Madness Music Monday

Both my Mom and Dad would go around singing silly songs.

I hope Moms and Dads still do that.

Since it's Madness Music Monday, I'm sharing a short video I made, featuring some of the silly songs my Dad used to sing...frequently! Ha Ha Ha!

I sincerely hope that fun songs like this don't get lost in this cyberdelic, busy worm we live in!

A HAPPY SUNDAY MORNING SONG

♪♪ Just a happy Sunday morning song, ♫

I don't know how it goes,

'Cause I just started writing it,

Right now NOBODY knows. ♫

♫ I have to write it swiftly,

Soon I'm off to church,

So I'll be as quick as I can be,

No one will I besmirch.♪♪

 ♫Won't talk about Obama,
Or his crappy health care scam,
Or how my buddies were rejected,
When they returned from Vietnam. ♪♫

♪ Oh, it's such a lovely, pleasant day,
I won't tell you it's a shame,
We forget our missing children,
To find a missing plane. ♪♪

♫The weather will be perfect,
Maybe 65 degrees,
So I'll not attempt to bore you,
'Bout Benghazi if you please. ♪♫

♪ I think I have to stop a sec,
And take Benji for a walk,
Have a scrumptuous, happy day,
It was so nice to talk! ♫♪

BURMA SHAVE

Teen spends $25,000 after accidently

 (website misspelling, not mine)

 getting $31,000 put into account

Okay, I know teenagers don't always think things out...however...

Posted on: 10:24 am, March 28, 2014, by Web Staff

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HULL, Ga. — A Georgia teenager got a nice surprise in his bank account earlier this month — to the tune of $31,000. The teen then started wildly spending the money, but after discovering the mistake, the bank wants its money back, the Athens Banner-Herald reported.

This is sooo cool, the teenager must have thought, the bank made a huge mistake and put $31,000 in my account, they will never know the difference, and even if they find out...hey...it's THEIR fault...besides...I'm a teen, so I can get away with ANYTHING!

No matter what teen-boy says, we all know that this was what he was REALLY thinking! (If this can be called thinking!)

The error happened March 7 when a man went to make a $31,000 deposit at First Citizens Bank in Hull. But with several people by the same name with accounts at the bank, the teller put the money into the wrong account.

Bank Teller - (singing to self) ♪♪ Oh, doofy, doofy, doofy, doofy doooo!♫
"Hello, pardner! Want to deposit some greenbacks?"

Mr. Smith - "Yes. I want this $31,000 deposited in my account."

Bank Teller - "Righteeooo, Mr. Smith!"

Mr. Smith - "My bank account number is 21..."

Bank Teller - "Oh, no need for that, buddy-ole-pal (pinches Mr. Smith's nose) we knows ya!"

Mr. Smith walks away a little confused, and the bank teller begins to deposit the 31 K.

Bank Teller - ♫ Oh, doopy, doopy, doopy, dippy, doopy doooo!♪♪
"Now, let's see...Smith..Smith..Smith...gee willikers...there's a ship load of Smiths listed here, but I know it was one of these Bob Smith dudes!"

" I needs to do this science-intiffically...okay...eeny meeny miney moe...which Bob Smith will get the dough?"

So our beloved teen-boy won the unpredictable, illogical, lottery of life, and had the 31 "large" dumped into his account, that probably amounted to about 19 dollars.

Ten days later, the man who made the deposit inquired about the missing money from his account, and that’s when the error was discovered, sheriff’s deputies said.

But not before the 18-year-old man who was the beneficiary of the money had taken out $20,000 in cash and spent another $5,000 on an ATM card.

Teen-boy - "I know I need to spend this super fast, because if I DO get caught, I can tell them, sorry...I can't give it back...I already spent it!"
( What a bright boy, hmmmm?)

The teen tried to get more money on March 18 but was told of the mistake and to return the money, but he claimed the money came from an inheritance.

Teen-boy - " I inherited the money!"

The bank - "Who died?"

Teen-boy - "Well, no one I can think of, off hand...but I appreciate your concern!"

After being confronted by a sheriff’s deputy and told to return the money, the man said he would go to the bank and settle matters, but he has yet to do so. Bank officials say they will prosecute if the man does not return the money.

Let me make a prediction...PLEASE!

Teen-boy will NEVER repay the money, maybe a compassionate (dumb) group will start a fundraiser for this victimized teenager, he will do video that goes viral (if that has not already happened), or his parents will suffer all the nasty consequences this brat deserves!

What do you think, gang?

Gwyneth Paltrow - Chris Martin

Conscious Uncoupling Is NOT A 

SURPRISE!!

Imagine you're beautiful, sexy, adored, talented, admired, and EVERYONE wanted you...all the time...every day...24/7!! (I don't have to imagine it, but you do.)

That is exactly the way it is for super stars like Gwyneth and Chris.

