OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY
The misty green world of the Gluptillians was not a place for the faint of heart. The volcanic activity caused an incessant rumbling and shaking that would unnerve even the bravest of the brave.
It was increasingly becoming a serious threat to the Conglomeration of Real Awesome Planets (C.R.A.P.) who were responsible for keeping the peace throughout the entire universe.
"If the disgusting inhabitants of the planet Glupterous continue on this self destructive path, they will destroy themselves, and maybe cause a chain reaction of destruction throughout the galaxy," said the Vice General of C.R.A.P.
"I agree, Vice General, but who can we send to fix this impossible problem," stated the Grand C.R.A.P. Leader.
Then, as if a light turned on in their brains, they both shouted, "Yellow Rose!"
For centuries, Yellow Rose had made a legendary name for herself by settling inter-galactic disputes,
bringing peace to warring planets, and even calming down the angry, grumpy Dwarfonians that are very tiny, but have nasty tempers!
The scene changes to the poop deck of the Silver Sausage spaceship, where Yellow Rose is casually filing her nails. Now the voice of the Grand C.R.A.P. Leader booms out over the communicator thingy.
"Yellow Rose! Yellow Rose! We need you to travel to Glupterous to save the Gluptillians from sure destruction! This mission...if you decide to accept it, will be disavowed by all the officers of C.R.A.P. This message will self destruct in 10 seconds"...10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...fizzle, fizzle, fizzle.....silence.
Needless to say, Yellow Rose was up for the challenge, and began getting the ship ready for the dangerous, yet exciting, mission.
Gary - "Hey, Y.R.! Do you know why I came up to the poop deck?"
Yellow Rose rolls her eyes and says (sarcastically), No...why did you come up to the poop deck?
Gary starts to snicker and declares, "I had to POOP!"
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Yellow Rose - Gary! You've told that excuse for a joke a thousand toms, and it's STILL not funny!
Gary keeps laughing..."Oh, man...that cracks me up every time! Cracks...me up! Get it, Y.R.? Poops...cracks? I'm on a Roll now! Toilet paper roll!!
He He He He, Haw! I guess this bit is goin' to pot, huh?! Blaa, ha, ha, ha, ha!!"
Yellow Rose - " Gary! If you'd just stop flapping your gums for a second, I'll tell you about the new mission."
Gary - "New mission? I didn't know about any new mission." How do you know about a new mission and I don't?!"
Yellow Rose - The Grand C.R.A.P. Leader just messaged me on the communicator thingy, and told me about it.
Gary - But...but...I'm the one they always tell about the missions...I...uh...don't...underst...
Yellow Rose - "It's okay, big guy! I just happened to be working here on the poop deck when the message came in...no worries, buddy!"
Gary - "Well, um, yeah, I guess you're right, Y.R., but next tom forward the secret message to ME , so I can be the one that tells YOU the message...okay?
Yellow Rose - " That's fine, Gary! I wasn't trying to take over your command or anything, I just...
Gary - "Alrighty now...Tell me about the mission so I can tell it back to you in my commander's voice!"
Yellow Rose - "Oh, good grief!"
The scene changes to the poop deck of the Silver Sausage spaceship, where Yellow Rose is casually filing her nails. Now the voice of the Grand C.R.A.P. Leader booms out over the communicator thingy.
"Yellow Rose! Yellow Rose! We need you to travel to Glupterous to save the Gluptillians from sure destruction! This mission...if you decide to accept it, will be disavowed by all the officers of C.R.A.P. This message will self destruct in 10 seconds"...10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...fizzle, fizzle, fizzle.....silence.
Needless to say, Yellow Rose was up for the challenge, and began getting the ship ready for the dangerous, yet exciting, mission.
Gary walks on to the poop deck.
Gary - "Hey, Y.R.! Do you know why I came up to the poop deck?"
Yellow Rose rolls her eyes and says (sarcastically), No...why did you come up to the poop deck?
Gary starts to snicker and declares, "I had to POOP!"
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Yellow Rose - Gary! You've told that excuse for a joke a thousand toms, and it's STILL not funny!
Gary keeps laughing..."Oh, man...that cracks me up every time! Cracks...me up! Get it, Y.R.? Poops...cracks? I'm on a Roll now! Toilet paper roll!!
He He He He, Haw! I guess this bit is goin' to pot, huh?! Blaa, ha, ha, ha, ha!!"
