SPACE ALIENS LAND IN PEORIA!!! 

Lady Gaga Admits To Being A Man !

Born This Way?

YOKO ONO ADMITS TO BEING A WOMAN !

                       She sure fooled me?

RADIO PERSONALITY, GREG BATTON,  CONFESSES TO RECEIVING A HEAD TRANSPLANT !! 

Some heady stuff, huh?

ARCHEOLOGISTS DISCOVER SKULL OF ANCIENT "WOMBACHER MAN" IN SALOON BASEMENT! 

                                     This video does not depict actuall skull of Wombacher Man.

 BUDWEISER BEER MAY CAUSE GUMBY WORSHIP! 

ILLINOIS CONGRESS POISED TO BAN EVERYTHING!!! 

ILLINOIS VOTERS POISED TO BAN CONGRESS! 

SCIENTISTS RECEIVE GRANT OF 1 TRILLION DOLLARS TO STUDY LARFING! 

GUESS WHO?

LION ESCAPES FROM PEORIA ZOO AND ROAMS DOWNTOWN PEORIA! THEN RETURNS TO THE ZOO OUT OF SHEER BOREDOM! 

WORMS HEAR, OR WORMS HERE; If you own a WORM RANCH! 

              Sqiggly Wiggly Home Worm Ranch

BIG AL claims he's been gay since childhood!

No big surprise, was it?

My apologies to Marty Wombacher for totally ripping off his blog style!

I won't let it happen again, but it was a blast!!!