GREG BATTON BIRTHDAY BOY

WMBD, man of glee,

Always been right good to me,

Voice as smooth as velvet mist,

Batton's on my top 10 list!

Greg don't need no stinking script,

He's extemporaneous...shoots from the hip,

With his sidekick...Dirty Dan,

He sends my mind to la la land!

With wacky, silly, goofy shows,

That's why his audience grows and grows,

His heart is big, my yes it is,

Gave me my first break in showbiz!

So on this birthday, I wish you well,

Mornings without you would be pure hell,

So have a happy birthday, Greg,

Give thanks you're not as old as "Peg!"

Happy Birthday ya big lug!