♫MADNESS MUSIC MONDAYS♫

My dream has always been to have one of my songs playing on the radio for all the whole wide worm to hear, and then someone would say, wow, this song is awful, how did this crap get on the radio?!!!

                                            BUTCH                                                   

That would make me the happiest gorilla in the world!

♫MADNESS MUSIC MONDAYS♫ is a new feature on my blog where I will feature (didn't I just say feature?) MY songs that I've written over the last 100 years.

Here is what I picture in my mom about every day: I gets an email, phone call, or knock at the door, where I read or hear that someone famous has listened to one of my songs on YouTube, my blog, or SOMEWHERE , and absolutely adores it, and wants to record it for his/her new album! (Do they still make albums?)

"Not a chance," you say, with a great measure of confidence!

Well, I say, "CHANCE!!"

Take a gander of these songs that NO ONE ever thought would make it to the radio:

You gotta watch this "NORMAN" video, you'll be rollin' on the floor laughing, for real!!!

See? 

I know my songs are terrible, but not any worse than the songs above this pink and black lettering!

Here is a song I wrote for my beautiful YouTube friend Sara(pronounced Sar-uh) from Norway, who actually has been able to speak Norwegian since she was a baby! Foreigners are so smart!

This is real short, I know you can suffer through this, if you really love me!

I know what you're thinking; "Danny said he was going to wear a nose ring in 2013 in the song, and he's not wearing one! "

I was lying!!

Once you see and hear Sara(pronounced Sar-uh) you'll fall in love with her like everybody else:

                                     

                                    Ain't she sweet?                                                  

♫See her walkin' down the street,♪

♪Now I ask you very confidentually,♫

♫Ain't she sweet?♪♪