The First Thing To Go Is...I Forgot! 

So many readers, so little brain power to write brilliant blogs with a boisterous, but benevolent buffet of bull! 

Hi! Just funnin' wit ya, folks! When it comes to brain power...I'm full of it! 

Only problem is I do NOT remember important things like doctor appointments, if I took my pills, special birthdays, where I left my car and things like that! 

However, I remember silly, nonsense things, like names of movie stars from the 1930's, cartoon characters of the 1950's, how to recite the Crest toothpaste ad from the 1960's, John Wayne's real name, Roy Roger's real name, the name of Tonto's horse and totally trivial things like that! 

It's okay for playing a good game of Trivial Pursuit, but who does that anymore! (By the way, my sister Dee-Dee is way better than me)

Dee-Dee is right behind me, in foreground.
See how smart she looks!

If I remembered REAL stuff in the same way I remember ridiculous stuff, I'd be graduated from M.I.T.! The only M.I.T. I'll ever graduate from is Monsters Inc. Training school! 

What do you mean, you don't believe I can remember all that bizarre stuff from years past? 

Well, I'd do it, but you'd only think I googled the answers, right? 

Let's just say, Leonard Slye, and be done with it! 

It's all illustrated by my last visit to the doc. I told him that I've been having trouble remembering things. He said, "how long have you had this problem," and I said, "what problem!"

I'm here all week folks! Try the boisterous buffet!

Out  Of  This World Wednesday

We join our great, Glirkazoid friends, Gary and Rosie, as they await instructions from the High Leader, since they've decided to return to cosmic crime fighting, out of sheer boredom.  

Gary - "Chihuahua, Rosie, I can hardly wait until the High Leader communicates with us and reveals our new mission! I've got dat ole adventure seeking blood, bubbling in my veins, girl!"

Rosie - "Maybe those Tyrillian Tacos you ate last night has something to do with your bubbling blood, buddy."

Gary - "Possibly, but aren't you excited about getting back to evil creature crushing, menacing, mutant  monster mauling, and saving pitiful planets in peril?!!"

Rosie - "Sure I am, my gruesome, Glirkazoid, little giant, but we are gonna be a bit rusty from vacationing for so long, and you know that even the slightest misstep and we become a monster's meal!"

Mascot of Canton High School
The Little Giants

Gary - "I don't know about you, Rosie Posey, but I haven't lost a step. I'm as agile as a Loopoozirillian Lizard, running through the Vines Of Vertuum!"

Rosie - "Okay? Uh, why don't we have a pre-mission training excercise to see if we are still in tip top shape for dueling Dzarfulliam Dinos and such."

Gary - "Great idea, my Glirkazoidian genius! Let's run the infamous, terrible, tropical course, to see what we can do! I'll race you there, Rosie!!!"

6 spaze hours later we see Rosie waiting at the starting point of the tropical course, and Gary is FINALLY getting there, huffing and puffing like a Capultizzal Cat in pursuit of a pluggle mouse!"

This Capultizzal Cat is cheating.

Rosie - "Hey, slow poke, I've been waiting here for 5.9 spaze hours, what took you so long?"

Gary - "I, whoo, whoo (gasping for air), guess, whoo, whoo, I'm not, whoo, whoo, as in shape, whoo whoo, as I thought, whoo, whoo!!"

At that precise moment, someone communicates with our Glirkazoid guy and gal through their little communicator contraptions! 

Caller - "Hello! Has your spazeship warranty expired? It's important that you make sure you...

Gary and Rosie both cut the call off!

Gary - "Gee willikers, those calls drive me nuts, Rosie! Why don't they go out and find a real job, instead of..."

At that, another call buzzes in!

Gary - "Listen, moron, you are a big numbskull, calling us when we really... Oh, umm, hello High Leader! Uh, well, NO, I don't think you're a moron, it's a misunderstanding, I mean, NO, you're not a numbskull either, I ..."

High Leader - "Hey, dude and dudette, everything's cool. I'm just callin' you to tell you about the groovy, trippy trip, mission that you're gonna dig, brother and sister!" 

Rosie - (whispering to Gary), I think I know why they call him the HIGH leader."

What will be the exciting trippy trip the HIGH Leader gives to Gary and Rosie, that they will dig to the utmost, you right on readers?

Find out on the next...

Why Am I Doin' This?

If you've been a reader of the blog for many moons,you know why I do this blog,

 write songs, do little bits on the radio and pretty

 much make a fool of myself, don't you?

1. It keeps my A B Normal brain active.

2. It keeps me off the mean streets of Pekin, Illinois.

3. (Most important) In hopes I'll be discovered!

Yes, I know, I'm incredibly old and feeble, but I STILL have hopes that one day, some way, somehow, a music producer will hear one of my songs and like it, a comedy person will hear my wacky stuff on the radio and love it, or, well, out of all of those 74, 000 folks that have viewed my blog, SOMEBODY will appreciate SOMETHING, and SOMEHOW I'll make 10 million bucks!

Yes! It CAN HAPPEN, if I truly believe in Tinkerbell, click my heels together, or find a magic lamp to rub!

Picture this...Ray Liotta has come to Pekin to visit his wife's relatives. He inadvertently is listening to the Greg And Dan Radio Show and hears one of my comedy bits, or songs...especially this one...

And absolutely LOVES whatever he hears, calls me, hooks me up with a big music publisher, like Sony or something, and soon I'm rollin' in the dough!!

Follow the money folks! 

I know you think I do this weird stuff out of the goodness of my pea pickin' heart, but I'm really in it for the pazoozas!! 

Where was I? Oh, yeah, it's all about me again! 

Shoot fire, I promised I wouldn't make this blog about me, me, ME, anymore!

Okay, how's about this ..when I'm discovered, I'll give all of my faithful readers and YouTube friends a sum of cash!! Yeah, that's the ticket...moolah for everyone!!! 

How much? Well, more than I've ever given you before!! 

Have a wonderful Tuesday, especially this afternoon!

I Learned To Rise In The Rain

As far as I can merember, I did not do a blog last week, because I was working on something else, like this new song I'm about to present!

I did not write the song, but I loved it so much I did a cover of it, which means I played someone else's song, with her permission. 

I don't have a lot of time this morning, so you will not be seeing a ton of funny memes, or a well worded widdle, I mean riddle, or anything like that, but I'm relatively sure you'll like the song! (Relatively means my relatives liked it.)

  So, then sit back with your biggest coff of cuppy, and listen to this cool song, written by the iconic, Janet Maria!

A Pop Quiz For My Blog Buddies!

Although we despised pop quizzes in school, it's important for me to find out if you guys and gals are actually retaining the vital info my blog provides for your brains. 

So, what's better than a pop quiz to see how much you're learning from Bloggadocious 222. 

You may grade yourself at the end. We're on the  ornery I mean, HONOR system here. 

Begin...

1. What is the official name of this blog? Hint:

2. Is the author of this blog perfectly sane? Hint:

3. Who are Gary and Rosie?

4. Does the creator of this blog like White Castle Hamburgers?

5. What is the name of the Wednesday blog, although it was on hiatus for a while? Hint:

6. What word does the brilliant writer substitute for TIME, a lot of toms? Hint:

7. What word does the amazing bard of this blog substitute for world in a lot of cases? Hint:

8. What is the name of this blog boy's dog? Hint:

9. Who are the two favorite singers of this blog's author? Hint:

10. Will you be totally honest in grading yourself, or be like I'd be? 

This is not a photo of me, FYI.

Okay! Drop your pencils! How'd you do? Let me know in the comments section, if you wish. If you don't wish, that's alright by me!!! 

↑ This is not me either!