Me, Nancy, and Dee-Dee, my MLRHS.

Chickens' Butts And Coconuts...Excerpts from my first book!

Since I was the youngest and most persecuted child in the

family, I always slept on the floor. 

One morning my vicious,

red-haired sister came and rolled me out of the floor. She had the best of news! She was soooo excited! 

Looking out the window, she said, “come, see, Mom and Dad bought you a pony!”

She continued, “it’s brown with a white mane, a black leather saddle with silver decorations, and it’s just your size!”.

Having no reason to doubt my own flesh and blood; I rushed to the window. (I almost broke my neck from slipping on roller skates that had inexplicably been left in my path).

“Where’s the pony? Did it run away? Am I looking in the right place?” 

Then a chill went up my spine, when I heard my

fiendish, red-haired sister’s devilish laugh.

“You Dufus! Did you really believe that pony story? A pony in the projects?

Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Hee, Hee, Hee. Whoa! You’re not gullible!