OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

Let's recap the last couple of exciting, yet frightening episodes of Out Of This World Wednesday...shall we?

Our legendary, cute Glirkazoid warriors (Gary and Rosie) were summoned to the great cavern of the Supreme Glirkheads, to allegedly, receive instructions about a secret mission that they, allegedly, were going to be sent on. 

After finding the hidden entrance to the cavern, and saying the secret passwords, R&G were treated to beautiful sights, sounds (like Coldplay music), and even White Castle hamburgers, that made them feel welcomed, safe and at home. 

However, when they began to approach the Supreme Glirkheads, the S.Gs extended their enormous teeth, and then began reading from an ancient scroll that said, in so many words, Gary and Rosie needed to be eaten, to appease the past Gods of the Glirkazoid race! (If I missed anything, let me know, okay?)

Let's look in on what's hapnin' now...

Supreme Glirkheads - (All speaking at once) "Guards! Come in and prepare our "guests" for the sacrificial feast!"

At that, one hundred guards storm in from all directions to subdue our beloved heroes, but in 5 seconds, Rosie and Gary have them all laid out and hog tied!! 

Supreme Glirkheads - "Come on guys! Co-operate with us, so we can eat you...it's ancient tradition!"

Rosie - "Screw you, Glirkheads! We may be loyal and brave, but we ain't stupid!"

Gary - "Eat THIS, suckers!"

Gary picks up their gigantic bench, and is just about ready to smash them with it, when the Supreme Glirkheads all begin to laugh and shout "Happy Halloween guys!"

Gary drops the bench in udder surprise!

Gary - "Wha-wha...WHAT? This is just a Halloween prank?!"

The Supreme Glirkheads all remove the fake fangs from their mouths.

Supreme Glirkheads - "Ha Ha Ha Ha, Hee Hee Hee, We really got you guys! Did you really believe those rumors about us having enormous fangs? Hardy, har har!! 

Rosie - "But, what about the ancient scroll?"

Supreme Glirkheads - "We had that printed up at Vista Print! Ha Ha Ho Ho!"

Gary - "So then, you're not gonna eat us?"

Supreme Glirkheads - "Heck no! You two are the most celebrated heroes in the whole history of our planet, Glirka! Why do you think we had your images carved in gold on our front door, goofball? We LOVE you guys, but we love to prank you even more!! Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!"

Gary - "I missed those images...I was concentrating on the White Castle hamburgers!"

Rosie - "They were right smack dab in the middle of the golden doors, dumbbell!"

Gary -  "Well, Miss Knowitall...if  you saw those golden images of us, why did you believe the Supreme Glirkheads would eat us...hmmm?"

Rosie - "I...uh...well...assumed..."

Gary - "That's right, Rosie! You soomed...you soomed too much...didn't ya?!"

Rosie - "Now think about this, Gary! Maybe the Supreme Glirkheads are STILL planning to eat us, and just PRETENDED it was a joke when they saw you were about to crush them with the bench!"

Gary - "That's right, Rosie! Let's emulsificate them, just in case your theory is correct!"

Supreme Glirkheads - (All talking at once) "No! It was a joke! We were only kidding! You wouldn't emulsificate your beloved Supreme Glirkheads, would ya?!!"

Rosie "Let's go on ahead and obliterate them, Gary! We can't take any chances! One...two...THREE!!!"

Gary and Rosie yell out...

"HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!"

Rosie and Gary begin to laugh hysterically!!

Rosie - "I'm so glad we brought those "bang guns" along!"

Gary - "Ha Ha Ha Ha! Did you see them scatter?"

Rosie - "I think they needed to change their pants, my friend! Hee hee hee hee!" 

Well, well, well...what an immature, childish ending to an exciting, suspenseful, almost terrifying Halloween episode!

Ya'll have a Happy Halloween and watch out for the Boo Monster...

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

What is going on? 

Is this some kind of weird nightmare?

Are our legendary super heroes gonna be supper for the Supreme Glirkheads?

That doesn't make sense! 

Rosie - "Oh, Supreme Glirkheads, we have noticed ya'll have your teeth extended. Is that just a sign of your vast wisdom?"

The Supreme Glirkheads all speak at the same time...

Supreme Glirkheads - "No! We will be eating you soon, as has been the custom of the Glirkazoid race for trillions of years!"

Gary - "What? I've NEVER heard of that custom!! Show us where it says THAT!!"

The S. G's begin to unroll an ancient parchment scroll and begin to read section c., subsection 114, at the bottom...

"Whereas, on day 222, of the bi-centennial, millennial, aggayear, when the wind bloweth from the noreast, and the Asian Carp jump in the light of a blue moon, two of the greatest of all tom super Glirkazoid legends (Rosie and Gary) will be consumed as a supper sacrifice, by the Supreme Glirkheads, to appease the ancient Glirkazoid Gods!"

Oh, my! This is TERRIBLE! 

Is there no hope for our lovable little friends? 

Now, I'm REALLY scared!!!

Return with us next week to see what happens...okay?

Will they be boiled, fried or frickaseed?

That is something we don't need...if we are fans of....

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

When we last saw Rosie and Gary, they were walking in the gorgeous, awe inspiring Corridor Of Honor, when now they see something that takes their little breaths away! 

The enormously gigantic golden doors of the Grand Chamber Of The Glirkheads, stand glistening in front of them! 

The doors have magnificent carvings of historical events from Glirka's past! 

Depictions of the battle of  Fartnik...the unsuccessful invasion by the Obamarillians...the discovery of  pruk (pruk is the plant based chemical that is added to the Glirkazoid's food and drink, to make them happy)...the One Hour War against the Wimpanites...and right on the glorious golden doors, are life sized representations of Gary and Rosie, in pure 124 carat gold!!! Actually, Gary's image is in the middle of one door, and Rosie's in the middle of the other door!!!