How long could you resist, if gorgeous, beauteous people were incessantly bugging you for a kiss...or whatever?

Now I'm not accusing both of them of infidelity, like the rumor mills are grinding out incessantly...oh, wait...I already used the word incessantly...how's about, without ceasing! But you and I both know that the star studded crowd of Hollywood/Rock Star types think extra-terrestrial affairs are as common as toenail fungus! ( Just ask E.T.)

The conscious uncoupling of Paltrow and Martin may be compared to the conscious uncoupling of Martin and Lewis so many years ago.

Dean Martin was a sexy, handsome crooner (not unlike Chris Martin), and Jerry Lewis was an actor, comedian, who was not too sexy, but...um...well, maybe there's no real comparison, but I gave it a go, as they say in the United Kingdom...sometimes.

Anyway, who knows what might happen in the future? 

Maybe they'll get back together like a lot of celebs have done! Or maybe they will start "riding the rails," like the "hobos" of a long past generation did, to abandon the "high society" lifestyle. 

Or maybe just Chris will "ride the rails" while Gweneth spends the rest of her life eating "spudnut" donuts and getting enormously fat, but not really caring because she has joined a religion that believes an alien race, from outer space (hey, I'm rhyming again, like Rhymesauce) will come to earth and turn us in to fast food!

Oh, I don't know. There are billions of scenarios to contemplate, but my point was...uh...I mean...I can't remember the point, but let's not be so hard on the wealthy, stunningly beautiful celebrities that uncouple consciously, or UNconsciously, they are exactly like we are...NOT!!

Conscious coupling

THOUGHTFUL THURSDAY

The Secret Service busted again,

I guess it's hard to NEVER sin,

Amsterdam was too much fun,
To just stay in and clean a gun.

Though sworn to guard the President,
They expected not a bad event,
"He'll be okay out there alone,
the people here are always stoned!"

"Let's get some booze, they said at once,
We haven't partied down for months,"
"It's not like we are shirking duty,
Like in Columbia with all that bootie!"

"A drinking game for the S.S. three,
while we watch the leaders on T.V.,
"We'll take a drink, at least we'll try,
each time we hear somebody lie."

They got so drunk they fell asleep,
and the hotel staff, they had to sneak, 
around their sleeping bodies prone,
then they called Obama on the phone.

When our Com and Chief heard the sad news,
He sent his staff to find booze clues,
And sent them home to sleep it off,
While he enjoyed a game of golf.

BURMA SHAVE

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

As you may vaguely remember, Gary and Yellow Rose have traveled on the Silver Sausage ( Gary's spaceship) to free the Miserablites from enslavement to the Tubefacegooglebook Monster!

The whole cockadoodie civilization is about to go bye bye, because they are so obsessed with messaging, texting, Fazebooking, Googling, Ewetubing, and the like, that no one is talking, working, having children, eating regular, or nuttin'...honey!

The Tubefacegooglebook Monster is the evil villain behind the chaotic mess, and needs to be destroyed!

Yellow Rose comes up with a brilliant idea! She will purchase one of those hand held devices, say nasty things about the TFGB Monster, and draw him out in the open where he can be disgronificated to pieces!

One week later...

Gary - Yellow Rose! Did you get a response from the TFGB Monster yet?

(Yellow Rose has her head down looking at her little device and not paying attention.)

Gary - Yellow Rose!! Can you hear me? 

(No response from Y.R.)

Gary - Oh, no! Yellow Rose! You're mind has been taken over by the Tubefacegooglebook Monster!!!
I'm too late!!!

Yellow Rose - Oh, chill out, Gary, I'm just playing Kandy Krunch! To answer your question, yes, the TFGB Monster was REALLY ticked off when I called him a recycled electronic porta-potty...he's coming to obliterate us any second now!

At this, they hear the most horrible, super-loud sound of creaking, lightening and thunder noises, the pounding of gigantic metal feet, and a bad recording of Miley Cyrus, coming from the totally fear inducing, enormous metallic form of the TUBEFACEGOOGLEBOOK MONSTER!!!

Tubefacegooglebook Monster - Fee fi fo foid...I smell the blood of a Glirkazoid,

In fact, with my electric nose,

I smell the perfume of Yellow Rose!

Gary - If you want Yellow Rose, you're gonna have to go through me, Battery Breath! 

TFGB Monster - As you wish! 

The TFGB Monster envelops Gary in his electronical force, lifts him up, and throws him down the street, about 100 feet! (Hey...I rhymed...like Rhymesauce!)

He then tries to grab Yellow Rose in his filthy, amp-filled clutches, but she easily maneuvers out of the way! He makes another feeble attempt, but Yellow Rose is way too fast for the clumsy monster!

As he is giving his complete, total attention to Yellow Rose, Gary sneaks up behind him and removes his battery. Instantly, he (or is that IT) crashes to the ground, and the whole population of the planet drop their hand held devices and start talking to each other again, and the world returns to a loving, friendly, fun place again!

