MANESS MUSIC MONDAY
Being the super humble dude I am, I do my level best to avoid bragging about all of my amazing talents that would blow your cock-a-doodie minds if you knew what they all were.
However, in the interest of culture, and suave sophistication, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret.
I am a master of modern, expressive, progressive, avant garde, jungle boogie dance!
I was taught by two of the greatest dancers in the history of tripping the light fantastic!
Namely, Ferd Upstairs and Jeans
Smelly.
Smelly.
They were janitors that worked in my apartment building, but my they were dancin' fools!
Let's forget about those "light in the loafer's" "gophers," and concentrate on ME!
Most folks would never believe that an old fat guy like me could "skip the light fandango" so marvelously!
Critics have claimed that these were "gay" gophers...I think not!
Most folks would never believe that an old fat guy like me could "skip the light fandango" so marvelously!
One of my favorite songs of all tom!
I was inspired to perform this classic, emotional dance number by two of my favorite YouTube friends!
Yozzie from Yoz Creative, and Tulleuchen, who is in reality, Dan Tulloh.
Ye best prepare yourself for dancing unlike you have never seen before, in all of your born days!
Oh, yeah, I also wrote the fantabulous song!
(And everyone says I'm so dumb)
BEHOLD! THE PUREST FORM OF EXPRESSION!
DANCING!
LOL, This put the laughter in my heart & some skip in my step. This was so great & what a beautiful song you sing. Your wonderful. Laughing, no more crying anymore.............Beautiful words of truth! Love this. Luv, Luv, Yellow Rose
ReplyDeleteYou are so very perceptive, Yellow Rose! How did you know the last part of the song was talking about heaven?
DeleteYou never cease to amazify me!
Be happy and healthy,
May your smile get much wider,
But watch where you sit,
LOOK OUT FOR THAT SPIDER!!