♫♪MAGIC MUSIC MONDAYS♪♪

Hi! I'm Danny Maness,

Welcome to "Magic Music Mondays" (previously "MADNESS Music Mondays" but I changed the name to make it sound less intimidating), where I share with you music I have written, and (most of the time) performed over the last millenium  falcons of time.

I'm using soft girlish colors to subliminally lull you into a euphoric sense of trust and total submission, and then I'll hit you with  my crappy song! (And everyone says I'm so dumb! HA!)

I call this song "I Kinda Love You" because it's kinda like this dude is head over heels in love with this girl, right?

And he wants her to kinda know how he feels about her in a kinda, actions speak louder than words kinda way, right?

Is everyone kinda following me so far?

That's kinda good!

So he keeps telling her, I kinda love you, but in reality he wants her to know he really, really, REALLY loves her by telling her all of the extremely athletic, dangerous, foolhardy, devoted, and physically impossible things he would do for her to prove it!

Making sense?

I didn't think so.

Okay. Pretend you are madly in love with someone, but you can hardly speak to him or her, because you're too nervous, and don't want to come on too strong, and you're not a good conversationalist as it is.

In fact, all you can manage to say is "I kinda love you," in a soft, shy kinda way.

However, your heart is almost bursting with all of the things you'd love to say and do for this wonderful, beautiful person!

What do you do, hmmm?

You write a song for this awesome person you love so much with all your heart, and then he or she finally understands how much you adore every wonderful thing about him or her!

Now, you and me can see the evil genius in this plan, but what about the unsuspecting victim, I mean, love interest? Will he or she fall for it?

How do you think I hooked my gorgeous, adorable wife? 

You were probably wondering how a butt ugly dude like me got such a pretty wife, wern'tcha? 

I KINDA LOVE YOU

by Danny Maness

Climb every mountain,

Sail every ocean,

Write you love letters,

With deepest devotion,

Give you the stars,

Dancing above you,

And throw in the moon,

Cause I kinda love you.

Slay every dragon,

Scale every tower,

Ride a tornado,

In all of it's power,

Call on the angels,

If ever you're blue,

To sing you a song,

Cause I kinda love you.

I kinda love you,

Maybe you know,

I'm shouting it out,

Telling it all,

Letting it show,

By now I hope you see,

You mean everything to me,

My dream come true,

Cause I kinda love you.

Cross every desert,

Swim every river,

Your every desire,

Is what I'll deliver,

I'll give you the world,

And girl when I'm through,

I'd do it again,

Cause I kinda love you.

I kinda love you,

Maybe you know,

I'm shouting it out,

Telling it all,

Letting it show,

By now I hope you see,

You mean everything to me,

My dream come true,

Cause I kinda love you

This song was sponsored by the makers of  

BURMA SHAVE

(Just kidding)