worse that could happen?