OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

For 64 miserable years the inhabitants of the planet of Zooba had suffered under the tyrannical leadership of Grushane Bohama!

All of their, joy, privacy, riches, fun, fast food places, (including 50 ounce soft drinks), cute pets, firearms, Christmas Festivities, and "hoochie coochie" was forbidden under this cruel dictator! 

The Zoobanites were fed up...especially about the no "hoochie coochie" thing! 

We now look in on a Zoobanite secret meeting to find out what they intend to do about this debilitating, devastating dituation...I mean, situation. (I got wrapped up in alliteration for a second)

Chairman Zooba Dooba - "Who has any ideas on how to rid our planet of this wicked taskmaster, Bohama, and his oppressive government that will not even let us do the "hoochie coochie!"

Zoozoo Pitts - "Off with his head!"

Chairman Zooba Dooba - "We know how you feel Zoozoo, but let's not lower ourselves to Bohama's standards, and to be perfectly honest, we don't have any warriors mighty enough to defeat Bohama and his butt ugly Martian guards!" (They were very, very ugly!)

Zaany Zooba - "Let's contact Force Five Of Faulderous (here I go with alliteration again), they defeated the Giant Shrimp (an oxymoron) of Oceanopus!"

Chairman Zooba Dooba - "I hate to tell you this, but all 5 0f them were eaten by the miniature T. Rex (yet another oxymoron, sort of) of Russuvian! 

Zooby Doobie - "Are the Gentle Giants Of Gath still fighting for truth, justice, and the Gathian Way? We could ask them to help us destroy Bohama and his butt ugly forces!"

Chairman Zooba Dooba - "I'm sure they would be willing to help us, but they are doing their good works in an alternate universe at this tom, and we have no way of contacting them."

Zoobie Doobie - "Okay, I understand, but who's Tom?"

Chairman Zooba Dooba - "Nevermind that, now who has another suggestion on heroes we can summon to give us relief from this maniacal bully, Bohama!"

Zitz Zoober - "How about Yellow Rose and Gary!"

A hush comes over the members of the secret committee, and then..and then...they ALL bust out LAUGHING!!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha, Hee hee hee hee, Hoo hoo hoo...

What? Why are they laughing at our beloved heroes?

This makes no sense! 

We can find our answer in next weeks OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY!!

Be there or be....oval! You thought I was gonna say square, didn't ya?!

Love ya for reading this dysfunctional ditsy drama! 

(Yes, I'm really into alliteration today! Ha!)