I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND

My virgin of Healing Rain is way more powerful and real than M.W. Smith's virgin, in my own, unbiased, humble opinion.

You are probably wondering why I'm talking about virgins, huh?

Well, I used to be one, and so did you, if you can remember that far back.

Anyway, uh, where was I, oh, yeah, motorcycles! 

I think everyone who rides a motorcycle has a death wish! Come on, no seat belts, no padded dash, no air bags, no protective frame around you, no heat in the winter, no air conditioning in the summer, no nuthin' honey!!

Well, that's all I have tom for, 'cause I have to go to church!

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