Gary - Well, our plan worked, Yellow Rose!

Yellow Rose - It sure did, my friend!

Gary - Ready to go home?

Yellow Rose - Yeah...as soon as I finish my Kandy Krunch game.

Gary - Whatever.

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MISSING PLANE

The news is totally obsessed,

In fact, they're quite insane,

Because of the cool mystery,

Of the Malaysian missing plane!

Forget about Benghazi,
The economy down the drain,
Focus your attention,
On the mysterious missing plane!

Dead soldiers in Afghanistan,
Each brave one had a name,
The "talking heads" don't even care,
It's ALL about the plane.

Child abuse is on the rise,
And school shootings are a shame,
However, how could they compare,
To the Malaysian missing plane!

I don't want to sound hard hearted,
But it messes with my brain,
When we pay such rapt attention,
To a distant missing plane.

When our neighbor suffers cancer,
On our street there's drugs and pain,
We are giving our attention,
To a foreign missing plane.

But it's not a plane we care about,
It's the innocents aboard,
And loved ones praying desperately,
Please save these ones adored.

It's true we have big problems,
But it fills my heart with cheer,
When our love extends to others,
Even though they're not from here.

http://www.oneload.com Viewership by Site | Total Views: 63,017,102

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What a surprise to find out I had over 63 million views on my Oneload site yesterday!

At first I thought, "this has to be a major glitch in the system!"  

Then I kept thinkin' about it, and said to myself, "self... maybe...FINALLY...all of a sudden...at the same exact time...millions of people have discovered my incredible songs!"

"Just like what happened with Justin Beaver!"

"Boy Howdy! How long I have waited for this glorious day, when folks would have the "grand epiphany"

 that I am a musical genius, not unlike Beethoven!' (No, not the St. Bernard!)

"I want to thank my Mom and Dad, my psychiatrist, my dog, Benji, my grade school music teacher, Miss Van Luen, Jethro Tull, and..."

"Alas...I did some checking, and found out IT WAS A MAJOR  GLITCH, GALDURN IT!"

Metacafe had given me about 62 million plus extra views, BY MISTAKE!

Shoot fire! 

Oh, well, it's all good. If I REALLY had 63 million views, I would probably think I was too good to write this blob for you commoners! 

Anyway, it was nice to believe I was famous for about 30 seconds...

...UNLIKE THESE DUDES!

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

Join us next week for our exciting, scary, death defying trip to Miserables XXX to confront the terrifying Tubefacegooglebook Monster!

Guess what? It's next week already!

The bluish grey, highly charged atmosphere of Miserables XXX made it hard enough to land on the rugged, black surface of this nasty, stinking planet, but when you figure in the giant pterodactyls that continually try to eat any spaceships that enter the atmosphere, makes it all the more difficult!

For Gary and Yellow Rose, this was a piece-a-cake! They could do this complicated, dangerous landing, standing on their heads! (Which was the position Gary usually landed anyway!

Against the dark, ebony-like landscape, the black ominous sky met the horizon like a funeral curtain, on a horse drawn hearse, from an old Dracula movie. 

Gary and Yellow Rose barely survived a very bumpy, upside down landing, but immediately, yet cautiously, disembarked from the Silver Sausage (the name of Gary's spaceship), to transmigrate themselves hither and yon to find the deadly, feared, Tubefacegooglebook Monster.

Millions...maybe billions of Miserablites were being brainwashed, and enslaved by the cruel Tubefacegooglebook Monster, and didn't even know it! 

Yellow Rose and Gary saw how all the inhabitants were slumped over, because they never looked up from their devices that had pretty pictures, songs, nice messages, videos, advice, and whatever it was that pleased them. As a result, they didn't notice that their whole civilation was crumbling around them, people were starving, families were falling apart, no one worked, and people were so mesmerized by their little "all powerful" devices that they had forgotten how to procreate for the survival of their species!

All of this pitiful, self destructive behavior was designed and orchestrated, by the evil Tubefacegooglebook Monster! But, why? Why would he want to cause a whole race of creatures to destroy themselves, their planet, their future?! 

For fun! He got his kicks from the mass destruction of creatures, planets, baby animals, flowers, trees, and everything good and beautiful.

Our two heroes were determined to find this vicious, mean, ugly monster, and disgronificate him, before he totally erased this civilazation from the universe!

Gary and Yellow Rose knew that no one in all of the multiple, co-existing universes, and dimensions, had never been able to defeat this awesome, horrible behemoth, and they knew they only had a million in one chance to conquer this mechanical, cyborgic monster!

Gary - How are we gonna find this cockadoodie, Tubefacegooglebook Monster, Yellow rose?

Yellow Rose - We don't need to find him, Gary...we'll let him find us.

Sadly, we must bid farewell to our "dramatic duo" until next week!

Bye bye, all of you Glirkazoid groupies!!!