OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

When we last left our hero Gary (the Glirkazoid), he was about to endure the first of the 5 tests of the Gruesome Glirkazoid Gauntlet! 

The first test is to ride a pink bike across the Gland Canyon, on a narrow rope, blindfolded, in gale force winds, singing the Glirkazoid classic song, "Sweet Yellow Rose!" 

Only the pure of heart are able to conquer the Gauntlet, and Gary's heart was really, really pure...but a little skill and coordination was also needed, which Gary was woefully lacking in.

Dramatic music begins to play!

You have to listen to this to be capture the suspense!

The servants of the Supreme Counsel place Gary on the pink bike...they blindfold Gary with a black blindfold...then they lead him over to the narrow rope that is spanning the deepest part of the Gland Canyon...dramatic music gets louder (isn't this getting exciting)...gale force winds are blowing across the canyon when the front tire touches the wildly swaying rope!

Gary is really not afraid for his life, his fear is that his peers will view him as not being pure of heart if he fails.

Gary boldly pedals out on the whipping, undulating rope!

The spectators are certain Gary does not have a "snowball's chance in THE BIG HIBACHI" of making it across. 

Our beloved Gary is trying his level best to keep the bike on the rope while blindfolded, riding against the wind...but he is about to give up...and now he begins to sing the required "Sweet Yellow Rose Song!"

He gets to the part that says, "who is there to pick me up, when I'm lower than a worm, who puts a smile upon my face, and makes my backbone firm...

Gary stops slipping off the rope now!

Then he sings the part that says, "I'd love to stand tall on my own, do it all myself alone, but I'm way to weak for being strong, living in the "shadow zone"...

It's you I need to make things right, to free me from my fears, my super hero, shining knight, who wipes away my tears...

Gary understands why he feels such strength and courage now... YELLOW ROSE! This song is about the helper of all Glirkazoids...YELLOW ROSE!

Who has devoted her life to encouraging and giving help and comfort to ALL Glirkazoids! 

God knew that I needed help, and HE sent you as a blessing, to calm my spirit fill this void, and keep my mind from stressing...

Yellow Rose is not God or anything, but a dear sweet Glirkazoid who just has the God given super powers to come to the aid of any poor Glirkazoid in need!

By the time Gary was finished with the song, he was across the Gland Canyon, without even realizing it!

Thanks to the cool, Yellow Rose, with her God given super powers!

Whew! I'm glad that's over with! 

I was worried for Gary! Weren't you?

However, that was only the first step to gaining entrance to the Supreme Counsel!

The second step of the Gruesome Glirkazoid Gauntlet is too scary to even mention until next week!

Stay tuned!