I'm Finding It Hard To Keep Up!

It's really bugging me that I'm running behind on EVERYTHING lately! I know I'm not as young as I used to be (no one is), but I can't seem to keep up with this super sonic jet paced life we are all experiencing in this 21st century...and I'm RETIRED!!

My blog keeps getting posted later every day. My naps are running later. I take Chevy for his walks later than usual. What's a mother, I mean, guy, to do?!

I do not know how the poor people with 2.8 children, lucrative jobs, a bowling league, church activities, protest marches, vacations to New Zee-land (Or is that New Found Land?), Bigfoot hunting, joining the Space Force, and playing Fortnite, can squeeze it all in!! 

I've tried to cut down on watching the news, because it takes up a LARGE portion of my time, and it's so extremely depressing, hateful, misinformational 

(not a word, according to spell check, but you know what I mean), mean spirited, and filled with crazy fanatics, so I switched to something a bit more tame...the WWE. 

Just kidding, why switch from "fake news" to fake wrestling?  

Could it be that time keeps slipping away because the whole entire universe has slipped into some sort of a time warp, and is moving at a much faster speed, due to the ionosphere colliding into the fluxation zone, as Einstein never theorized? 

Or maybe, it's just my meds screwing with my brain.

I could try to wake up earlier, to catch up with this ridiculous time deviation that's making everything speed up, but I already wake up before the rooster crows, and we ain't got no chickens! (I think that's a double negative, but who's counting)

Is it just me, or do you feel like you never have enough time to complete all of your tasks, anymore?

What are tasks? Chores! Errands! Assignments! Never mind..you Millennial Falcons would not understand.

We old timers used to do dozens of "tasks" before the chickens woke up, and we didn't have any highfalutin space ships, like the Millennial Falcon, to scoot our butts around the farmyard neither!! 

Anywho, I'm gonna try REALLY hard to keep up with the times, and stop doin' all the stuff that is slowin' me down with my blog and stuff!

What could it be the main problem?