U.S.A. Under Abbott & Costello

So there I was this morning, listening to the most AMAZING radio show in the whole wide worm! (The Greg & Dan Show) ... Link to Greg & Dan Show... 

https://www.1470wmbd.com/the-greg-dan-show/

Our heroes, Greg & Dan, begin to discuss the mess this country is in, and what could be responsible for the disastrous, uh, disasters that are befalling us now in the year of Anno Domini 2022. 

Is it socialism? Communism? Republicans? Democrats? The Rooskies!! Are we under a tyrannical regime that is causing all these kerfluffles? 

No, no!! They realized, in their infinite wisdom, that we must be under the rule of Abbott & Costello!!! 

Now it all makes sense!!! Remember those old Abbott & Costello routines, like "Who's On First?"

No? Well, just watch... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sShMA85pv8M

Did you happen to notice the total confusion that this hilarious bit created in your brain? 

What do you mean, you didn't watch the clip? 

It's really imperative you watch the clip to understand the point of this thing I'm trying to explain. So, go back and watch the clip, PLEASE, if you have not. 

Thanks, I'll wait....here's something for ME to listen to, while I wait...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQPLrVC8PTQ

Finally, we know what's causing this craziness!!! Abbott & Costello are running things! 

"Abbott & Costello are dead," I can hear you saying. Ha! That's what they say about Elvis, too!!!

So, anyway, I wrote a weird little song about the whole thang!!! Here it is ...

My Blog Puts The Fun In Funny!

I don't really think my blog is so wonderful that it puts the fun in funny, but I thought the title might draw in some unsuspecting victims, I mean readers, who are lacking fun. 

Of course, fun is so subjective, right?

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   based on or influenced by personal feelings, tastes, or opinions.

   "his views are highly subjective"

For one person, fun is going to a museum to look at old stuff, but to another individual, fun is going to an AC DC concert, if they still exist. 

Then there are others, like me, who would enjoy both at the same tom! (Who's Tom?)

Picture this...strolling through an art museum, perusing the paintings, sculptures and such, with AC DC banging out Back In Black in the BACKground!! 

So, if you are reading this blog right now, ask yourself this question...

Well, do you?

I'm sorry, that was NOT the question. The REAL question is, are you having fun reading this nonsense? 

Well, sure you are!! Why? Because you're as goofy as me!!! 

Thanks for dropping in, again!!! 

 

Rate My New Video...By The Numbers

Since the U.S. of A. government has issued a statement that U.F.O's actually exist ... and I'm a super big fan of all things alien, extraterrestrial, time traveling to parallel dimensions and such...I did a new video and song about my semi-true life communication with an alien species.

On June 25, the Department of Defense released an official report on Unidentified Flying Objects (UFOs). The report does not tell us much of anything, except that these objects remain unidentified. Nevertheless, for the department to officially acknowledge that we cannot explain what these objects are or how they move breaks a long-running taboo on taking UFOs seriously.

If you are a skeptic, you may want watch the video to ridicule me later, and if you are a true believer, I think you'll watch the video and say, "Yeah, this is so cool and informative, Thanks, Danny!!"

Up to this point, you're eager to watch the new video, so, without further ado...

Okay, now that you've watched this ... select the number that best describes your heartfelt description of your experience ....

1. Out of this world!

2. Flabbergasted!

3. Dumbfounded.

4. Totally confused.

5. Lovin' every minute of it! 

6. Comforted beyond belief.

7. Disgusted.

8. Had a good beat, easy to dance to. 

9. I would have rather watched a documentary about chickens.

10. Oscar winner for sure!!! 

Thanks for your input, gang!!!! 

Read This Blog For Big Blessings!

So, I'm exactly like you when it comes to perusing Facebook. 

pe·ruse

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gerund or present participle: perusing

1. read (something), typically in a thorough or careful way.

   "he has spent countless hours in libraries perusing art history books and catalogues"

   • examine carefully or at length.

     "Laura perused a Caravaggio"

I carefully search for everythang that is meaningful, or interesting to me, me, ME!

Of course, just like you, I enjoy random photos of kittens, puppies, cute babies, chitlins at play, and such as that...but...and this is a BIG BUTT.. 

