FAN FRIDAY

I have to confess...I'm a big fan of TheDaveman, 

and I'm part of the Davemania movement!

There, I said it! 

I've been going to group therapy with other Davemaniacs, but nothing seems to help! 

TheDaveman is not like your average, ordinary nutball case you might find lying drunk and stoned in a Pine Bluff, Arkansas alley, behind a strip joint! Ooooh, noooooo! 

He deviously uses clever devices to grab you, pull you into his web, and never let you go!

Look at the innocent sounding words he uses to lure you in to watching his narcotically addicting videos:

"I'm just some dude that enjoys humor and 

laid back atmospheric conditions. A throw 

back from the 70's I'm not suffering from 

insanity - I actually enjoy it! Don't judge! 

Try it! You'll like it. I like singing, goofing 

off, movies (mostly sci-fi and action with a

 little drama) and hey, Old Time Rock & 

Roll is the best! Country music too. I'm 

completely random. That's me. "

Oh, yeah! I'm jus a good ole country boy, jus a 

funnin' with ya'll, I'm not crazy as a loon, no way...

I have a hankerin' for watchin' movies, goofin' off, 

and I'm completely harmless! ( Yeah, like Norman 

Bates in the last scene of Psycho!)

The sure fire way he mesmerizes gullible men to  

watch his videos is by using a gorgeous, sexy 

spokesmodel  by the name of Cleopatra Bionda 

(undoubtedly a Russian spy), who no red-blooded 

American male could ever resist...especially when 

she does those sexy little kissy things at me..uh...I 

mean...at the anonymous viewers!

Now, listen up! Here is the major reason not to get suckered into watching TheDaveman's videos!

They are so hysterically hilarious, you will fall into the abyss of laughter, and never be able to return to the place from whence you came!

The only reason I'm posting this next Davemania video is to give you a brief glimpse of the devilish crap you MUST avoid...at all costs!!

Remember now, no matter what primal desires you have to watch this, turn away in haste, my son...or daughter...or whatever floats your boat!

Ready to resist this? Otay, start RESISTING:

Are you coo-coo? I begged you not to watch this!

What makes it worse is that this is the one where the Daveman sings Wild Thing, and Cleopatra dances the hoochiecoo!

You're hooked, and you don't even realize it!

Ooooh, so your mind can't be manipulated so easily?

Okay, let's test that out. Ready?

Don't think pink!

Regretfully, I have to admit, I'm too far gone to ever rid myself of this soul crushing addiction, but maybe it's not too late for you!

How ya doin' with that "don't think pink" thing?

SIGH! 
Go on ahead and click the link!

https://www.youtube.com/user/ImTheDaveman?feature=watch