OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

When we last visited our intrepid heroes, Rosie was chasing Gary, intent on sticking hard, curved metal objects up his little green keister, for reasons I've forgotten by now. 

Heck, it's been a whole week!

However, I do recall that they observed something very startling that caused them to "stop in their tracks!" 

Let's resume the fascinating story where we left off, shall we?

Gary - "What the heck is that, Rosie?!"

Rosie - "You tell me and we'll BOTH know!"

Here is what they saw...

Gary - "That is one butt ugly creature, Rosie! I wonder where it comes from?"

Rosie - "I'll check it out on my AARDVARK."(Stands for accurate alien recognition device, verifying aliens of rare kinds)

"And I think the creature is kind of cute!"

Gary - "Cute?! With that pale skin, bush-like hair, beady eyes, giraffe neck, and dorky outfit?!"

Rosie - "Look who's talkin'! You have no hair, green skin, no neck, no clothes, and elongated eyes!"

Gary - "Yeah...I'm pretty awesome,ain't I!"

Rosie - "Oh, brother!"

"Look at my AARDVARK message, Gary! 

"This creature is from planet Earth! A human being...specifically, a Chrisicus Martinicus!"

Gary - "I wonder if it can talk. (Gary calls out to the creature) Hey, man, can you talk?!"

Chrisicus - "Look at the stars

Look how they shine for you

And everything you do

Yeah they were all yellow.

Gary - "Tell me something I don't know, giraffe boy! Of course the stars are yellow, but some are red, and others are kinda white lookin'and..."

Rosie - "I think he's speaking in some kind of code, Gary. Do you want to tell me something, Chrisicus?"

Chrisicus - "Your skin

Oh yeah your skin and bones

Turn into something beautiful

You know you know I love you so

You know I love you so!"

Gary - "WHAT?!! Hey! Who do you think you are, DUDE! You can't just land on our planet and start flirting with my girlfr...I mean, my fellow officer! That may be cool on your miserable little planet, but not here, buddy!"

Rosie - "I think it's cool."

Gary - "Rosie! What are you saying? You're not gonna let that long-necked freak talk to you like that, are ya?!"

Rosie - "I don't mind it so much. Go ahead and say something else, Chrisicus."

Chrisicus - "'Cause you're a sky, 

cause you're 

a sky full of stars

I'm gonna give you 

my heart

'Cause you're a sky, cause you're 

a sky full of stars

'Cause you light up the path."

Gary - "OKAY! That does it! I'm 

blowin' you away, sucka!! Where's 

my emulsificator?!!"

My, my!

Gary is REALLY ticked off!

That's the end of this episode, because we need to get ready for Thanksgiving tomorrow, and ain't got much tom!

Have a happy Thanksgiving, except for all of you pagans who don't live in the U.S. and don't like gluttonous behavior anyway!

Out Of This World Wednesday

Rain is a frquent visitor to the planet of Glirka, in the northern regions, across the fertile valleys, in the fall, between 6:00 A.M. and 9:00 P.M., on Tuesdays, if it's not snowing.

Gary despised the rain, because he didn't like getting wet, it made his antenna droop, and it would cause the Silver Sausage to stall out.

Rosie - ♪♪"Whatcha doin', Gary?♫

Gary - "What does it look like I'm doing? I'm trying to start our cockadoodie spazeship that has stalled out in the dagblasted rain!!"

Rosie - "Oh, don't be such a rainbasher, Gary! I totally, and absolutely LOVE the rain as it gently flows down from heaven to refresh our planet, water the flora and fauna, fill our lovely lakes, ponds..."

Gary - "You're all wet, Rosie!"

Rosie - "How dare you insult my opinion like that, you dirty..."

Gary - "No...I mean you're GETTING all wet standing out in the rain! Come here under the cull shield where it's dry!" 

Rosie - "This is kind of romantic, listening to the raindrops on the cull shield, just you and me..."

Gary - "Hand me that snerklewrench, Rosie."

Rosie - "Uh, what?"

Gary - "The SNERKLEWRENCH...we gotta get this bucket a bolts started to go on our next mission!"

Rosie - (Indignant) "Sometimes I think there are more important things than our stupid missions...here's your dumb farklewrench!!"