I do not like it when folks challenge my faith, by saying..."if you love Jesus, type in amen," or "God will send you blessings in 24 hours if you click on this"...or "you're not a Christian if you scroll past this post without writing HALLELUJAH!"

What? God reads Facebook? I mean, I thought I could worship God, pray to God, express my faith in God my own way, without the help of Facebook.

Maybe I'm wrong. 

So, if any of you actually received BIG BLESSINGS from typing in whatever "they" wanted you to write on one of these challenge posts on Facebook, let me know! 

Speaking of "they," do we really know who's putting these challenges up on Facebook? 

It could be the Russians or Chinese, who are making up a list of professed Christians, to "take care of them," if you know what I mean, when they rule the world!

Maybe the other worldly aliens are separating the God fearing from the regular folks to put the believers into brain washing cubicles when they conquer our planet! 

All I know is that for over 2000 years, Christians have been worshipping God without the aid of these, uh, let's see... "you're not a Christian unless you, whatever" posts!

It's just my luck that when I'm in the processing area of heaven, Saint Peter will say, "I see you scrolled past all of those, you're not a Christian unless you type amen posts."

"Yes, sir," I say.

"Well, I put those posts on Facebook!! So, we decided to unfriend you from heaven!!! You, you, BAD scrolling knucklehead!!!"

Isn't that the way it goes? No? Well, we're talking about Doom and Gloom Dan here.  Oh, well. 

"Insurrection Rejection"

Today is Jan 6th, you know what that means,

not the time of New Year, where we eat black eyed beans,

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Maybe we are dismantling our bright Christmas tree,

drinking hot coffee, enjoying green tea,

On the news we hear things about riot inspection,

then we also hear counterpoint, "insurrection rejection."

Most of us busy, doing our daily works,

thinking the media are just a few jerks,

We never have rioted or even thrown stones,

we only want rest for our weary bones,

But did some folks sabotage the last election,

Some say "no way" it's a right wing infection,

Then others stand firm in their political section,

And feel deep in their hearts, "insurrection rejection." 

Insurrection Phys Ed.

How do you take over with no guns and no bombs,

When a lot of your troops are just soccer moms,

Elderly people who never did protest,

And just failed their last A1c test,

But that does not matter, say those on the left,

A lot of cops died, when they tried to arrest,

And storming the Capitol is wrong to the max,

So let's knuckle down, and look at the facts,

Because it's really sad to see barbed wire erection,

Even though some keep saying, "insurrection rejection!" 

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The Greg And Dan Show Been Berry Berry Good To Me!

As most of you faithful readers already know, The Greg And Dan Radio Show has been more than generous in playing my wacky songs and comedy bits on their show. 

For instance, yesterday I wrote a song about a Shih tzu freeze advisory, that they had been advising listeners about, and they played it on the air, where billions of folks could hear it! That takes courage! 

(Disclaimer: Billions is an uneducated guess.) 

You don't believe it took courage? Just listen...

What other radio station in the whole wide worm (worm?) would play my dumb stuff?

Would Rush Limbaugh? No! Even if he was still alive! 

Would Howard Stern? Absolutely NOT! To him, I do not even exist.

I don't even think Fibber Mcgee And Molly would have played my absurd humor, if I had been alive back then, and asked them to play my "funny" creations. 

So, for the fearless pair of radio icons, Greg and Dan, to include my radical rhymes and rhythms within the goings on of their show, makes me cry out in total gratitude, and question their sanity at the same tom!! (Who's Tom?)

Wasn't it Andy Warhol who said, "we'll all get our 15 minutes of fame?" 

If that's true, Greg and Dan has put me way above the average, like a transgender swimming competitor! 

I hope you all have a pleasant day, and I hope you get your 15 minutes of fame, if you want it. But if you don't want it, good for you, because as I always say, "fame is fleeting, money is corrupting, but the person who rejects these things, is never interrupting, the other  folks who want it, more than chocolate candy, like the late John Belushi or even great John Candy (did I just rhyme candy with Candy?), who both are now not with us, which does NOT make me grin, so for you who care not fortune and fame, you're better off than them!"