My Annual Review Of The Oscars

The Red Carpet part was kind of boring. The awards ceremony was REALLY boring, except for that "Shallow" song....

Melissa McCarthy's wild outfit...

and, to be honest, I fell asleep during the awards for make up, set direction, catering, cinnamontography, and other stuff we don't care about...

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...and I didn't wake up until the whole shebang was over, like I do every year. 

How's about youze guys? 

What stood out to you?

The outfits? 

Hey, this pic is from the Golden Globes!

The music?

I mean "Queen"

The host...

If there was absolutely ANY redeeming moment you would like to share about the 2019 Academy Awards, please do so, for the sake of future Oscar watchers who may not REALLY exist.

I slept through a LARGE portion of the show, so feel free to fill me in, if you had the stamina to ride it out to the end! 

Okay, this is the best I can do on a Monday morning, after the "after party" that I don't remember attending, or even being invited to.