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True Heroes Of The Universe

True heroes of the universe,

Like Yellow Rose and Gary,

Conquer monsters big and mean,

Ugly, bad and hairy.

True heroes of the universe,

Have love for every creature,

Regardless of their color,

Or strange exotic features.

They put the problems of others,

Ahead of even their own,

When going on a mission,

They never cry and moan.

They love all little babies,

No matter what their species,

They will even change their diapers,

Filled with stinky feces. 

Yellow Rose is gentle,
And kind to alien races,
But they better not hurt others,
Or she'll emulsificate their faces!

Our heroes are a legend,
To all the Glirkazoids,
They both have been drug tested,
And they're not taking "roids."

Their strength comes  from above,
An Angel who's called Nonna,
Who guides them every day,
And looks like my wife Donna! 

Love makes them a mighty team,
And gives them awesome power,
The Earth needs them so badly,
Like a garden needs a flower.

True heroes of the universe,
Are not that hard too see,
Just look at folks around you,
They're a lot like you and me!