Friday, November 30, 2012


I perceived a Class 5, no, a Class 7, Glirkazoid warship in
the X-mas sky.
I smiled when I discerned a string of blinking Christmas
lights wrapped around the qwaatz tower.
The multi-colored lights illuminated a Rudolf the
Reindeer stuffed animal, hanging from the cull shield.
(I will do my best to provide you with a diagram of a
Glirkazoid spaceship, so you can better visualize these technical
references.)
The Glirkazoids love Christmas because they actually
met Jesus and believe he is,quote: "The genesis and eternal
fountain of all knowledge, wisdom and compassion.”
Another reason they love Christmas is because they love candy canes. (unfortunately, for some unknown reason, candy canes get them high.)
After just a couple of licks they all get into their
spaceships and fly over Arizona in triangular formations.
Go figure. (I think it's the equivalent of mooning someone
from your car).



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