Yellow Rose - " Gary! If you'd just stop flapping your gums for a second, I'll tell you about the new mission."
Gary - "New mission? I didn't know about any new mission." How do you know about a new mission and I don't?!"
Yellow Rose - The Grand C.R.A.P. Leader just messaged me on the communicator thingy, and told me about it.
Gary - But...but...I'm the one they always tell about the missions...I...uh...don't...underst...
Yellow Rose - "It's okay, big guy! I just happened to be working here on the poop deck when the message came in...no worries, buddy!"
Gary - "Well, um, yeah, I guess you're right, Y.R., but next tom forward the secret message to ME , so I can be the one that tells YOU the message...okay?
Yellow Rose - " That's fine, Gary! I wasn't trying to take over your command or anything, I just...
Gary - "Alrighty now...Tell me about the mission so I can tell it back to you in my commander's voice!"
Yellow Rose - "Oh, good grief!"
(LATER ON)
Yellow Rose and Gary are going through the check list before they take off for Glupterous.
Yellow Rose - Emusificator weapons.
Gary - Check!
Yellow Rose - Coffee.
Gary -Double check!
Yellow Rose - U-kont Seamy invisibility device.
Gary - Check!
Yellow Rose - "One movie...Conagher."
Gary - Conagher? Y.R., you've seen that movie a billion times! Why do you want to bring it along?
Yellow Rose - It inspires me, okay?!
Gary - (chuckling) "As you wish."
The scene changes once again to the Silver Sausage making it's way to the violent, war torn planet of Glupterous, through meteor showers, around asteroids, having occasional "dog fights" with belligerent, hostile enemy spacecraft, and then we get a glimpse of Yellow Rose AND Gary, watching Conagher together.
Yellow Rose - "This is so romantic! I love the part when Evie ties notes on the tumbleweeds and Conn finds them! So sweet!"
Gary - "Romantic?! Are you kidding?! This movie has Indian attacks, gun fights with rustlers, and one of the greatest fight scenes of all time, between Conn and Mahler!!"
Yellow Rose - "Funny, I thought I saw you crying the last time we watched this, when Evie told Conn it's time to come home."
Gary - "I told you it was just space dust in my eyes, Evie!"
Yellow Rose - "EVIE? Ha Ha Ha! You just called me Evie!! He He He! I think you're in to this movie as much as me!"
Gary - "Nevermind."
RETURN NEXT WEDNESDAY TO SEE IF GARY AND YELLOW ROSE MAKE IT TO GLUPTEROUS IN ONE PIECE!!
COME BACK TO WITNESS THE WAY OUR HEROES FIGHT THE DIRTY, MEAN ATTITUDES OF THE GLUPTILLIANS LIKE CONN DEFEATED THE RUSTLERS AND INDIANS...OR NOT!
Yellow Rose - "One movie...Conagher."
Gary - Conagher? Y.R., you've seen that movie a billion times! Why do you want to bring it along?
Yellow Rose - It inspires me, okay?!
Gary - (chuckling) "As you wish."
The scene changes once again to the Silver Sausage making it's way to the violent, war torn planet of Glupterous, through meteor showers, around asteroids, having occasional "dog fights" with belligerent, hostile enemy spacecraft, and then we get a glimpse of Yellow Rose AND Gary, watching Conagher together.
Yellow Rose - "This is so romantic! I love the part when Evie ties notes on the tumbleweeds and Conn finds them! So sweet!"
Gary - "Romantic?! Are you kidding?! This movie has Indian attacks, gun fights with rustlers, and one of the greatest fight scenes of all time, between Conn and Mahler!!"
Yellow Rose - "Funny, I thought I saw you crying the last time we watched this, when Evie told Conn it's time to come home."
Gary - "I told you it was just space dust in my eyes, Evie!"
Yellow Rose - "EVIE? Ha Ha Ha! You just called me Evie!! He He He! I think you're in to this movie as much as me!"
Gary - "Nevermind."
RETURN NEXT WEDNESDAY TO SEE IF GARY AND YELLOW ROSE MAKE IT TO GLUPTEROUS IN ONE PIECE!!
COME BACK TO WITNESS THE WAY OUR HEROES FIGHT THE DIRTY, MEAN ATTITUDES OF THE GLUPTILLIANS LIKE CONN DEFEATED THE RUSTLERS AND INDIANS...OR NOT!
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