OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY
Our Glirkazoid friend, Gary, is beginning to awaken from his little "nap," caused by the exploding coffee maker!
This particular blog post is for Cheryl (Rosie), and Gary Merritt!
Gary - "Rosie! Rosie! I've got to find Rosie! I'll set the Silver Sausage spazeship on auto pilot, and take the shuttle craft to find my fine friend!
In the meantime, Rosie has escaped from the evil Killbilleruns, commandeered their shuttle craft, and is only 2 parsectians away from the Silver Sausage!
As soon as Gary takes off from the Silver Sausage, on one side of the spazeship, Rosie is docking on the other side of the ship, and they don't see each other!
Rosie enters the break room and finds all of the debris from the coffee maker explosion, but no Gary!
Then she notices that the shuttle craft is gone, and realizes Gary has gone out to look for her!
We are now back to Gary in his little shuttle craft...
Gary - (Breaks out in song...sung to the tune of Camp Town Ladies)
♪♪Zooming out to find Ro-sie...doo daa, doo daa,
Gonna set my buddy free...Oh, daa doo, daa day!♪♪
♪We've been through so much together...doo daa, doo daa,
Destroyed mean beasts in nasty weather...Oh, daa doo, daa day!♪♪
♪Gwine fly all night, gwine fly all day,
Bet my money on my Rosie girl,
♪♪Somebody bet on my bae!♪♪
Gary suddenly remembers that he forgot his trusty emulsificator weapon, and turns the ship around to grab it off the Silver Sausage.
We now focus our attention on Rosie, standing amid wet coffee grounds, coffee maker parts, chicken feathers?
Rosie - (Breaks out in song...sung to the tune of "I Love Her," by the Beatles)
♪My Gary is a flub, he's such a goofball,
Some say that he's a dud, and he is too small...but I love him!♪♪
♪Bright are the stars that shine,
Gary is dimmer, but he is truly mine,
♪My little glimmer...and I love him!♪♪
♪That Glirkazoid makes big mistakes,
But my heart aches when he's missing!♪
♪♪ I need to find my bae,
That's what I'll do now,
Although he's far away,♪
I'll reach him somehow...And I love him!♪♪
Gary - "Hi, Rosie!"
Rosie - "Gary! How long have you been back?"
Gary - "Just got here, Rosie. What were you singing?"
Rosie - "Oh...uh... just an...um... old Glirkazoidian folk song."
Gary - "Cool! Well, we're both tired, so we need to go to our bunks and get some rest."
Rosie - "Yeah...uh...right...okay...well, good night my friend!"
Gary - "Goodnight, buddy!" (Gary singing very softly as he walks to his quarters)
♪Bright are the stars that shine,
Gary is dimmer, but he is truly mine,
♪My little glimmer...
Rosie enters the break room and finds all of the debris from the coffee maker explosion, but no Gary!
Then she notices that the shuttle craft is gone, and realizes Gary has gone out to look for her!
We are now back to Gary in his little shuttle craft...
Gary - (Breaks out in song...sung to the tune of Camp Town Ladies)
♪♪Zooming out to find Ro-sie...doo daa, doo daa,
Gonna set my buddy free...Oh, daa doo, daa day!♪♪
♪We've been through so much together...doo daa, doo daa,
Destroyed mean beasts in nasty weather...Oh, daa doo, daa day!♪♪
♪Gwine fly all night, gwine fly all day,
Bet my money on my Rosie girl,
♪♪Somebody bet on my bae!♪♪
Gary suddenly remembers that he forgot his trusty emulsificator weapon, and turns the ship around to grab it off the Silver Sausage.
We now focus our attention on Rosie, standing amid wet coffee grounds, coffee maker parts, chicken feathers?
Rosie - (Breaks out in song...sung to the tune of "I Love Her," by the Beatles)
♪My Gary is a flub, he's such a goofball,
Some say that he's a dud, and he is too small...but I love him!♪♪
♪Bright are the stars that shine,
Gary is dimmer, but he is truly mine,
♪My little glimmer...and I love him!♪♪
♪That Glirkazoid makes big mistakes,
But my heart aches when he's missing!♪
♪♪ I need to find my bae,
That's what I'll do now,
Although he's far away,♪
I'll reach him somehow...And I love him!♪♪
Gary - "Hi, Rosie!"
Rosie - "Gary! How long have you been back?"
Gary - "Just got here, Rosie. What were you singing?"
Rosie - "Oh...uh... just an...um... old Glirkazoidian folk song."
Gary - "Cool! Well, we're both tired, so we need to go to our bunks and get some rest."
Rosie - "Yeah...uh...right...okay...well, good night my friend!"
Gary - "Goodnight, buddy!" (Gary singing very softly as he walks to his quarters)
♪Bright are the stars that shine,
Gary is dimmer, but he is truly mine,
♪My little glimmer...
Judge me by my size...do you?
Gary is a nob. Rosie wants him. Is he thick? ;)
ReplyDeleteHa Ha Ha! As a brick, mate!
DeleteOh my.....Mr. Coffee of my nightmares! What a story....and with each song being sung, I TOTALLY sung it in my head! Your melodies are SPOT ON! Another great one, Danny!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Michael! You are 2 cool!
DeleteThis was super special! Gary n Rosie have been through so much. I also sang along. Brilliant my dear friend. Your amazing. Gossssh I wuv this story!!!!!!!!!! Gary & Rosie just can't e separated. I think Rosie should make coffee from now on. It got a little scary there. Oh, I forgot this is a story..... Hehee
ReplyDeleteYour comments are so delightful, Rosie! I LOVE 'EM! Thanks a billion toms!!! Tom Cruise, Tom Terrific, Tom Smothers, Tom Jones, Tom Brady, Tom Hanks, Tom Selleck, Tom Bergeron, Tom Petty, Tom Wopat, Uncle Tom, Tom and Jerry, Tom Tom......
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