ST. LOUIS SUNDAY

St. Louis Sunday...a funday?

Sometimes yes and sometimes no,

It's according to where you go,

To the "Hill" can be exciting,

Unless the Mafia families are fighting.

Shaw's Garden or the Jewel Box?

At neither one you'll find a "fox!"

A "fox" you want?

 Just drive your scooters,

To a lovely place called Hooters!

However, they won't let you touch,

So, to the Zoo we love so much,

With milk and a generic Twinky,

We hope the fauna aren't too stinky!

It would be a crying shame,

If you didn't  watch a baseball game,

At Busch Stadium, the cool ball park,

Stay in the lighted areas after dark!

The highways, you will quickly learn,

Can make you take a wrong way turn,

And in EAST St. Louis you will be,

Across the mighty Mississippi,

Stay in your car, now, don't get out,

Just find yourself another route,

Ask no questions, turn around,

And get back to St. Louis town.

There R places you can get FREE BEER,

They are so very near and dear,

To all beer lovers who love the charm,

Of the Busweiser tour, and great Grant's Farm!

The St. Louis Arch is a real must.

It's stainless steel, 

So it don't rust,

My brother Dave, he welded it,

So you can ride to the top,

 and see lot's of "sh..!"

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