Wednesday, October 28, 2015

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY




Let's recap the last couple of exciting, yet frightening episodes of Out Of This World Wednesday...shall we?




Our legendary, cute Glirkazoid warriors (Gary and Rosie) were summoned to the great cavern of the Supreme Glirkheads, to allegedly, receive instructions about a secret mission that they, allegedly, were going to be sent on. 




After finding the hidden entrance to the cavern, and saying the secret passwords, R&G were treated to beautiful sights, sounds (like Coldplay music), and even White Castle hamburgers, that made them feel welcomed, safe and at home. 




However, when they began to approach the Supreme Glirkheads, the S.Gs extended their enormous teeth, and then began reading from an ancient scroll that said, in so many words, Gary and Rosie needed to be eaten, to appease the past Gods of the Glirkazoid race! (If I missed anything, let me know, okay?)




Let's look in on what's hapnin' now...

Supreme Glirkheads - (All speaking at once) "Guards! Come in and prepare our "guests" for the sacrificial feast!"

At that, one hundred guards storm in from all directions to subdue our beloved heroes, but in 5 seconds, Rosie and Gary have them all laid out and hog tied!! 

Supreme Glirkheads - "Come on guys! Co-operate with us, so we can eat you...it's ancient tradition!"

Rosie - "Screw you, Glirkheads! We may be loyal and brave, but we ain't stupid!"

Gary - "Eat THIS, suckers!"

Gary picks up their gigantic bench, and is just about ready to smash them with it, when the Supreme Glirkheads all begin to laugh and shout "Happy Halloween guys!"

Gary drops the bench in udder surprise!




Gary - "Wha-wha...WHAT? This is just a Halloween prank?!"

The Supreme Glirkheads all remove the fake fangs from their mouths.




Supreme Glirkheads - "Ha Ha Ha Ha, Hee Hee Hee, We really got you guys! Did you really believe those rumors about us having enormous fangs? Hardy, har har!! 

Rosie - "But, what about the ancient scroll?"

Supreme Glirkheads - "We had that printed up at Vista Print! Ha Ha Ho Ho!"




Gary - "So then, you're not gonna eat us?"

Supreme Glirkheads - "Heck no! You two are the most celebrated heroes in the whole history of our planet, Glirka! Why do you think we had your images carved in gold on our front door, goofball? We LOVE you guys, but we love to prank you even more!! Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!"


Gary - "I missed those images...I was concentrating on the White Castle hamburgers!"

Rosie - "They were right smack dab in the middle of the golden doors, dumbbell!"

Gary -  "Well, Miss Knowitall...if  you saw those golden images of us, why did you believe the Supreme Glirkheads would eat us...hmmm?"

Rosie - "I...uh...well...assumed..."

Gary - "That's right, Rosie! You soomed...you soomed too much...didn't ya?!"

Rosie - "Now think about this, Gary! Maybe the Supreme Glirkheads are STILL planning to eat us, and just PRETENDED it was a joke when they saw you were about to crush them with the bench!"

Gary - "That's right, Rosie! Let's emulsificate them, just in case your theory is correct!"

Supreme Glirkheads - (All talking at once) "No! It was a joke! We were only kidding! You wouldn't emulsificate your beloved Supreme Glirkheads, would ya?!!"

Rosie "Let's go on ahead and obliterate them, Gary! We can't take any chances! One...two...THREE!!!"


Gary and Rosie yell out...

"HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!"

Rosie and Gary begin to laugh hysterically!!

Rosie - "I'm so glad we brought those "bang guns" along!"

Gary - "Ha Ha Ha Ha! Did you see them scatter?"

Rosie - "I think they needed to change their pants, my friend! Hee hee hee hee!" 



Well, well, well...what an immature, childish ending to an exciting, suspenseful, almost terrifying Halloween episode!

Ya'll have a Happy Halloween and watch out for the Boo Monster...







4 comments:

  1. Hardy har haaaaar! I've been fretting over dis for a looooooong tom! I'm going to emullcicate u. Dog gone it! I tink I spelled emulsificate wrong. It's not funny....stop laughing. Haaaaaaaaa happy halloweenie tou you toooooooooooooooooooooo. :)

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    1. You make me laugh, Rosie! Thanks for your cool, funny comments!!!

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    1. Happy Halloween, Big Gaz! Thanks for your participation!!

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