OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY
Traveling at 7 times the speed of light, Gary was speeding in the direction of Lipitor 3, to save his faithful partner, Yellow Rose, who was soon to be emulsificated by the cruel, ugly, disgusting Zocar Beast! (Don't even ask what being emulsificated means...it's really yucky!!)
Unfortunately, our hero was being chased by the ruthless, vicious Garganorillians that have a deep seeded love/hate relationship with Glirkazoids! They hate their happy personalities, and love the taste of them! Especially deep fried! (But what ain't good deep fried, huh?)
Another minor distraction was trying to circumvent asteroids in the Billuvian Asteroid Belt during a major meteor shower!
Gary was running out of fuel, his disgronificator was on the blink. and he had BAD tummy cramps that...
Hi, gang! You're probably wondering how I jumped from Gary and Y.R. needing a part tom job, last episode, to all this exciting...um...excitement, right?
You're not? Well, then, go back and read the last episode, and you'll see the big discrepancy that needs to be cleared up. (Wow! I don't think I've EVER used the word discrepancy before!)
Okay, now we are gonna go back in tom to see how Gary and Yellow Rose got into this situation, like they do in the movies.
You see, it's just a ploy to suck you in. Put a lot of action and exciting stuff at the beginning to get your attention, and then go back in time to the real, boring story.
Gary closes his eyes, and thinks back...baaack...baaaaaack...and then we see clouds, hazy mist, hear tinkling wind chimes...and SUDDENLY we are transported back to where Yellow Rose and Gary are checking the enter-web for part tom jobs.
They are situated in Gary's situation room on his gleaming spaceship...the Silver Sausage.
Gary and Yellow Rose are both slumped over their computerators, looking for gainful employment...when Gary cries out, "eureka Y.R.!"
Yellow Rose - "Did you find a job, Gary?!"
Gary - "No, but I found Eureka, Illinois on this map! Did you know that's where Ronald Reagan went to college?!"
Yellow Rose - "GARY! Stop fooling around and keep looking for a job! We are almost out of pazoozas, and YOU won't be able to make the payment on this pile of junk!"
Gary - "Ssshish, Y.R.! You know the Silver Sausage has feelings."
Yellow Rose - "It's just a machine, my poor, pathetic friend. Only an old bucket of bolts with an outdated computerator."
Gary - "Nooo! Don't say that Y.R.!"
Instantly, the Silver Sausage lifts off it's docking platform and zoom-zooms into space at 100 times warp speed...spinning...doing loop ta loops...and generally making them sick until after about 30 parsecs of time it stops and dumps them out on the ground!
Gary - "I tried to tell you. girl!"
Yellow Rose - "I never knew the Silver Sausage was so sensitive."
Gary - "You need to apologize to her."
Y.R. - "But...I never apologized to a spaceship before...how do I do it?"
Gary - "See that air vent on the floor? You need to get down on your hands and knees and talk into it."
Yellow Rose - "You're kidding, right?"
Gary -"Absolutely not...and you need to say these exact words if you don't wanna be zoomed out into deep space again. Say, Oh, mighty and glorious Silver Sausage...I am sooo sorry for verbally abusing you in such a shameful and insensitive way! Will you forgive me, Oh, beautiful ship!"
"Then wait for her to answer."
Yellow Rose got down on her hands and knees, repeated Gary's exact words into the air vent...and there was no answer. She said the words again...still no answer...
That's when Gary started laughing hysterically! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ! Yellow Rose...the Silver Sausage can't talk, like the ship on Star Trek! I was the one that made the ship take off and do all the aerobatics with my little remote control thingy here! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! I wish you could have seen yourself talking into the air vent on your hands and knees!!! Priceless...absolutely PRICELESS!!!
Okay, now we are gonna go back in tom to see how Gary and Yellow Rose got into this situation, like they do in the movies.
You see, it's just a ploy to suck you in. Put a lot of action and exciting stuff at the beginning to get your attention, and then go back in time to the real, boring story.
Gary closes his eyes, and thinks back...baaack...baaaaaack...and then we see clouds, hazy mist, hear tinkling wind chimes...and SUDDENLY we are transported back to where Yellow Rose and Gary are checking the enter-web for part tom jobs.
They are situated in Gary's situation room on his gleaming spaceship...the Silver Sausage.
Gary and Yellow Rose are both slumped over their computerators, looking for gainful employment...when Gary cries out, "eureka Y.R.!"
Yellow Rose - "Did you find a job, Gary?!"
Gary - "No, but I found Eureka, Illinois on this map! Did you know that's where Ronald Reagan went to college?!"
Yellow Rose - "GARY! Stop fooling around and keep looking for a job! We are almost out of pazoozas, and YOU won't be able to make the payment on this pile of junk!"
Gary - "Ssshish, Y.R.! You know the Silver Sausage has feelings."
Yellow Rose - "It's just a machine, my poor, pathetic friend. Only an old bucket of bolts with an outdated computerator."
Gary - "Nooo! Don't say that Y.R.!"
Instantly, the Silver Sausage lifts off it's docking platform and zoom-zooms into space at 100 times warp speed...spinning...doing loop ta loops...and generally making them sick until after about 30 parsecs of time it stops and dumps them out on the ground!
Gary - "I tried to tell you. girl!"
Yellow Rose - "I never knew the Silver Sausage was so sensitive."
Gary - "You need to apologize to her."
Y.R. - "But...I never apologized to a spaceship before...how do I do it?"
Gary - "See that air vent on the floor? You need to get down on your hands and knees and talk into it."
Yellow Rose - "You're kidding, right?"
Gary -"Absolutely not...and you need to say these exact words if you don't wanna be zoomed out into deep space again. Say, Oh, mighty and glorious Silver Sausage...I am sooo sorry for verbally abusing you in such a shameful and insensitive way! Will you forgive me, Oh, beautiful ship!"
"Then wait for her to answer."
Yellow Rose got down on her hands and knees, repeated Gary's exact words into the air vent...and there was no answer. She said the words again...still no answer...
That's when Gary started laughing hysterically! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ! Yellow Rose...the Silver Sausage can't talk, like the ship on Star Trek! I was the one that made the ship take off and do all the aerobatics with my little remote control thingy here! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! I wish you could have seen yourself talking into the air vent on your hands and knees!!! Priceless...absolutely PRICELESS!!!
Yellow Rose was NOT laughing.
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