Gary - "Farklewrench? How can I loosen the bicklebolts with a farklewrench? I need a snerklewrench..."

Rosie - "Here's your @#%&* snerklewrench, and you know where you can stick it!!"

Gary - "You seem a bit tense. Rosie. Is this one of your female times of the month?"

Rosie - "THAT DOES IT!!! I'm taking this snerklewrench AND the farklewrench and sticking them where the sun don't shine!!! BEND OVER, SUCKER!!!!"

Gary begins to run away from Rosie, as if his life depends on it (and it does), and as they are running, they see something that instantly stops them in their tracks!!

What do they see?

Is it a vicious spaze monster?

An invasion of evil creatures from a nearby planet?

A gigantic sock puppet that resembles Big Gaz?

Join us next Wednesday for answers... in OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY!!!

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Out Of This World Wednesday

Rosie - "So, Gary, what do you think about this crop of presidential candidates?"

Gary - "Didn't you axe me that question 10 episodes ago?"

Rosie - "Surely, but I never received an answer."

Gary - "Don't call me Shirley, and you don't want my opinion, because YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!"

Rosie - "Stop with the movie quotes woudja? I'm really confused about who should be the next president of Glirka, our beloved planet!"

Gary - "Well, well, well...it just so happens you've come to da right plaze! I've been following the presidential race very closely, which means I have scooped up a lot of poop that I will share with you, my dear Rosie!"

Rosie - "I hope you're talking figuratively...about the poop, I mean."

Gary - "Now let me see, there's the big fat guy, Crisp Crispy! No one will vote for him!"

Rosie - "Why not?"

Gary - "He's way too fat!" 

Rosie - "I don't think that makes any diff..."

Gary - "Moving on, we have Burnout Slanders, who is way too OLD!"

Rosie - "I'm shocked at you Gary! Are you REALLY that shallow to judge..."

Gary - "MOVING ON...we focus in on Karlee P. Orina. No way, Jose!" 

Rosie - "Why, no way? I think she's very articulate, smart , experienced..."

Gary - "Helloooo?! Orina is a GIRL! Glirka has NEVER had a girl president in all of it's trillions of years, Rosie!" 

Rosie - "So, I guess you're against Shrillery Klingon as well, hmmm?"

Gary - "Shrillery is worse than a girl! Did you ever hear her talk? She is squeaky chalk on a blackboard, she's a howling cat in heat, and she's like the excruciating ear pain caused by feedback from a microphone! Can you imagine listening to her "soloist from Hell" voice every single day on Glirkavision?!"

Rosie - "You may have a point here, but what about Hike Suckabee?"

Gary - "Another fat guy!"

Rosie - "Then you MUST like Barko Rubikscube, he's cute!"

Gary - "He's a pretty boy!"

Rosie - "What about Dr. Starson?"

Gary - "Way too smart to be president! We are used to having idiots as president here on Glirka!" 

Rosie - "Okay, okay...I'm not gonna go through every candidate, so why don't you tell me if there is one you LIKE, knucklehead!"

Gary - "Surely!"

Rosie - "Don't call me Shirley!"

Gary - "The most qualified candidate is Tronald Dump!"

Rosie - "Oh, gag! You've got to be kidding me, right?!"

Gary - "Think about it, Rosie! Dump is not fat...well, not SUPER fat. 

"He's not old...I mean, not as old as Burnout Slanders. 

"He's not a GIRL...we think. 

"His voice is not as irritating as Shrillery's voice...almost, but definitely not as bad.

"Tronald is not nearly as pretty as Rubikscube, although he thinks he is.

"And he is NOT ANYWAY NEAR AS SMART as Dr. Starson!"

"Tronald Dump is absolutely perfect!"

Rosie - "Gary...your intellect and political expertise is a LOAD OF CRAP!

Tell me why you're REALLY supporting Dump!"

Gary - "Okay, he gave me 2o,ooo pazoozas."

Rosie - "I knew it! Don't you remember you made the same mistake when Oglama offered you free health care, a free Oglama phone, and Snickers bars?

Gary - "Yeah, but this time is different...I already got the cash up front!!"