Gary - (With a tear in his eye) "Rosie, I am verklempt! I cannot believe the Supreme Glirkheads were thoughtful enough to have that on the doors!"

Rosie - I know, little buddy. Those carvings of us touch my heart."

Gary - "Carvings of us? What carvings of us? I'm talking about that stack of fresh White Castle hamburgers on that golden shelf, that just slid out of the golden doors! Yuuuummmmmy!"

Rosie - "Gary...you're so sentimental! Ha ha ha! Let's eat!!!"

I hope those "belly bombers" don't make our super heroes sick!

The Supreme Glirkheads are sure treating Rosie and Gary wonderfully! I wonder what kind of deadly mission they will give them?

I can't wait until next week, when R&G come face to face with the 5 Supreme Glirkheads! How about you?

Hey! Wait a sec.! I'm writing this, so why wait? Let's have them meet the Supreme Glirkheads right now! 

Gary - "These hamburgers are the BEST, Rosie! I like how the grease soaks right through the box, and how I can squeeze them in to a greasy little ball so I can pop them in my mouth!"

Rosie "I have to admit, they are really good, and...

All of a sudden, the enormous golden doors begin to slowly open, and the Supreme Glirkheads come in to view! Sitting behind a giant "bench," they all look very wise, kind of like Yoda, but with huge teeth! 

Gary - (Whispering to Rosie) "What a relief! They don't have their big teeth extended! That means they won't eat us!"

Rosie - (Whispering to Gary) "Knucklehead...the Supreme Glirkheads aren't cannibals, their big teeth are just a sign of great wisdom...I hope!!"

The Supreme Glirkheads all begin to speak in unison...

Glirkheads - "Come closer, valiant ones, we wish to see you clearly!"

When Rosie and Gary get very close , they notice the sharp, long teeth begin extending out of the mouths of the Supreme Glirkheads!!!!

What's goin' on?

Were the Supreme Glirkheads fattening them up with White Castle hamburgers, simply to devour them?

I'm scared!

Tune in next week to OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY, to find out if Gary and Rosie become brunch!

Bone apple teet!! 

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

We return to Rosie and Gary, marching down the road and singin' a song...

♪To the cross we go, to the cross,

We were lost, but now we're 

heading to the cross,♪

♪♪The old Fang Dang Monster is dead,

He is dead, dead, dead, 

shot in the head,

♪♪ We've crossed a desert,

And climbed two mountains high,

Often times we thought 

that we would die,

♪Like the Rolling Stones 

we never gather moss,

♪So to the cross we go

oh, to the cross!♪

Gary - "I see it, Rosie...I see it! The big cross that marks the spot of the Cave Of The Supreme Glirkheads!"

Rosie - "Don't get your antennas in a twist, Gary. That's just an ancient telephone pole."

  

Gary - "I was wondering why it had those wires hanging from it! Ha Ha! I guess I had MY "wires crossed," get it...WIRES...CROSS?!"

Rosie - "Shut up, spaze boy! Anywho, there is not a literal cross marking the spot, the cross is on the map, indicating where the Cave Of The Supremes is located. Look at the map again, knucklehead!"

Gary - "Then what is that big red cross painted on the ground at the bottom of this hill...hmmm?"

Rosie - "Wha..what?! That's the entrance to the Great Cavern Of The Supreme Glirkheads!! 

"They must have painted that cross  since we were here the last tom!!"

Gary - "When were we here last, Rosie?

Rosie - "It's only been 1 million karpecs." (Translation...10,000 earth years)

Gary - "I'm surprised they did it so fast! You know how that government work goes!"

Gary - "Otay, here we are at the entrance to the enormous Cavern Of The Supreme Glirkheads, so say the password, Rosie, and the gigantic, secret entrance will open up automatically."

Rosie - "Oh, drats...I forgot the password! I know it has something to do with ancient earth commercials!" 

Gary sings out to the sealed entrance...

Gary - ♪♪You deserve a break today, so get up and get away to McDonalds!♪

The door does not open.

Rosie - ♪Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!♪♪

The door don't open.

Gary - "It's finger lickin' good!"

No open of the door.

Rosie - ♪♪I'm a Pepper, you're a Pepper, he's a Pepper, she's a Pepper, wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too!♪

Door stays closed.

Gary - "Crest has been shown to be an effective decay preventive dentifrice, that can be of significant value, when used as directed, in a conscientiously applied program of oral hygiene and regular professional care!" 

All of a sudden, our heroes hear the mighty cogs turning, and the chains clanging, that begin to pull up the colossal door that guards the Great Cavern Of The Supreme Glirkheads!

Rosie - "You did it! How did you know what to say?"

Gary - "I just guessed... and I also remembered that the Supreme Glirkheads are really big on dental hygiene."

Rosie - "Probably because of their enormous teeth."

Gary - "I hope they didn't hear that!"

As the humongous door slowly opens, Rosie and Gary begin to see the jewel encrusted cavern, with diamonds, emeralds, and rubies...sparkling so brightly that Gary and Rosie have to squint their little eyes! 

They hear the sound of Coldplay music as they enter the Grand Chamber of the cavern...

Glorious, twinkling, multi-colored lights, dance and swirl around them, as they walk down the Corridor Of Honor. (No one is allowed to see the Supreme Glirkheads without being honorable, legendary, heroic Glirkazoids. 

The smell of lavender, fresh ground coffee, Texas Barbecue, and bacon, fill the air...then...they see it...

WHAT DO THEY SEE?

White Castle hamburgers, maybe?

That would be nice! 

FIND OUT NEXT WEDNESDAY IN OUR NEXT...

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY!