THOUGTFUL THURSDAY
17,045 pageviews! 17,045 pageviews!
17,045 pageviews! 17,045 pageviews!
17,045 pageviews! 17,045 pageviews!
17,045 pageviews! 17,045 pageviews!
17,045 pageviews! 17,045 pageviews!
17,045 pageviews! 17,045 pageviews!
17,045 pageviews! 17,045 pageviews!
I guess I should be happy, but I'm paranoid and suspicious!
I'm not angry, and I don't want to come across as being ungrateful...I'm just confused and perplexed.
Where are all of these views coming from?
99% of the time, the only person who comments on my blog is Cheryl (Yellow Rose) Merritt. (Who I really appreciate and care about...a lot!)
Check out her sweet blog by clicking link below:
http://mimcherylanne.blogspot.com/2013/08/my-friend-micheal-t-aka-gounderus-from.html?spref=fb
So where in the H-E-double hockey sticks did 17,000 page views come from?
Check out her sweet blog by clicking link below:
http://mimcherylanne.blogspot.com/2013/08/my-friend-micheal-t-aka-gounderus-from.html?spref=fb
So where in the H-E-double hockey sticks did 17,000 page views come from?
I am beginning to suspect that there is one individual who keeps clicking on my blog over and over again to make me feel better.
Seriously!
Out of 17,045 page views, I should have a lot more comments, or followers, or something!
I see other blogs that have hundreds of comments from dozens of different people, and I usually only have one comment from my best friend, Cheryl.
I don't even get any haters!
I believe there is a real conspiracy going on here, and I will not stop until I find out what person, or creature from a strange alternate universe is behind it!
17,045 pageviews have to equal at least a "good job," "your blog stinks," or "you're stark raving mad, Danny!"
Soooo, whoever it is that keeps clicking on my blog a hundred times a day, PLEASE STOP IT!
I know Cheryl is not the one doing this, because this started before I knew her, so who else could it be?
I know Cheryl is not the one doing this, because this started before I knew her, so who else could it be?
If you are from another dimension, and trying to communicate with me through pageviews, somehow...GIVE IT UP!
I would rather have one legitimate page view, than 17,000 phony pageviews!
Wait a second! What if it's just a glitch in the system?
Maybe my pageview thingy got cross wired with some popular person's page view thingy, and I'm getting his or hers view count!
Okay..let's get down to the nitty-gritty.
If you are reading this blog, PLEASE
make a comment in the comment box.
It's not hard. Other folks have done it.
Cheryl does it every day!
Just saying Hi would be great!
Furthermore, if you are the one that has clicked on my blog 17,000 times because you feel sorry for me...CUT IT OUT!!
If you are a highly intelligent creature from a far away galaxy 500, trying to get my attention...cool it! I'm not interested!
Finally, I would love to see a few hundred comments on this blog today,
or only one view, besides Cheryl Merritt, that would end this puzzling puzzlement.
Okay..let's get down to the nitty-gritty.
If you are reading this blog, PLEASE
make a comment in the comment box.
It's not hard. Other folks have done it.
Cheryl does it every day!
Just saying Hi would be great!
Furthermore, if you are the one that has clicked on my blog 17,000 times because you feel sorry for me...CUT IT OUT!!
If you are a highly intelligent creature from a far away galaxy 500, trying to get my attention...cool it! I'm not interested!
Finally, I would love to see a few hundred comments on this blog today,
or only one view, besides Cheryl Merritt, that would end this puzzling puzzlement.
Thanks, and God bless!
Hi!
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ReplyDeleteOh Danny thanks for the nice stuff you said about my blog.
ReplyDeleteI am really an alien from the planet Glirkazoid & I have been trying to get your attention to help save my friend on Wednesdays "OUT OF THIS WORLD blog thingy story time". We do not want the lil glirka to die! GOT IT! Huh? Huh? I have super powers & only beam down once a day to view your blog. SO THERE! I just don't have the tom to convince you that u are poopular. haha, uhmm popular. sorry bout that...... I can see many, many of them there humans really, really, viewing your bloggy. They just love ya & your blog. So when ya lay your head down tonight just know all them there folks are a REALLY, REALLY ah readin your blooooooog. :) hehe , best friend
HA HA HA HA HA! This is your BEST comment yet, Yellow Rose! I love it! I don't deserve you!
DeleteThank you, BEST FRIEND EVER!
I think you had it right the first tom, when you said poopular! LOL!
Just tell me, what were you doing with Tom, hmmm?
If ya sign into Google u can comment pretty easy. You only need to sign in once & write the word in the box so they know your not a machine or spam. Spam???? oh my...... Good luck all of you. Hope there are 100 comments or more on tomorrows blog. Happy day, night or evening or whatever tom it is. :) Once u sign in then the blog will recognize you from now on.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Cheryl! My sister is gonna set up a Google account and try it!
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