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Proverbs 23:27-28
A whore is a bottomless pit; a loose woman can get you in deep trouble fast.She’ll take you for all you’ve got; she’s worse than a pack of thieves.
The bible scriptures above, are what I wrote "Headin' For The Danger Zone" about.
I don't mean I was inspired to write this song from these scriptures, but the song shows what every man knows deep inside his heart.
Fooling around with a strange woman is gonna be TROUBLE!
Proverbs 5:18-20
18 May your fountain be blessed,
and may you rejoice in the wife of your youth.
19 A loving doe, a graceful deer—
may her breasts satisfy you always,
may you ever be intoxicated with her love.
20 Why, my son, be intoxicated with another man’s wife?
Why embrace the bosom of a wayward woman?
and may you rejoice in the wife of your youth.
19 A loving doe, a graceful deer—
may her breasts satisfy you always,
may you ever be intoxicated with her love.
20 Why, my son, be intoxicated with another man’s wife?
Why embrace the bosom of a wayward woman?
WE KNOW IT, but we stupidly do it anyway!
What's wrong with us?
We really do think with our "dilly whackers" most of the time!
Any woman that reads this knows exactly what I mean! (Women say amen!)
We risk losing our money, homes, kids, reputations, a woman who loves us...for what?!
10 seconds of something we've been able to get with a magazine and our imagination since we were 12 years old! (Give or take a year)
Is it worth it?
I know it sounds like I'm being preachy, but I'm looking at the the practical side of this!
Guys! Dudes! You're gonna get caught!
I'm sure you've seen it a hundred times (if you're as ancient as me), and men ALWAYS get caught doin' the "neighbor nasty," or the "hooker hoochiecoo," in time!
To me, it's like eating that deadly poisonous puffer fish delicacy thingy.
I'll eat grilled salmon, enjoy it, and live happily ever after, thank you!
Now, I'm not comparing our wives to grilled salmon, but, uh...you know what I mean!
I am not judging guys on their morals... I am simply questioning their sanity, intelligence, common sense, and death wish mentality!
In addition...don't get me started on the foolishness of contracting a miserable, loathsome S.T.D. that an idiot guy will spread to his unsuspecting wife... the dirty, stinking slugwart!!
Hey, think about how a sexy, young, clever "hot babe" WILL take you for all of your life savings?
Wait a minute!
Did you ever watch that "Fatal Attraction" movie, and see what Glenn Close does to Michael Douglas?!!
Well, WATCH IT, BUSTER...before it's too late!!
Anyway, if you listen to this song I wrote many years ago, you will get the point of everything I've been trying to explain to you the last few minutes!
YOU FILTHY FORNICATORS!!!
This song was written by me, but performed by a Nashville session band.
Wisdom will save you also from the adulterous woman,
from the wayward woman with her seductive words,
17 who has left the partner of her youth
and ignored the covenant she made before God.
18 Surely her house leads down to death
and her paths to the spirits of the dead.
19 None who go to her return
or attain the paths of life.
HAVE A NICE DAY!
Good advice and a GREAT song, I really like this one! Who's the band that's playing it, really sounded nice! Great tune today, Danny!
ReplyDeleteMarty! Marty!
DeleteYou are such a complex dude! Here, I was thinking you'd make fun of the faux religiosity of this semi-tongue in cheek post, but you say "good advice?!"
Well, thanks, my surprising friend!
This was another song where I sent a home recording to Nashville, where they provided the musicians and country singer for about a hundred bucks!
I don't think it was an actual band, just session musicians.
However, I was really happy with the results! Now, over to Meanwhile Back In Peoria!!!
Very good advice! Great song. Love this blog....never know what's a coming next. You are to brilliant. Love how you get that warning out there. He he
ReplyDeleteRight, Yellow Rose! So if ANY dirty old man ever tries to seduce you, just kick him in the dilly whacker!! Unless it's me...but, um, I mean...I'm actually too old for that kind of stuff anymore, and I don't remember what my "dilly whacker" is on most days!!
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