OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

Shake Speer once said, "Better it is to withstand the outrageous slings and arrows of misfortune, than to stand in line. in the rain, for two hours to get tickets to a Weird Al concert.

As you know, Rosie and Gary, super duper, superstar, super heroes from the planet of Glirka, have withstood mucho onslaughts, from slingshots, arrows, pea shooters, atomic weaponry, vicious, humongous, wild and crazy alien creatures...and Moe!

However, whom so-ever enters through the portholes of this particular OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY story, may find they would have rather stood in line for Weird Al tickets than experience the outrageous misfortune that Gary and Rosie are about to...um...experience!!!

Soooo, do you dare enter into this dark, dank, nasty realm of slimy creatures, evil machinations, death defying deeds of daring, and bloody bones and guts strewn all over da plaze?!!

If so...then...

Let's Roll

We open our bizarre, mysterious, abstract, somewhat humorous story with Gary and Rosie watching one of their favorite movies, in the on board theatre that is located on the starboard, aft side of the Silver Sausage Spazeship.

Gary - "Look out Cowboy Dan, the outlaws are behind you!"

Rosie - "Cowboy Dan can't hear you, knucklehead! It's only a movie!"

Gary - If it's only a movie, then why were you crying your eyes out when Darlin' Donna begged Cowboy Dan to not go out and face Dirty Dingus Magee in that gunfight on the streets of Laredo, hmm?"

Rosie - "Okay, let's face it. We LOVE the old time western movies, and REALLY get wrapped up in the stories. I wish we lived in those days of cowboys and cowgirls, rawhide, cattle drives, wagon trains, headin' 'em off at the pass, ropin', ridin' and wranglin'!"

Slow day in Tombstone

Gary - "No problemo, Rosie gal! We just happen to have a handy dandy time machine located on this very Silver Sausage spazeship, that can transmigrate us back to the old west on Earth!"

Rosie - "That sounds like fun, purdy pard! Let's do this little ole thang!"

Gary - "Do you REALLY think I'm purdy, Rosie?"

Rosie - "Did I say that? I, uh, meant, um, party, yeah, that's it, PARTY PARD, because you love to party so much!"

Gary - "Yeah, right...anyway, let me set the Away Back Machine, to the correct time and plaze."

Gary steps over to the Away Back Machine and enters the pertinent information that will whisk them back in time, quicker than a duck on a June bug! 

The display screen is set to...Earth...1879...Tombstone, Arizona.

Rosie - "STOP, GARY!! We can't go like this! We need to bring some essential western stuff to survive in the wild, wild west! Not only that, but we will need to change our appearance, 'cause the cowpokes ain't gonna cotton to little green alien creatures invading their Tombstone territory, no way, no how!" 

Gary - "You've got a good point, Rosie...but if you comb your hair differently, no one will notice! Ha ha, hee hee!"

Rosie - "Shut up, Dufus, and let's round up some essential cowboy stuff, before we jump into the "shape shifter" device, that will make us look like human beans!"

Have to sign off until next week..

Don't wanna wear out me eyes!!!